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Loli Worm
Jul 21, 2007

Apple Cars and Super Stars

or rinse them before reaching down otherwise your soapy nutsack will pop through your sudsy thighs uncomfortably

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Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

im sorry this happened to you op do you want to talk about it further

b0nes
Sep 11, 2001


but then you will get your athletes foot on your balls.

James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina


exactly how fat are you that you can't separate your thighs. please give answer in units of Oreos per day

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



Loli Worm posted:

or rinse them before reaching down otherwise your soapy nutsack will pop through your sudsy thighs uncomfortably

How the gently caress do your nuts 'pop through' your thighs?

uG
Apr 23, 2003

they knew


James Polk posted:

exactly how fat are you that you can't separate your thighs. please give answer in units of Oreos per day

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



Loli Worm. that's a good one

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

Hanks Lust Cafe posted:

Loli Worm. that's a good one

haha richar scarry is nt normally dark

Loli Worm
Jul 21, 2007

Apple Cars and Super Stars

James Polk posted:

exactly how fat are you that you can't separate your thighs. please give answer in units of Oreos per day

sorry for being vague, I couldn't adopt a wide stance for you see my shower is rather narrow like the space my nuts were sucked into when i reached down to clean my toes.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



i got that nut blubber

Val
Jul 11, 2003



James Polk posted:

exactly how fat are you that you can't separate your thighs. please give answer in units of Oreos per day

Is a unit of Oreos a single Oreo TM cookie or a serving (2 Oreo TM cookies)?

HERMAPHRODITE JESUS
Apr 21, 2010


u don't save your feet for last. what kind of cretin are you

HERMAPHRODITE JESUS fucked around with this message at Feb 21, 2014 around 23:38

Creepy Goat
Sep 19, 2010



luckily my balls hang so low i can wash both at the same time phew

Loli Worm
Jul 21, 2007

Apple Cars and Super Stars

Creepy Goat posted:

luckily my balls hang so low i can wash both at the same time phew

I've got a couple penguin eggs i'd like you to incubate

Snitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



9 yr olds dont know what < means i dont think that would actually work

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

wow this ballhavin business sounds tough

ima go bleed for 4 days and not die hope ur balls get washed safely

Hadrians Dong
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
NOBUTTER


lol at showering

Hadrians Dong
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
NOBUTTER


lol at having testicles

Hadrians Dong
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
NOBUTTER


lol at existence

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital


Loli Worm posted:

your soapy nutsack will pop through your sudsy thighs uncomfortably

You wrote that.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Uh this is why you tie your scrotum to the curtain rod, idiot

woppy71
Sep 10, 2013

by Ralp


you irl posted:

Uh this is why you tie your scrotum to the curtain rod, idiot

Just don't slip in the fuckin' shower.....

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Can I get the desk dildo?


bump

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

woppy71 posted:

Just don't slip in the fuckin' shower.....

no kinkshaming

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


b0nes posted:

but then you will get your athletes foot on your balls.

afletes ballz

Jett
Oct 17, 2005

byob.user.js


Loli Worm posted:

sorry for being vague, I couldn't adopt a wide stance for you see my shower is rather narrow like the space my nuts were sucked into when i reached down to clean my toes.

maybe you should try not showering in a turnstile because I'm having trouble visualizing anything else that doesn't have enough room for two non-obese thighs and a ballsack to coexist comfortably side by side

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Jett posted:

maybe you should try not showering in a turnstile because I'm having trouble visualizing anything else that doesn't have enough room for two non-obese thighs and a ballsack to coexist comfortably side by side

you're just not properly visualizing my swollen testicles

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


let me draw you a picture: _/00\_

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Ask me about getting into Goonwaffe early or not taking too long to answer your emails!

I have soapy balls.

Jett
Oct 17, 2005

byob.user.js


you irl posted:

let me draw you a picture: _/00\_

like how your microdick doesn't even warrant an apostrophe

FirstPersonShitter
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


i washed my balls after i washed my feet and they just up and kicked me out of islam

man nurse
Feb 17, 2014

Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.

you should be shaving your balls, too. it feels like gangbusters and the women will appreciate it.

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.


Let's give the fat OP credit for at least washing his feet. Like, feet are gross.

woppy71
Sep 10, 2013

by Ralp


FirstPersonShitter posted:

i washed my balls after i washed my feet and they just up and kicked me out of islam

Then you are truly saved

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Jett posted:

like how your microdick doesn't even warrant an apostrophe

jokes on you, i tuck

72nd bday virgin
Dec 8, 2013



Can someone post that post that a goon made where he was like "GUYS I JUST FOUND THE MOST AMAZING LIFEHACK. My girlfriend was making fun of me for always having back pimples and it turns out you're supposed to wash from top to bottom!"

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Ask me about getting into Goonwaffe early or not taking too long to answer your emails!

72nd bday virgin posted:

Can someone post that post that a goon made where he was like "GUYS I JUST FOUND THE MOST AMAZING LIFEHACK. My girlfriend was making fun of me for always having back pimples and it turns out you're supposed to wash from top to bottom!"

Back pimples own because you can just pop them

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hailing frequencies

There are places on your feet that never see the light of day.

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009



poppy smacky balls

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MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


I don't wash my feet.

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