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Voted Worst Mom
Jun 26, 2010


 

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roboshit
Apr 4, 2009



woah.

cuckold cleanup
Sep 27, 2013



those guys suck






GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



1. pozzing a neg or something
2. use a ladder

Christmas Miracle
Dec 25, 2012
STEAL ALL THE FARM

punch a girl until she's unconscious, then have sex w/ her

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005



pick up techniques:

Those nifty grabber claws
Lifting with your legs, not with your back

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



a Pick Up Artist is equivalent to a Subway Sandwich Artist

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010


2

Peta
Dec 26, 2011



Whoa. Has making fun of PUAs ever been done before? This thread is wild, haha!

Glaucus atlanticus
Dec 14, 2010


peacocking w/ baller-rear end spoon

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



Peta posted:

Whoa. Has making fun of PUAs ever been done before? This thread is wild, haha!

Furry spotted

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Being rich

cuckold cleanup
Sep 27, 2013



otoh have you heard about these people who say 'check your privilege'? maybe the truth is in the middle






CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014


Those guys suck they should be funny like us

Arian_Samurai
Jan 21, 2004

third place is still pretty damn good

Women are a complete god drat mystery and I don't think I'll ever figure 'em out

uG
Apr 23, 2003

they knew


1. make lots of money
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Peta
Dec 26, 2011




Don't even start with me fuckass

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



Peta posted:

Don't even start with me fuckass

Why? What are you gonna do?

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Why? What are you gonna do?

hell gently caress you in your tail hole

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



roboshit posted:

hell gently caress you in your tail hole

It's my fault for being a sexy animal. You are correct.

Peta
Dec 26, 2011



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Why? What are you gonna do?

I will nuke you bitch

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

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Voted Worst Mom
Jun 26, 2010


Peta posted:

Whoa. Has making fun of PUAs ever been done before? This thread is wild, haha!

nice neg

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



Peta posted:

I will nuke you bitch

Bring it on, furfucker.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005


The list is "all of them", because, if they weren't working, people wouldn't be using them.

uG
Apr 23, 2003

they knew


Top Bunk Wanker posted:

The list is "all of them", because, if they weren't working, people wouldn't be using them.

much leik androd phones chiropracty and st johns wart

Peta
Dec 26, 2011



OMG I'm not even a furry. Public denial

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

This is what happens when you get a shoe shoved up your ass.

The forget me now method is tried and true.

Dexters Secret
Sep 8, 2008

We could care less what others think about is, but at times, we do care and we fall apart. But when we do fall apart, we put each other back together. We do all this and we ask nothing in return. We are Onii and Imouto.


Peta posted:

OMG I'm not even a furry. Public denial

holy poo poo you have an impressive rap sheet

Peta
Dec 26, 2011



Dexters Secret posted:

holy poo poo you have an impressive rap sheet

I'm reformed now!!

Dexters Secret
Sep 8, 2008

We could care less what others think about is, but at times, we do care and we fall apart. But when we do fall apart, we put each other back together. We do all this and we ask nothing in return. We are Onii and Imouto.


Peta posted:

I'm reformed now!!

wow and i thought you were cool for a second

guess i was wrong

Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


uG posted:

much leik androd phones chiropracty and st johns wart

Nice list of three things that own.

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


Roofies work great also just getting some slut blackout drunk

Date surprise sex basically

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



Peta posted:

I'm reformed now!!

Oh jesus, what a loving loser.

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004



I feel like PUA is just a nice way of saying surprise sex denier.

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014


Sound posted:

Roofies work great also just getting some slut blackout drunk

Date surprise sex basically

"Date surprise sex" as if our savannah ancestors would recognize that term

Peta
Dec 26, 2011



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Oh jesus, what a loving loser.

Bitch

Peta
Dec 26, 2011



Wooten posted:

I feel like PUA is just a nice way of saying surprise sex denier.

OK gas please

Voted Worst Mom
Jun 26, 2010


uh surprise sex isn't a pua technique, it's a combo finisher

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