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Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



nah on second thought gently caress that bitch

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fudsaf
Jan 29, 2010


was her name handy palms hand solo mrs. gorilla grip dong yankovich?

heh get it?

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


Don't worry about her she's doing a fine job sucking mah dick

phobo
Aug 7, 2008


I miss your Ex-Girlfriend sometimes too, OP.

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004


Ordrakon posted:

nah on second thought gently caress that bitch

i already did its why she left you

e: it was just okay

e2: i mean i was great, obv., but she was just okay, thats what i meant

e3: no, you know what, she was a trooper, she tried to keep pace, ill give her that

e4: actually, you know what, scratch that, plenty of people try and fail and theres really no reason to pat someone on the back for doing a half-assed job

e5: you know what, forget i said anything, this is all kind of gauche, really, we shouldnt be airing out our dirty laundry like this op

man thats gross fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2014 around 00:54

Hagborn
Mar 30, 2004
Ich esse Scheiße


ex-girlfriend as in ze is now a male?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


I only miss once

Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



man thats gross posted:

i already did its why she left you

e: it was just okay

e2: i mean i was great, obv., but she was just okay, thats what i meant

e3: no, you know what, she was a trooper, she tried to keep pace, ill give her that

e4: actually, you know what, scratch that, plenty of people try and fail and theres really no reason to pat someone on the back for doing a half-assed job

e5: you know what, forget i said anything, this is all kind of gauche, really, we shouldnt be airing out our dirty laundry like this op

I ended the relationship, but those 5 edits are pretty funny

electrigger
Dec 18, 2005

so gay and you don't even like boys


How'd you gently caress up with her?

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

You should probably stop dressing like her, it'll help the healing process

Schisser
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"


My ex-girlfriends miss me sometimes

Cosby Onahole
Nov 1, 2011

relax

Is that your ex in your av op.

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012



i don't miss your ex-girlfriend.

Ruddha
Jan 21, 2006

when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky

get a better rifle dumb rear end

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Can I get the desk dildo?


Cosby Onahole posted:

Is that your ex in your av op.

thats devendra banhart looking sheepish against an unfinished hallway

Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



electrigger posted:

How'd you gently caress up with her?

Oh plenty of ways. I won't get into that though. It ended because we didn't love each other anymore.

Vaginaface posted:

You should probably stop dressing like her, it'll help the healing process

Pfft, please. I have way better taste in dresses than she does.

Schisser posted:

My ex-girlfriends miss me sometimes

A different ex of mine was willing to pay me $30 for a guitar lesson so she could see me again. I gave the lesson. Nothing else happened. I won't slam the whale she became. I think she had a new boyfriend by that time anyway.

Cosby Onahole posted:

Is that your ex in your av op.

That's me. :narcissism:

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


i miss my ex-girlfiends sometimes glad i got automatics fix that problem

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Can I get the desk dildo?


OP how many statuettes from spencers do you own

ALL-PRO SEXMAN
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


Ruddha posted:

get a better rifle dumb rear end

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

Ordrakon posted:

Oh plenty of ways. I won't get into that though. It ended because we didn't love each other anymore.


Pfft, please. I have way better taste in dresses than she does.


A different ex of mine was willing to pay me $30 for a guitar lesson so she could see me again. I gave the lesson. Nothing else happened. I won't slam the whale she became. I think she had a new boyfriend by that time anyway.


That's me. :narcissism:

you seem really cool i bet you will have no trouble getting laid again som eday

Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



Sid Vicious posted:

you seem really cool i bet you will have no trouble getting laid again som eday

It's been tough. It was definitely easier in my teens and early 20s. Main thing I need these days is currency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_niy2ZM5Jo

Walthari
Mar 8, 2013


Too bad shitposts aren't currency

Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



Walthari posted:

Too bad shitposts aren't currency

Shitposts are worth their weight in salt.

Handen
Jun 29, 2003

NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER


fudsaf posted:

was her name handy palms hand solo mrs. gorilla grip dong yankovich?

heh get it?

No. Care to explain?

HERMAPHRODITE JESUS
Apr 21, 2010


she was perfect, all i ever wanted.

i never had the guts to initiate sex with her tho, and she left me

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Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



HERMAPHRODITE JESUS posted:

she was perfect, all i ever wanted.

i never had the guts to initiate sex with her tho, and she left me

drat, dude

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