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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Someone has put 8x11 glossy photos of Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine in my cubicle. I wandered around the other cubicles to see if this was a theme but nope, just mine. Am I supposed to go gay for Star Trek or something?

I don't get it.

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Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

hellfire blast~



kill everyone

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


I'm not going to say anything and just act like they are supposed to be here.

Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

hellfire blast~



bring a gun to work

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Also, these are glossy photos. We don't have a printer that is capable of this caliber of printing so they came from elsewhere.

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014


Waltzing Along posted:

Also, these are glossy photos. We don't have a printer that is capable of this caliber of printing so they came from elsewhere.

Add little anime hearts and sweatdrops and kawaii faces to them

friends watch porn
May 7, 2007



you've been marked, op

Jett
Oct 17, 2005

byob.user.js


it means you're a pedo, op

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012
Who do I have to piss off to get a red title?


gbs1.4.txt

cuckold cleanup
Sep 27, 2013



the holocaust people did this when they heard that the allies were gonna liberate them






Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Peta
Dec 26, 2011



Your coworkers know you are a huge greasy nerd. Stop being so insecure and take down the photos and throw them out. Afterward, log out of SA, and don't log in again, or they'll know

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Cats.

Good prank is leaving food for people then denying it was you.

Jett
Oct 17, 2005

byob.user.js



the horror is so much more real now

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



poo poo in the air vents

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

i'm so sorry but i have to go now. my time here is finally ogre.


Waltzing Along posted:

Someone has put 8x11 glossy photos of Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine in my cubicle. I wandered around the other cubicles to see if this was a theme but nope, just mine. Am I supposed to go gay for Star Trek or something?

I don't get it.

HAHA THEY loving GOT YOU enjoyable human being

Glaucus atlanticus
Dec 14, 2010


CountButtula posted:

Add little anime hearts and sweatdrops and kawaii faces to them

Agreed, that'll show 'em.

Slime Bro Helpdesk
Jul 2, 2007



Have you spoken at length about new or old Star Trek w/ anyone there, OP?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.




Um, that's not much of an office prank. I think it's just a way for them to separate the nerd-fags from the normal people.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!


somebody there doesn't like you

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

If bing bang theory is nerd blackface then this is like someone leaving a picture of emmet till

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009



Pull a fire alarm and then radio to your pal Rasheed to begin picking them off as they go to the rally point.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003



I believe you are meant to choose one of them. choose one and take the other one down. that will begin the second stage

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012


better escalate op, don't want to look like a pussy bitch

Wizzle-Wazzle
Oct 15, 2005

It is time for science.

Sometimes I turn peoples name plates upside down! Or I put them on a different person's desk!

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012


Wizzle-Wazzle posted:

Sometimes I turn peoples name plates upside down! Or I put them on a different person's desk!

haha you absolute psycho

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014


Your boss has started a struggle for dominance with you. The only way to win is to escalate hard and early, OP. poo poo on her desk and let her know you did it.

Wayside Bazaar
Jun 30, 2008





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE#t=780s

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.




Don't do this. In 1999 I ate a half pound of sugar free gummi-bears and I have literally never been the same.

*flashbacks*

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011

The Master's Art is indeed not made for plebeians.


is the SA "office" a cubicle, or is it more of a dumpster with a grenade sticker?

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

Rambling Robot posted:

is the SA "office" a cubicle, or is it more of a dumpster with a grenade sticker?

Differences between a cubicle and a dumpster:
  • Tje color

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011

The Master's Art is indeed not made for plebeians.


Cream_Filling posted:

Differences between a cubicle and a dumpster:
  • Tje color

this is true, i've worked in a tiny cubicle. hell of earth and all that.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003



Rambling Robot posted:

this is true, i've worked in a tiny cubicle. hell of earth and all that.

tiny cubicles suck but they are still better than "open office" plans

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

I had a shared (2 person) office for a ehile and while obviously a solo office is better I think it's still better than a cube

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

Stained sweatpants. Bad facial hair. Shrill voice. Spergin rules knowledge. Casino dice. CHECK. Games Day, here I come!


Earwicker posted:

tiny cubicles suck but they are still better than "open office" plans

Especially when you stumble upon a Goatse thread

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

SMG Macklemore Fanclub


Take dump in the water cooler and give the entire office cholera.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011

The Master's Art is indeed not made for plebeians.


Earwicker posted:

tiny cubicles suck but they are still better than "open office" plans

ah, one of my old jobs.


50 people in the same room. 30 phones ringing simultaneously. screaming, constant noise. lovely managment. crying in the bathroom.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering.


Do you know what increases employee morale? Being forced to stare at one another and having no innate sense of physical security or privacy. ---office designers

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

Big Beef City posted:

Do you know what increases employee morale? Being forced to stare at one another and having no innate sense of physical security or privacy. ---office designers

A prole is like a wild horse, You have to break them

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clownskull
Nov 17, 2006


Make a super cool LCARS readout from contact paper, cover the walls and desk with it, and pretend your on the Enterprise.

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