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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

I'm so lean I can't even blink.

*died in the opening salvo*

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Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



*dies trying to retrieve your corpse*

Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

hellfire blast~



*killed by plant*

Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



*mutated*

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.

*already considering sex with daughter*

SSGT Anime
Apr 21, 2012


*realizes zombie survival kit is useless in nuclear apocalypse*

jiharlequinade
Jun 4, 2009



bathroom sounds posted:

*died in the opening salvo*

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

Rollout. Rollout! ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!

*founds polygamous cult*

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013

Here you go. Juicy Fruit. Happy?


*realizes that generator and stockpiled fuel will only allow me to post for another few days, tops*

Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

hellfire blast~



*lives in a state w/ nuclear power plant that can keep running on its own for multiple years unless something fucks up and it explodes*
*cant do internet because that needs human operation*

welp!!!

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

"Boy these pretzels are making me thirsty"

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MCbTvoNrAg

bonus hole boy
Aug 28, 2011



* is exceptionally well pepared for this outcome, and begins reforming civilization with friends and family


* dies from choking on food after a month


veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more


*Starts killing anyone wearing skinny jeans.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007

I'm a family man - I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.W.


*can't wait for minority to come near my property so I can shoot them*

brave nazi aviator
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!


*glad i added that comma to my name*

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



*Can't wait to start eating people*

JosephSkunk
Dec 16, 2003
Yes, evidently you had misperceived it as rain.

*starts cutting my own fatter areas off to preserve and make jerky out of, this adds the advantage of being able to fit into skinny jeans*

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


no cable? gently caress this

*throws self off cliff*

brave nazi aviator
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!


George Zimmerman
Feb 20, 2014

by Debbie Metallica


Yall should have hoarded guns instead of oppression points.

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?


*dehumanizes self and faces to bloodshed*

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


I wonder if preppers realize that they will probably have to defend their "well-fortified" home against probably 10,000 people once they get found out.

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU


what is the story behind that comma?

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!

Digs ambush box in desert, puts trained snake near gyrocopter.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



George Zimmerman posted:

Yall should have hoarded guns instead of oppression points.

I have both, motherfucker.

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

George Zimmerman posted:

Yall should have hoarded guns instead of oppression points.

a poster who reusein he own posting material

a shsameful poster

brave nazi aviator
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!


Cream_Filling posted:

what is the story behind that comma?

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008

Hey kid I'm a computer.


Finally, my years of playing Fallout and watching The Walking Dead have paid off.

*dies*

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



*finds out cans of beans don't respawn in real life, starves to death*

Unhinged Vulcan
Jan 5, 2012



*realises all the ammunition i hoarded over the last two decades, are in fact, blanks.






*tries to shoot self. remembers ammunition are blanks.





*sulks in depression.

MONKET
Mar 17, 2009



poo poo

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003



*dies from having a ninety foot erection after hearing that the bombs were dropping*

VikingSkull
Jul 23, 2008

A problem has been detected and windows has been shutdown to prevent damage to your computer.

*releases the gayboy berserkers*

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


*locked inside fallout shelter because I forgot to put a handle on the inside of the door*

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Unhinged Vulcan posted:

*realises all the ammunition i hoarded over the last two decades, are in fact, blanks.

*tries to shoot self. remembers ammunition are blanks.


I've got good news for ya http://io9.com/5972313/why-a-gun-lo...-still-kill-you

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


*testicle virus makes 97% of men sterile

*not sterile and ready to party---dies of appendicitis

mrlego
Feb 14, 2007

I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.

Unhinged Vulcan posted:

*tries to shoot self. remembers ammunition are blanks.


*Finds unconscious man on ground with powder burns on face. Takes man's gun and empties gun into man's scrotum. Starts fire on his pants*

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

*goes and finds as much weed as i possibly can*

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Inpossible
Oct 9, 2012



*unsheathes sword*

*corrects glasses*

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