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Torka
Jan 5, 2008



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY4V3UUY95A

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Ask me about getting into Goonwaffe early or not taking too long to answer your emails!

You can't have any pudding until you eat your meat.

Schisser
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"


that movie came out 12 years ago

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



Schisser posted:

that movie came out 12 years ago

gently caress

brave nazi aviator
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!


how does an orc even know what a menu is

orc sittin at a cafe thinking "the cobb salad looks good"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Can I get the desk dildo?


Tamerlane posted:

how does an orc even know what a menu is

orc sittin at a cafe thinking "the cobb salad looks good"

do orcs have weekends or vacation time or anything

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Holy crap those were lovely films. WTF was wrong with me? Can someone go back and shoot 2001 me?

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



Waltzing Along posted:

Holy crap those were lovely films. WTF was wrong with me? Can someone go back and shoot 2001 me?

I still think fellowship is okay except for a few parts

but yeah the others were real bad

Carpet
Apr 1, 2005
Scientology - It's the gift that keeps on taking!

what do you smell?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BpcArRYTpE

manflesh!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hailing frequencies

Aesop Poprock posted:

do orcs have weekends or vacation time or anything

Not really, per se. Plenty of downtime though.

You eat, poo poo, train, eat, sleep.

You fight, you run, you lift, you train, you sleep.

Life's simple, really. Clean. Pure.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013



that scene was the closest we'll get to another Peter Jackson splatter film.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Actually, can someone just shoot Peter Jackson. Everything he has done has been terrible.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Can I get the desk dildo?


redshirt posted:

Not really, per se. Plenty of downtime though.

You eat, poo poo, train, eat, sleep.

You fight, you run, you lift, you train, you sleep.

Life's simple, really. Clean. Pure.

orc life sounds pretty magnificent

Schisser
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"




was riechst du?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzvc5xcnt1o

menschenfleisch!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Can I get the desk dildo?


Waltzing Along posted:

Actually, can someone just shoot Peter Jackson. Everything he has done has been terrible.

i don't remember heavenly creatures being bad

Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums


balrogs dont have wings

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013



Waltzing Along posted:

Actually, can someone just shoot Peter Jackson. Everything he has done has been terrible.

party's over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl03m53RlX8

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



Waltzing Along posted:

Actually, can someone just shoot Peter Jackson. Everything he has done has been terrible.
jackson is an anti-union rear end in a top hat so on behalf of new zealanders I give permission for him to be assassinated

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Torka posted:

jackson is an anti-union rear end in a top hat so on behalf of new zealanders I give permission for him to be assassinated

hopefully a assassination like the final scene in Meet the Feebles.

Exclamation Marx
Feb 18, 2012

A country of inveterate, backwoods, thick-headed, egotistic philistines.



sir peter jackson

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

We have the dimension of an empire.


redshirt posted:

Not really, per se. Plenty of downtime though.

You eat, poo poo, train, eat, sleep.

You fight, you run, you lift, you train, you sleep.

Life's simple, really. Clean. Pure.

jealous

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

Makes the best adventure threads!

redshirt posted:

Not really, per se. Plenty of downtime though.

You eat, poo poo, train, eat, sleep.

You fight, you run, you lift, you train, you sleep.

Life's simple, really. Clean. Pure.

Ya but some Orc has to come up with the menu.

Did orcs bang each other like the Greeks and Romans did?

No?

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010



orcs are an oppressed underclass, check your privildge

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006



orcs use the informal du to address each other?

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