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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > Hotel Hell's Kitchen Nightmare Masterthread Jr. - As Crazy as ABC
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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Plant?

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
 PACKAGED TORTELLINI!!?!?!?!?!?
Damnit, we're already there

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Hahaha DERP.

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liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011
 Packaged tortellini? Canned tomatoes?

Trash.

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


 Presenting Ramsay with store bought food? Are you out of your loving mind?

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dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011

Grimey Drawer
"Packaged fresh tortellini...and canned tomatoes." I smell a winner here, guys.

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Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
Why would they even have packaged tortellini available in Hell's Kitchen? Beginners trap?

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
We got a "C'mere you!" First of the season! :toot:

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SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
That's gotta be a plant.

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Mike literally threw his poo poo in the microwave for like five minutes and then plated it, and he's offended enough that Ramsay isn't interested that he's going to start whining? Dude's gonna be GONE

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

 Remember a few years ago some diner chef made the nastiest mashed potatoes and got thrown out during the first service?

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Ghostpilot posted:

Plant?

I feel like you almost have to be, to be that god damned stupid.

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Ghostpilot posted:

Plant?

If he gets cut right now, yeah, plant

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beetee
May 10, 2006
 Oh dear.. could we have a premature GET OUT?

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liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011

Ez posted:

Why would they even have packaged tortellini available in Hell's Kitchen? Beginners trap?

Yeah, pretty much. I remember Rock in Season 3 using frozen gnocchi. Went just as well as packaged AND canned Mike.

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UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell
How do you go to compete for a head chef position at a prestigious restaurant and when asked to cook your signature dish you cook frozen tortellini with canned tomatoes? Unreal.

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Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
Just my package...
Well, he's proven himself to be a huge disrespectful rear end, so he's either going to challenge Ramsay to a fight oooooor make it to black jackets.

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liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011

Sticky Keys Man posted:

Well, he's proven himself to be a huge disrespectful rear end, so he's either going to challenge Ramsay to a fight oooooor make it to black jackets.

Jersey Shore represent, bro!

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
 Beautiful dicktips by the ladies
e::france:

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beetee
May 10, 2006
 A tie? Impossible on hell's kitchen!

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

 Spice? Ramsay hates spice :ohdear:

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

beetee posted:

A tie? Impossible on hell's kitchen!

Double tie!!

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
 Woot! Tie already

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Guaranteed that Richard makes it to the black jackets and is one of the first two to be kicked after that.

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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
He should've been :frogout: for "bro" alone.

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

 Well, with no points for either, there's how we get to a 4-4 tie before the commercial break

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OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
There's the Mary of this season.

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Postal Parcel posted:

Beautiful dicktips by the ladies
e::france:

I will probably never make scallops, but I will always remember how you tell that one is well-done.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
:monocle: A loving tie?!

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
 I HAVE A SPARK IN MY rear end

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dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Guys, I think Rochelle is a little "special". :ohdear:

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goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower
culinary Jesus was just nailed to his own cross

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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
And here begins her erotic journey.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I think she's insane.

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UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell
And Rochelle instantly becomes my most hated of this season...

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

 A... tie? On this show?

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

goku im piss posted:

culinary Jesus was just nailed to his own cross

Goddamnit, that's who I picked? :sigh:

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
As it often happens on Hell's Kitchen, there's a bullshit tie.

Also, Ralph is super creepy.

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
 Lol, the narrator knows.
As often happens on Hell's Kitchen...

fake e:DAMNIT MEN

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beetee
May 10, 2006
 Ahhh blue team... welcome back!

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