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Sonrisa
Aug 13, 2004

Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?

Dr. Mario inspired me to get into the medical field.



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Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

sonic inspired me to go fast and i got addicted to adderall thanks a lot sonic

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Climb
Climb
Climb to the top of the world
And as you stand tall
You will see...
That when you fall...
You will fall from a height
Most men will never reach!

Sonrisa posted:

Dr. Mario inspired me to get into the medical field.



Mega Man inspired me to commit to a life of murder and theft.


Mario inspired me to stomp on turtles.

Sonrisa
Aug 13, 2004

Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?

QBert also taught me to curb stomp people and curse when I speak.



CaptainAssholay
May 23, 2001

Don't Think

Mario has literally done nothing to improve the world's view of Italian culture

Raineko
Mar 12, 2012


i am literally mario

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.


Aside from the pipes, has being a plumber ever had anything to do with the Mario games, like ever?

I doubt Mario actually has a medical license.

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer


Mario made me anti-drugs.

Lasher
Aug 13, 2003

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO CONTROLLER?


Donkey Kong got me into the barrel business.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan: Exterminator for Hire

Mario taught me how to dance.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008

Hey kid I'm a computer.


It's me, I am the plumber who got his start playing Mario brothers. Those games didn't loving help at all.

Val
Jul 11, 2003



6-9: Mario's Moustache Ride

man nurse
Feb 17, 2014

Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.

it inspired me to be a gigantic manbaby adult who spends his money on children's toys

Sonrisa
Aug 13, 2004

Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?

I do think Mario introduced kids into the world of furries.



Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004



it inspired me to lay some pipe... in your mom

Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums


mario inspired me to kill every tortoise i can find

bones jones
Jan 29, 2014

by Ralp


video game inspires me to disappoint my dad

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

mario inspired me to grow a sweet stache

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

and do shrooms

ripped0ff
May 15, 2006

Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it? Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.

true story: i liked CS so much as a young teen that i joined the army and killed some people

hope they were terrorists

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

SMG Macklemore Fanclub


Wario is my inspiration. Steal poo poo and say "WAH!" a lot. That's a real manīs life.

ripped0ff
May 15, 2006

Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it? Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.

never rescued any hostages or was a vip, but i did blow up a lot of bombs

maybe i was the terrorist

Miyamotos RGB NES
Dec 31, 2000



No, OP; the decent paycheck, incredible job security, and retirement pension are what inspired me to become a plumber hth

ripped0ff
May 15, 2006

Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it? Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.

Miyamotos RGB NES posted:

No, OP; the decent paycheck, incredible job security, and retirement pension are what inspired me to become a plumber hth

my contractor hooked up my toilet wrong so when i flush its hot water

how much to fix that?

Miyamotos RGB NES
Dec 31, 2000



ripped0ff posted:

my contractor hooked up my toilet wrong so when i flush its hot water

how much to fix that?

I'm actually a steamfitter so I kinda lied a bit

Miyamotos RGB NES
Dec 31, 2000



Mario is from Brooklyn

Does that mean people in japan actually know what Brooklyn is

Seems kinda weird they even specified the borough he was from in an overseas country

ripped0ff
May 15, 2006

Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it? Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.

Miyamotos RGB NES posted:

I'm actually a steamfitter so I kinda lied a bit

its people like you who besmirch the reputation of honest tradespeople

DisposableHero
Feb 25, 2005
bah weep granna weep ninny bong

ripped0ff posted:

my contractor hooked up my toilet wrong so when i flush its hot water

how much to fix that?

This does not need to be fixed. You have been fixed up with a nice turd jacuzzi.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

SMG Macklemore Fanclub


Pretty much everyone knows the basics of New York and Los Angeles. The rest of America is just a wasteland inhabited by a spectrum of rednecks.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006


~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~




ripped0ff posted:

my contractor hooked up my toilet wrong so when i flush its hot water

how much to fix that?

if you live somewhere humid they do this to prevent condensation on the bowl

ripped0ff
May 15, 2006

Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it? Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.

Miyamotos RGB NES posted:

Mario is from Brooklyn

Does that mean people in japan actually know what Brooklyn is

Seems kinda weird they even specified the borough he was from in an overseas country

duh, haven't you ever seen Coming to America? not only do they have NYC on the globe, they list all its boroughs out in meticulous detail

Miyamotos RGB NES
Dec 31, 2000



Yea how did you even discover that your toilet was giving off hot water?

Or do I not wanna know

ripped0ff
May 15, 2006

Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it? Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.

I flushed and then noticed that the toilet tank was nice and warm, and I was like, "Whoa, that's kind of a nice surprise." Then I checked the tank and the water was nice and steamy. I suppose it's a nice heated toilet tank.

Edit:
I could brew coffee in my toilet.

Still better than grover's house.

Vengeful Turtle
Dec 25, 2009


Kirby inspired me to eat everything I can fit in my mouth.

Sonrisa
Aug 13, 2004

Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?

ripped0ff posted:

I flushed and then noticed that the toilet tank was nice and warm, and I was like, "Whoa, that's kind of a nice surprise." Then I checked the tank and the water was nice and steamy. I suppose it's a nice heated toilet tank.

It's your own personal nut sauna if you stay on the toilet when you flush.



Phrasing
Oct 25, 2011



ripped0ff posted:

I flushed and then noticed that the toilet tank was nice and warm, and I was like, "Whoa, that's kind of a nice surprise." Then I checked the tank and the water was nice and steamy. I suppose it's a nice heated toilet tank.

Edit:
I could brew coffee in my toilet.

Still better than grover's house.

Must be useful when poo poo gets all stuck in your asshair and you need steam to soften it up so you can remove it with a fork without the fork getting stuck.

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

not really, but I have jumped on a few turtles

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...

Fun fact: Mario and Luigi never fixed a single broken pipe until Super Mario 3D World on the WiiU.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

SMG Macklemore Fanclub


Like Mario I often have a fun day playing tennis or racing go-karts against the man who has frequently kidnapped my girlfriend and tried to murder me.

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HERMAPHRODITE JESUS
Apr 21, 2010


because of tails I like f*cking little children

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