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Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008



He who smell't it dealt it

She who deduced it produced it

He who detected it erected it

She who unearthed it birthed it

He who received it conceived it

She who catched it hatched it


by M. Night Shammalamma




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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013


so sick of telling people how to spell that name

George Zimmerman
Feb 20, 2014

by Debbie Metallica


flying fartress

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Can I get the desk dildo?


isnt that cute. but it's wrong

Rubbergoose
Jul 13, 2006



That last one doesn't even make sense or properly rhyme.

Should be "She who caught it wrought it"

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

Don't get your pen, son, you won't be needing that. My order's simple, a shitload of dim sims. And I want a bucket of soya sauce.


Fart jokes are never not funny.

Tuff Ghost
Apr 23, 2004


It's pretty funny how people start sniffing real hard, like nostrils-flaring sniffs, when they notice a fart. And they have this look of stern confusion on their face as they try to sort out what the gently caress they just smelt.

YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013


Rubbergoose posted:

That last one doesn't even make sense or properly rhyme.

Should be "She who caught it wrought it"

In what abominable dialect does catch not rhyme with hatch?

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.

YourHealthyColon posted:

In what abominable dialect does catch not rhyme with hatch?

It's not about rhyming. Catched is not even a word. At least try to use proper grammar GOD.

YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013


In what universe is "smell't" okay but "catched" isn't

Mydonos
May 27, 2013



Fart notices is most likely be the farter.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003



catched and hatched don't rhyme

uG
Apr 23, 2003



they can be slant rhymed

dog kisser
Mar 30, 2005
Be quiet or I'll stab you quiet.

He who farted, farted.

Jett
Oct 17, 2005



NOTICE:

~fart~

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003



safety

Captain Diarrhoea
Apr 16, 2011


dog kisser posted:

He who farted, farted.

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008


dog kisser posted:

He who farted, farted.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Can I get the desk dildo?


dog kisser posted:

He who farted, farted.

dog kisser
Mar 30, 2005
Be quiet or I'll stab you quiet.

dog kisser posted:

He who farted, farted.

It even rhymes!

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008



Earwicker posted:

catched and hatched don't rhyme

uh, they totally do

Rubbergoose posted:

"She who caught it wrought it"

More please

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

~the boi from brazil~


he who huffed it puffed it.

she who sneefed it queefed it (this one only works with a funny accent, sorry)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003



the smell of pizza hut is the worst smell

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



I've never understood this. I smell farts all the time that I didn't do, and when I fart I never say a word about it.

Rabite
Apr 13, 2002

Dynamiet Rab

whats the optimal time to wait to "notice" after farting to not get caught being the fartee

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010


He would Felt it, probably produced flatulence and should determine the best course of action to Help it.

Rubbergoose
Jul 13, 2006



Flying Fortress posted:

uh, they totally do

http://media.merriam-webster.com/so.../c/catch001.wav

http://media.merriam-webster.com/so.../h/hatch001.wav


YOU be the judge!



close but no cigar imo

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

Oh for god's sake...

he who denied it supplied it
he who articulated it particulated it

~stalemate~

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

catch sounds like ketchup
hatch sounds like snatch

therefore, ~faaaaaarrt~

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.


Bargearse posted:

Fart jokes are never not funny.

dog kisser posted:

He who farted, farted.

Content trumps form, f@rt jokes always work

Wizzle-Wazzle
Oct 15, 2005

It is time for science.

Sometimes I fart. Sometimes not.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Oh yeah.

i usually hold mine in until i get to the parking ramp elevator

then everyone who is excited to go home frowns a little bit more

Bullstuff
Apr 1, 2007
My finger smells funny. :(

I never pass up an opportunity to fart around old people and infants. People always assume it was them. loving license to kill.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering.


whoflungpoop posted:

catch sounds like ketchup
hatch sounds like snatch

therefore, ~faaaaaarrt~

hey just an fyi that catch doesn't rhyme with ketchup.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Dog Kisser

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003


Tuff Ghost posted:

It's pretty funny how people start sniffing real hard, like nostrils-flaring sniffs, when they notice a fart. And they have this look of stern confusion on their face as they try to sort out what the gently caress they just smelt.

The Rage
Jun 28, 2007

Chill out, dickwad.




I eat a big bowl of fiber one right before class so I can fart hard all day

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Big Beef City posted:

hey just an fyi that catch doesn't rhyme with ketchup.
dont gently caress w my flow ese

Goatman
May 8, 2006


Whoever said the rhyme did the crime.

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Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avmbh-OcAVg



notice this.

b*tch

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