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Hwbrgdtse
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

both are timebombs of murder and destruction. it's only a matter of time

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Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


pitbull is a bad musician i guess but id probably live with him he probably smokes weed and all that, plus hes rich as hell

Hwbrgdtse
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

Sid Vicious posted:

pitbull is a bad musician i guess but id probably live with him he probably smokes weed and all that, plus hes rich as hell

yeah, but he'd be laughing all the time. "heh heh, pass the cereal, dog. heh heh."

Shoeonhead22
Mar 26, 2007

Was my contract good for you, too?


"yo what the gently caress is that smell" applies to both situations

sausage paddy
Feb 25, 2009


dot or feather

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


Hwbrgdtse posted:

yeah, but he'd be laughing all the time. "heh heh, pass the cereal, dog. heh heh."

that would be refreshing compared to all the crying i do, it would be a real odd couple situation

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


both could get you some serious poontang, willing or not

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

I'm the Professor.
I made Nano.



hey not all pit bulls are bad

Hwbrgdtse
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

sausage paddy posted:

dot or feather

the raping kind, so dot. feathers just get drunk

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

KING OF ASPERGERS

pitbulls are actually real good dogs and indian men are actually real bad men so like pitbull was this supposed to be difficult

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




sausage paddy posted:

dot or feather

jesus christ dude dont be racist



its "7/11 or casino?" now

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Sometimes pitbulls poop where they're supposed to

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?


I would feel safer living with Charles Manson than an Indian man

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006


Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

jesus christ dude dont be racist



its "7/11 or casino?" now

TECH SUPPORT or Casino.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

KING OF ASPERGERS

Devils Affricate posted:

Sometimes pitbulls poop where they're supposed to

thats actually most of the time

if the poop somewhere they aint supposed to they are either sick or unhappy with you

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?


Pitbulls don't bathe in corpse water so they smell better

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

KING OF ASPERGERS

pitbulls also dont rove around in large gangs that surprise sex any women they come across

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

Pitbulls are the best, dogs rule.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


NecroMonster posted:

pitbulls also dont rove around in large gangs that surprise sex any women they come across

At first I was going to say "maybe not HUMAN women" but I'm actually pretty sure a bunch of guy pitbulls wouldn't gangrape a lady pitbull

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

KING OF ASPERGERS

my dog is a pitbull husky mix and she looks a bit like a dingo and is a total sweetie pie (but my god does she have a lot of energy)

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



Having been bitten by both, i'll take the indian man thanks.

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?


You can play fetch with a pitbull, you can't do this with an Indian man because he'll bring back a raped woman instead of a stick

Arakan
May 10, 2008

After some persuasion, Fluttershy finally opens up, and Twilight's more than happy to oblige in doing her best performance as a nice, obedient wolf-puppy.

depends, which one is easier to train?

Hwbrgdtse
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

G.I. Jaw posted:

You can play fetch with a pitbull, you can't do this with an Indian man because he'll bring back a raped woman instead of a stick

lol

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010



pitbulls can actually be really nice if they're raised by not-lovely owners. it's a pretty bad stereotype that all pitbulls are dangerous; many pitbulls have trouble getting adopted and they have a high rate of euthanization and abandonment compared to other breeds, because of the stigma they face. it's pretty sad actually.

meanwhile indian men are a bunch of rapists with crazy religious views

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


With all the Latina tail that Pitbull is pulling, I'm sure there would be some extra horned up meat for a gringo like myself.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

KING OF ASPERGERS

pit bulls are really friendly nice generally calm dogs that aren't even generally very territorial but are very protective and they get abused a poo poo ton or trained to be aggressive because people really suck

ChairmanMeow
Feb 19, 2008

Yay!


Indian man. (it's less white trash, and I could use tech support)
please add poll to OP

ChairmanMeow fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2014 around 04:37

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


NecroMonster posted:

pit bulls are really friendly nice generally calm dogs that aren't even generally very territorial but are very protective and they get abused a poo poo ton or trained to be aggressive because people really suck

pit bulls are one of the biggest douche indicators around.

you see a pit bull, good chance there is a douche at the end of the leash, if there is a leash.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

KING OF ASPERGERS

Waltzing Along posted:

pit bulls are one of the biggest douche indicators around.

you see a pit bull, good chance there is a douche at the end of the leash, if there is a leash.

true poor dogs

sausage paddy
Feb 25, 2009


Hwbrgdtse posted:

the raping kind, so dot. feathers just get drunk

im going to get a dog and a trailer with an old navaho man, drink all day and drive the dog to depression and suicide

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010



Waltzing Along posted:

pit bulls are one of the biggest douche indicators around.

you see a pit bull, good chance there is a douche at the end of the leash, if there is a leash.

same probably goes for chihuahuas, or any dog that fits in a purse

sausage paddy
Feb 25, 2009


but not a pit bull because they are degenerate and dangerous animals. their skulls are so hosed up it hurts their brain all the time and makes them mean

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


The Whole Internet posted:

same probably goes for chihuahuas, or any dog that fits in a purse

those aren't dogs. they are expensive rats.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


I legit think all pit bulls should be put down. And their owners.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

KING OF ASPERGERS

sausage paddy posted:

but not a pit bull because they are degenerate and dangerous animals. their skulls are so hosed up it hurts their brain all the time and makes them mean

none of that is true

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW


are either of them going to cook and/or eat curry regularly?

ChairmanMeow
Feb 19, 2008

Yay!


Waltzing Along posted:

I legit think all pit bulls should be put down. And their owners.

I'm ok with this.

sausage paddy
Feb 25, 2009


NecroMonster posted:

none of that is true

dude... read wikipedia sometime... jesus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_bull#Attacks_on_humans

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Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

pitbulls don't hunt in packs

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