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SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

George Zimmerman posted:

addicted to WoW? $4,000 in Steam games? on SSI?
behold! the face of the revolution!



gently caress the disabled for having hobbies, am i right?

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Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

Spiderjelly fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Feb 21, 2014

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

this is sad, the kid is maybe 17 and has the body of Danny DeVito.

Burning Mustache
Sep 4, 2006

Zaeed got stories.
Kasumi got loot.
All I got was a hole in my suit.

literally me, every summer

George Zimmerman
Feb 20, 2014

by Debbie Metallica

keyvin posted:

gently caress the disabled for having hobbies, am i right?

I didn't say he was on disability.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



keyvin posted:

gently caress the disabled for having hobbies, am i right?

you are right

here is my idea to help the disabled: instead of giving them free money, attach a forklift to the front of their wheelchairs so that they can earn money, by operating their forklift chairs

as an added bonus, the disabled would no longer be able to be mugged or threatened, as their forklift prongs could be sharpened and when someone tried to rob them they could just, like, spin in a circle and cut their attacker's legs off

then he would know what it felt like to be disabled, and would learn a valuable lesson

community ham boil
Nov 6, 2012

the universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013



I don't think much else can top this.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Nite crew?

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Larry Horseplay
Oct 24, 2002


ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012


wonderful, but where are the katanas?

client
Aug 19, 2010

Rambling Robot posted:

indeed it is.

i wonder what she is up to these days?

hopefully she has moved on.

im not even kidding both her and her husband are now transgender lmao

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



client posted:

im not even kidding both her and her husband are now transgender lmao

lol

you've had that penis long enough, now it's my turn

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



YIKES!

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

client posted:

im not even kidding both her and her husband are now transgender lmao

least surprising news I've heard all day

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
I Scream

edit: vvvvvvv an improvement

George Zimmerman
Feb 20, 2014

by Debbie Metallica
Before:







After:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

George Zimmerman posted:

Before:







After:



SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!

*several weeks later*
"Uh, yo brah, I just found something on this Internet forum..."

community ham boil
Nov 6, 2012

the universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.

client
Aug 19, 2010

jesus, low-effort bikini troon is more attractive than the girl on the left

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


quote:

I've seen snacks you wouldn't believe. Burgers on fire off my dad's grill. I watched cupcakes glitter in the dark near the bakery window. All of those treats will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

Time...to diet.

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

true fact: this person literally gets horny from eating turds, and still posts on these forum's today. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2746721

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
ah yes, geckolio. i saw her one time irl on a subway platform in NYC and she got on the train and when the doors were just closing i yelled "STAIRS" and took off running. she was pretty sexy irl, irc.

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Steampunk iPhone posted:

true fact: this person literally gets horny from eating turds, and still posts on these forum's today. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2746721

Can't people die from eating turds? Why won't they hurry up?

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011




ben stiller real doll

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster

Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online

this is it, this is goon.jpg

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005


penn jillette?????

Melchior posted:

his meltdown was amazing

yeah

client
Aug 19, 2010

Grin and Tonic posted:

this is it, this is goon.jpg

that isn't even his final form


community ham boil
Nov 6, 2012

the universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
did he steal those shoes off a ronald mcdonald

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

client posted:

that isn't even his final form




lmaoooooooooo

client
Aug 19, 2010

goons are beautiful







Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

Goon ecosystems







Token Cracker
Dec 22, 2004
I don't understand how people can be so ugly. there is no god

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Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online

all that unused cabinet space cause did can't be hosed to lift his arms lol

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