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Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008

Hey kid I'm a computer.


I know you have an important question for the professor about how to use the quadratic formula, but I had my hand up first.

Do you have kids? I have kids. Can we talk about my kids?

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uG
Apr 23, 2003

they knew


itt we went to community college

*makes thread about middle aged women taking a community college class*

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010


u want sum fuk

Nuudoru
Mar 1, 2013


maybe i should just drop all this and marry a rich guy

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Pork, duh.

"well i understand better then most, you see as a mother i..."

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

I had exactly two middle-aged people in any of my university classes. One was a guy with grey hair in a ponytail who was quiet. The other woman was exactly this caricature.

t3h z0r
May 7, 2008



She was fired after 30 years as a receptionist, and has embarked on a brave path to rediscover herself in academia.

Will this plucky middle-aged woman find hope, redemption, and perhaps a new career ahaha NO why would anyone hire this dumb hag over an 18 year old intern.

Arian_Samurai
Jan 21, 2004

third place is still pretty damn good

Hey whats up, I brought my dog to class, hope that's cool.

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

a dragon that is
uh

*fails class because I don't show up due to being pregnant*

cuckold cleanup
Sep 27, 2013



itt we're something threads seem to be funny winners and not like group therapy






cuckold cleanup
Sep 27, 2013



this is my son speedboat jones. he's taking this class with me and lives in my home.

Arian_Samurai
Jan 21, 2004

third place is still pretty damn good

I'd like to ask a question, well it isn't really a question, it's mostly a gripe about my shithead ex-husband

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a virtual My Little Pony avatar"


This reminds me of the 1960s *stares wistfully*

Captain Diarrhoea
Apr 16, 2011


i was touched by an itt thread itt

Hwbrgdtse
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

community college honeypot thread

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

Rollout. Rollout! ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!

The worst students to have in class with you are the soldiers back from Iraq because they think they are so loving mature and wise.

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

as a christian I find this subject matter offensive

~philosophy 101~

Jett
Oct 17, 2005

byob.user.js


*interrupts professor to ask an extremely flustered question about what he was talking about ten minutes ago*

*has a small panic attack any time course materials or class activities involve a computer*

Hayburner
Jan 29, 2005

hi

i'm trying to turn my life around

Give Pat a Job
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is
The best of all possible worlds


I like to do math problems in my spare time like others do crossword puzzles.

Hayburner
Jan 29, 2005

hi

i'm tired of working long hours for peanuts. i need a better life for my child.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

I'm so lean I can't even blink.

"I got to college without learning how to use the quadratic formula and now I need to waste everyone's time asking the professor about it instead of waiting til after class,"
- OP

Jett
Oct 17, 2005

byob.user.js


bathroom sounds posted:

"I got to college without learning how to use the quadratic formula and now I need to waste everyone's time asking the professor about it instead of waiting til after class,"
- OP

this is a good point i didn't realize they had community high schools too

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

I WENT TO THE PAAARK...TO SEE THE LAAARK!


they teach remedial math in community colleges

stuff like using variables for the first time

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008



Cucking Mama posted:

funny wieners

Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

hellfire blast~



Speedboat Jones posted:

I know you have an important question for the professor about how to use the quadratic formula

lol people taking algebra in college

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011


*Arrives 20 minutes early everyday to neatly arranges ten perfectly sharpened pencils next to a pristine blank notebook*


*sets curve on every test*

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008

Hey kid I'm a computer.


Cucking Mama posted:

this is my son speedboat jones. he's taking this class with me and lives in my home.

Moms?!

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?


As a mom, let me explain to you why everyone else is wrong about adolescent psychology.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


op your mom goes to college!!

HERMAPHRODITE JESUS
Apr 21, 2010


lets talk about Talking Heads
all the teachers at community college like that band.

Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums


bathroom sounds posted:

"I got to college without learning how to use the quadratic formula and now I need to waste everyone's time asking the professor about it instead of waiting til after class,"
- OP

Volume
May 2, 2008

Now I don't know how you guys do it but when I'm in my underwear I like to have a good time.

I thought pushing that woman's head through a jukebox would make me feel better, but I'm just out $54...and a marriage. - See more at: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/cha...h.lchzhCVu.dpuf

t3h z0r
May 7, 2008



I'm an itchymom. For more information visit itchymoms.com

Machai
Feb 21, 2013



*is my mother*





GOTTA GO *FART*


Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008

Hey kid I'm a computer.


Machai posted:

*is my mother*

I love your sig.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013



Speedboat Jones posted:

I love your sig.

ridding GBS of epileptics one post at a time.





GOTTA GO *FART*


SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



*sits in front*


*puts up hand*

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked


Machai posted:

*is my mother*

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



I had to make up a class and one of the options was to take it at the community college. Man, that place was pretty cool and laid back.

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