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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

Discount apes for business or pleasure.


- what would be your preferred way to die?
- how do you think you will actually die?
- what would be the worst way to die?

this thread's theme is death, anything death related is a good post itt

answer these death questions or ask your own, the great nothingness awaits us all

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


I nearly died laughing at your autoban if that counts

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

this is an empty country
and i am the king
and i should not be allowed
to touch anything


Business Gorillas posted:

- what would be your preferred way to die?
- how do you think you will actually die?
- what would be the worst way to die?

this thread's theme is death, anything death related is a good post itt

answer these death questions or ask your own, the great nothingness awaits us all

1) posting
2) complications from type 2 diabetes after ballooning to 700 lbs
3) probably something involving the dickhole

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

Discount apes for business or pleasure.


GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

I nearly died laughing at your autoban if that counts

this is not a death-related post.

no trolls please

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


Business Gorillas posted:

this is not a death-related post.

no trolls please

thats not a troll i nearly loving died man, choked on a piece of pretzel and my aides had to save me

woodch
Jun 13, 2000

This'll kill ya!

1) Quickly and painlessly
2) Cancer
3) Cancer

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


I'm going to die. It sucks. But so is twee as gently caress. And pit bulls.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


1) Goku
2) Goku
3) Goku

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



Business Gorillas posted:

- what would be your preferred way to die?

freezing to death in the snow while drunk off my rear end and listening to music

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


^^ That doesn't sound too bad. Actually sounds kinda fun and relaxing.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013


Torka posted:

freezing to death in the snow while drunk off my rear end and listening to music
Happens more often than you'd think.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

SMG Macklemore Fanclub


death was a really rad band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9obRQDQsEI

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014


Business Gorillas posted:

- what would be your preferred way to die?
- how do you think you will actually die?
- what would be the worst way to die?

this thread's theme is death, anything death related is a good post itt

answer these death questions or ask your own, the great nothingness awaits us all

- while having sex and also being like 90
- choking on a pizza while playing Eve Online
- choking on a pizza while playing Eve Online

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

SMG Macklemore Fanclub


Business Gorillas posted:

- what would be your preferred way to die?
- how do you think you will actually die?
- what would be the worst way to die?


-Firing squad.
-Lethal injection.
-Botched hanging.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



Waltzing Along posted:

^^ That doesn't sound too bad. Actually sounds kinda fun and relaxing.

it's the greatest. end stage hypothermia you just feel sleepy, plus the alcohol speeds things up by lowering core body temperature while making you feel the cold less

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

Discount apes for business or pleasure.


CountButtula posted:

- while having sex and also being like 90

if you think about it loving when you're old would pretty much be just a giant hassle and would probably be miserable for anyone

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


ill-fated cyborg katana battle

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


i only read the first question and it said how so i say helium inhalation of one of the questions was when then i also answer soon

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013



i plan on giving up at a certain point and getting addicted to painkillers until i die of liver failure or a little too much alcohol

uG
Apr 23, 2003

they knew


plz remake thread with a mod tag tia

Pick
Jul 19, 2009

Maybe I got time to figure out how to de-spirit a toaster.


die in my sleep having accomplished everything i wanted from life, leaning against a horse or other nice animal as a pillow

E1M1
Jul 5, 2005


- gun
- gun
- gun

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013



Pick posted:

die in my sleep having accomplished everything i wanted from life, leaning against a horse or other nice animal as a pillow

pick you really like animals. i get that you are a vet or zoo person or something but i have to ask...

are you a crazy horse lady?

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


i don't believe in god and every once in a while i have a panic attack about death. real talk

E1M1
Jul 5, 2005


bigzak posted:

i don't believe in god and every once in a while i have a panic attack about death. real talk

yeah same

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013



like do you have

horse posters
horse sheets
porcelain horses
bad dragon horse dildo
horse medals
mane and tail
horse pillow covers
pictures of you and horses

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

SMG Macklemore Fanclub


bigzak posted:

i don't believe in god and every once in a while i have a panic attack about death. real talk

If there isn't an afterlife you're not going to be conscious of not being alive so it won't bother you. It will be just like it was before you were born.

E1M1
Jul 5, 2005


whoops, i looked at my phone because it's my turn in a game of ascension and a cement trunk obliterated my consciousness forever, lol

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5h8fMt2lTY

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


FreudianSlippers posted:

If there isn't an afterlife you're not going to be conscious of not being alive so it won't bother you. It will be just like it was before you were born.

Yes and I know this and it doesn't help any. Hopefully in time I can just accept it.

E1M1
Jul 5, 2005


whoops, I was on my way home from work on my bike at the height of my 20's and a drunk guy in an expensive car severed my leg and killed me, lmfao

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013



E1M1 posted:

whoops, I was on my way home from work on my bike at the height of my 20's and a drunk guy in an expensive car severed my leg and killed me, lmfao

first world problems

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0

E1M1
Jul 5, 2005


serioustalk, that second one happened to a guy at my work and he was much cooler and more well-liked than I was, but he's dead now so I guess I won out on that one

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTXeg-Swq9w

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



We didn't get owned, Business Gorilla. I will never trust you again.

KlavoHunter
Aug 3, 2006
"Intelligence indicates that our enemy is using giant cathedral ships. Research divison reports that we can adapt this technology for our use. Begin researching giant cathedral ships immediately."

snu-snu

Pick
Jul 19, 2009

Maybe I got time to figure out how to de-spirit a toaster.


MOOBS! posted:

pick you really like animals. i get that you are a vet or zoo person or something but i have to ask...

are you a crazy horse lady?

i don't really collect animal paraphernalia except taxidermy

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No Such Thing
Oct 12, 2012

self-destructive


-immortal
-constipation complication
-kicked in nuts to death

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