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How many girlfriends is too many?
This poll is closed.
1 34 35.42%
2 8 8.33%
3 4 4.17%
4 4 4.17%
5 5 5.21%
6 2 2.08%
7 6 6.25%
8 33 34.38%
Total: 96 votes
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captain_spaulding
Feb 19, 2014



My dad lives in Indonesia and has a wife and 8 girlfriends. One of them is a midget. Now, I gotta say the midget thing threw me off one day when she came from behind the couch outta nowhere and scared the crap out of me. So I now understand why my dad will never leave this place. Thoughts?.

captain_spaulding fucked around with this message at Feb 21, 2014 around 08:37

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Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

I LIKE YOUR user name sorry caps lock but lol if you think im reading all that bro

cuckold cleanup
Sep 27, 2013



no poo poo. my dad took us to indonesia for a while. he was in big pharma at the time though. that's as far as I read.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Are you sure the midget is actually a midget and not just like 9 years old or something

BossRighteous
Dec 28, 2002



I'm glad you took the time to edit that post. It feels really polished and complete now.

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

BossRighteous posted:

I'm glad you took the time to edit that post. It feels really polished and complete now.

lmao

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



Great thread! I voted five, welcome to General Bullshit, captain_spaulding, I would like you to invite you to post in my favorite thread in General Bullshit in which I post avidly: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3579076

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Great thread! I voted five, welcome to General Bullshit, captain_spaulding, I would like you to invite you to post in my favorite thread in General Bullshit in which I post avidly: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3579076

sometimes i think i hate you owl day

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

not evena checkbox poll truly shameful op

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



Sid Vicious posted:

sometimes i think i hate you owl day

cuckold cleanup
Sep 27, 2013



I didn't know that was owl day lol. whats up owl day?






captain_spaulding
Feb 19, 2014



BossRighteous posted:

I'm glad you took the time to edit that post. It feels really polished and complete now.

You my friend just made me spit my drink on my screen.. thanks hahahah

naem
May 29, 2011



How much is your mom

cuckold cleanup
Sep 27, 2013



captain_spaulding posted:

You my friend just made me spit my drink on my screen.. thanks hahahah


Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



Cucking Mama posted:

I didn't know that was owl day lol. whats up owl day?

Hey glandmine, just a-postin the night away as usual.

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014


so your dad is a loser who goes to third world countries to exploit poor women

what a shining accomplishment

cuckold cleanup
Sep 27, 2013



Matoi Ryuko posted:

Hey glandmine, just a-postin the night away as usual.

I hear that






Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004




Perhaps you've seen captain_spaulding's previous avatar? I was quite fond of his choice myself.

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

some nights i think, man its well after 3 am maybe i should go to sleep, thena nother thread catches my eye and im off again chasing that elusive high, that white whale, the ultimate own.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



BlueChocolate posted:

so your dad is a loser who goes to third world countries to exploit poor women

what a shining accomplishment

*cough* *cough* This rudeness is intolerable and unheard of in the General Bullshit forum.

BossRighteous
Dec 28, 2002



Sid Vicious posted:

some nights i think, man its well after 3 am maybe i should go to sleep, thena nother thread catches my eye and im off again chasing that elusive high, that white whale, the ultimate own.

It's hard to sleep when you know people are likely forming new and exciting complimentary opinions of you.

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

BossRighteous posted:

It's hard to sleep when you know people are likely forming new and exciting complimentary opinions of you.

it can be hard to be esteemed gbs poster sid vicious, but someone must do it

captain_spaulding
Feb 19, 2014



Devils Affricate posted:

Are you sure the midget is actually a midget and not just like 9 years old or something

Haha, well she had short legs and long arms, and it totally bugged me out. But my dad looked pretty happy hahah

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004


Your dad has prolly had sex with a lot of kids in a third world country.

captain_spaulding
Feb 19, 2014



MegaGatts posted:

Your dad has prolly had sex with a lot of kids in a third world country.

well allllrighty then.

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

op uncomfortable with his dads child loving

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.


What's your dad's phone number

Bukowski
Dec 28, 2009


no grilfriends!!!!

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

op your mom is a slut

Plastic Goldbaby
Sep 8, 2010

Purple horseshoes?
Sure, if they be nailed to a golden horse.


devil's rejects was pretty good, house of 1000 corpses not so much

captain spaulding would make a bad president please don't vote for him

Rubbergoose
Jul 13, 2006



gggiiimmmppp posted:

op your mom is a slut

OP's mom only had sex once, and it was surprise sex. So yeah, she's a slut.

OP's a surprise sex baby.

Saga
Aug 17, 2009


BlueChocolate posted:

so your dad is a loser who goes to third world countries to exploit poor women

what a shining accomplishment

And has a racist kid who posts about "jungle people". Unless your dad lives in the middle of Sulawesi, those are not "jungle people", those are just Indonesians.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007

I'm a family man - I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.W.


Saga posted:

And has a racist kid who posts about "jungle people". Unless your dad lives in the middle of Sulawesi, those are not "jungle people", those are just Indonesians.

Maybe they are really into jungle music. Ever think of that? Who's the racist now?

PS awful OP, terrible thread.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

captain_spaulding posted:

Haha, well she had short legs and long arms, and it totally bugged me out.
Sounds like a real down-to-earth lady ahahah

*snerk* hahahahahah

heheh











































wheeeeeeew... eheh

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

ty


I just keep posting because it's p much all I got on my phone as I lay here in bed cant sleep and don't want to get up and wake up bed mate

sether01
Jun 17, 2005



i wrote a song for this thread, http://tindeck.com/listen/ouaw

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012



whoflungpoop posted:

Sounds like a real down-to-earth lady ahahah

lol

Down With People
Oct 31, 2012

The child delights in violence.


Sid Vicious posted:

it can be hard to be esteemed gbs poster sid vicious, but someone must do it

if i kill you do i become sid vicious?

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Knitted Art
Mar 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 29 hours!


did you check to see if they had dicks OP

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