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Cosby Onahole
Nov 1, 2011

relax

Asking for a friend.

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Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009


no

youll get fail AIDS

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010



you'll get aids

Haam
Jun 28, 2011


no, but autofellatio is perfectly fine and not gay, my friend says

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010



you'll break your back that way (unless you're really flexible)

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

That was a nice distraction.


Eyeball semen for a great AND healthy high

Synonymous fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2014 around 01:33

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Can I get the desk dildo?


take risks

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


Stop being such a homo and just suck a dick.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

damn dirty ape


stop hitting yourself

Jett
Oct 17, 2005

byob.user.js


a shameful wanker

woppy71
Sep 10, 2013

by Ralp


Get your skeleton removed OP and you'll be able to do all sorts of horrible poo poo.

Yivgev
May 18, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47



to answer your question op, you will get acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (also known as AIDS) from jerking off into you are own mouth.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


It's extremely safe, although I don't know personally

Cosby Onahole
Nov 1, 2011

relax

What if they put a diaphragm down their gob.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

not at all
ull just have to jerk off in mine

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Ask me about getting into Goonwaffe early or not taking too long to answer your emails!

Cosby Onahole posted:

What if they put a diaphragm down their gob.

This is what dental dams are for.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Can I get the desk dildo?


Cosby Onahole posted:

What if they put a diaphragm down their gob.

Jett
Oct 17, 2005

byob.user.js


but what if you get your mouth pregnant

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




you might hurt your back in a specific way that only happens when u jerk it in ur own mouth and you'll go to the doctor and he'll look at the x-ray and know what happened and it'll forever say in ur medical file "patient loves to jerk it in he own mouth"

Cosby Onahole
Nov 1, 2011

relax

Some women can lick their own lady spots, well done to them.

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


Cosby Onahole posted:

Some women can lick their own lady spots, well done to them.

autoanalingus is the next step in extreme porn

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004


It's as safe to jizz in your own mouth as it would be any other mouth.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

damn dirty ape


oroboral

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Can I get the desk dildo?


jizz is spit from your dick

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hailing frequencies

Absolutely NOT, OP. Unless you want to get pregnant.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004


Cosby Onahole posted:

Some women can lick their own lady spots, well done to them.

I can't find photos of this, please source your claim.

Hot Cops
Apr 27, 2008


ashgromnies posted:

It's as safe to jizz in your own mouth as it would be any other mouth.

Not true. Ingesting your own semen often leads to intense vomiting, some sort of biological safeguard.

Hayburner
Jan 29, 2005

hi

Yes

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



being unable to oral yourself is an important evolved trait that ensures that humans sometimes go outside/do things

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004


Hot Cops posted:

Not true. Ingesting your own semen often leads to intense vomiting, some sort of biological safeguard.

No, your jizz just tastes that way.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHcjmOtUSXM

Hot Cops
Apr 27, 2008


ashgromnies posted:

No, your jizz just tastes that way.

lol are you saying youve tasted my jizz...

Homo for Hitler
Jul 8, 2013

Bong
Rips
For
Hitler


Other than severe back problems, your motivation to leave your house will drop by about 95%

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

ALFREEEEEEEEEED
WHO LEFT THE CAP OFF MY FUCKING GLISTEN


yes according to ancient egyptian mythology but you may find yourself giving birth to gods

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat


my semen tastes kinda like baking soda

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

http://www.reddit.com/r/autofellatio

they can answer all your questions op

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008


It's not safe because you might spill some on the ground and then you'll go to hell. Check the Good Book.

jiharlequinade
Jun 4, 2009



Hot Cops posted:

lol are you saying youve tasted my jizz...

Suffice it to say he's tasted jizz

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010



would superman blow his head off if he sucked his own dick

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hailing frequencies

Mr. Fantastic, I assume...

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