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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011


The world's first digital condom.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oxDsEVqnyY



IMO, strapping something electric onto your dick which is then meant to go into a woman is not the smartest invention, but what do I know I've never had sex with a woman not made of plastic.

Seems like this goon is loving his Electric Eel!:


The best news of all, it's on indiegogo right now! It's only $5 in so far but $350 can land you one of these hand-made bad boys.

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/digital-condom


wowee! What an offer!

I look forward to seeing the goal reaching $10k in one night after this thread.

a bone to pick fucked around with this message at Feb 21, 2014 around 08:08

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Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

cant wait to receive mine

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

really looking forward to zapping my love life

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



what is it? what does it do? questions i don't care about...Just strap it to my dick and let's get this party started.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



*rushes home in hopes of UPS delivery*

Slybo
Mar 6, 2005



a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011


quote:

We are raising money to develop more open-source sex technology. Our ultimate goal will be to provide a arena for people to find and share new designs and kits for hacking existing devices or building their own. This will be a slow process as we put this together, as we are now just in our early phases of R&D. There will be lots more documentation and other devices to come!

I don't like the sound of that.

"Hey guys we're making sex A SCIENCE!"

By the way these are the men hand-making your dick-snuggie.







.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

yeah this is totally something for someone to use with a partner and not alone

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

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What does it do though, and what it the intent?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011


Doctor Dogballs posted:

What does it do though, and what it the intent?

to stimulate your clitoris with electricity

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

why not just use a regular condom

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



Parallax Scroll posted:

why not just use a regular condom

You can't stop the future.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



In 15 years you will be wondering how you were ever able to use analog condoms

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Sid Vicious posted:

cant wait to receive mine

You said in the other thread that you can't even afford to buy custom avatars for people

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011


Devils Affricate posted:

You said in the other thread that you can't even afford to buy custom avatars for people



Are you this guy?

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

if the condom costs $350, does that mean you're expected to reuse it

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

Hanks Lust Cafe posted:

In 15 years you will be wondering how you were ever able to use analog condoms

I think someone SQL Injected my girlfriend's vagina and bypassed her hymenwall. Is there anything I can besides Abort? I'd prefer not to hit Fail

Also I think someone is DDoSing my penis. What can I do?

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

Devils Affricate posted:

You said in the other thread that you can't even afford to buy custom avatars for people

its almost like i was lying...on the internet...in this thread im actually very poor

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Megadace posted:

to stimulate your clitoris with electricity

literally the shocker

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Megadace posted:



Are you this guy?

LOL I wish

72nd bday virgin
Dec 8, 2013



Hopefully this will bring the spark back to my relationship

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

72nd bday virgin posted:

Hopefully this will bring the spark back to my relationship

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

72nd bday virgin posted:

Hopefully this will bring the spark back to my relationship

Should be sufficient enough to ignite some passion

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



just fried the poo poo out of my cock and balls and the ol wife pussy

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Cool, now you can literally gently caress someone to death, even yourself.

Rubbergoose
Jul 13, 2006



Xaris posted:

I think someone SQL Injected MY GIRLFRIEND's vagina and bypassed her hymenwall. Is there anything I can besides Abort? I'd prefer not to hit Fail

Also I think someone is DDoSing my penis. What can I do?

sever



Were they not allowed to call it The Electric Feel because of the MGMT song of the same name? Seems like a missed opportunity.

Plastic Goldbaby
Sep 8, 2010

Purple horseshoes?
Sure, if they be nailed to a golden horse.


get back to me when i can download sonic fanfic directly into my dick

bunky
Aug 29, 2004



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

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Waltzing Along posted:

Cool, now you can literally gently caress someone to death, even yourself.

I always could. good job being incapable of loving someone to death, with your probably really shrimpy dick, white boy.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011


quote:

"We made a soft, stimulating sleeve with conductive electrodes along the sensitive part of the shaft [..] the sensation has been described as euphoric and pleasurable [...] This allows you to explore your body in entirely different ways or share that experience with a friend."

So this thing, basically, is an electric fleshlight made out of a sock, that you're meant to share with someone, but this is only the beta.

You could say this was beta tested in the future.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



Wait, what? No.
































What?

Wayside Bazaar
Jun 30, 2008



Was that invented in Syria?

Dexters Secret
Sep 8, 2008

We could care less what others think about is, but at times, we do care and we fall apart. But when we do fall apart, we put each other back together. We do all this and we ask nothing in return. We are Onii and Imouto.


i'd try it op

Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


Sid Vicious posted:

its almost like i was lying...on the internet...in this thread im actually very poor

*sigh* It's wrong to lie, Sid.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering.


GBS: I will make you one of these devices.

Dexters Secret
Sep 8, 2008

We could care less what others think about is, but at times, we do care and we fall apart. But when we do fall apart, we put each other back together. We do all this and we ask nothing in return. We are Onii and Imouto.


Big Beef City posted:

GBS: I will make you one of these devices.

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

wires all over my dick

Rubbergoose
Jul 13, 2006



Big Beef City posted:

GBS: I will make you one of these devices.

I call sloppy seconds

HERMAPHRODITE JESUS
Apr 21, 2010


i just wish i had a girlfriend to try this on. all the girls on Craiglist hate me cause i lost my job due to depression

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



You know, it's not that difficult to electrocute your dick.

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