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She's so bizzare, one Z isn't enough! Also nthing the hate for the new cinematography. Gordon is a handsome man but I don't need this minimalist filter model portfolio poo poo in my life.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 16:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:06 |
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Hijinks Ensue posted:I find myself rooting for Paulie because he looks almost exactly like one of my friends. I'm rooting for Ramsay to eliminate all of them, and then eliminate the casting director for this season. And then go home and make news seasons of Kitchen Nightmares UK
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 03:34 |
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I'm excited for the next episode where he appears to yell at the children.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 18:11 |
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cool new Polack jokes posted:HK previews are even better. 90% of what's implied to happen, doesn't. Every episode claims to have hot flirtation action and at least one suicide by kitchen knife. Almost entirely the reason I still watch is the magic those editors can make with a few wacky sound effects and adobe filters.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 00:17 |
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My favorite moment of 24 Hours to Hell is when the ticking clock that cannot be stopped...was stopped. Cause Gordon said “Hey stop the clock” and they did.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 04:19 |
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Next weeks preview didn’t suggest any family stuff (maybe the crying in the shower lady is the owners wife tho) so I’m vaguely enthusiastic. It’s much better when it’s just some rear end in a top hat with employees he’s not related to.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 19:14 |
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It didn’t even really need the redesign tbh
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2020 22:34 |
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Ballz posted:Maybe it's because I go back to thinking of Kitchen Nightmares, but I am actually surprised we don't have more "failure" updates like this one. I seem to notice in the “successful” updates that it’s almost entirely FaceTime footage of the owner saying “things are great “ interspersed with footage that was clearly shot during the reopening night and not any actual subsequent dinner services. All that just to say I’m not convinced he’s successful as often as we’re led to believe
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 20:16 |
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Did anybody manage to watch that entire Twenty Four Hours To Hell And Back: Save Our City: Flood Edition cause gently caress me I couldn’t do it
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# ¿ May 16, 2020 05:16 |
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Mordiceius posted:Just finished episode 5 tonight. Gordon: I appreciate your honesty, here’s a black jacket young man
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 10:10 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I don't know, I haven't rewatched anything. But it's almost just typical Hell's Kitchen, the women come in strong for the first few weeks while the men are unable to do anything. Then the women fall apart and start fighting and the men come together and start working together... And then we all wonder why after 20 seasons and in 2021 do they still divide the teams by sex anyway? They divided the teams by ethnicity one time but Fox got cold feet and decided not to air it despite filming the entire season
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 05:42 |
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Joseph got sunk by the lady who should’ve gone home already and who ends up going home the following episode anyway. Justice 4 Joseph
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 04:00 |
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If Steve was in the final do they do the drug bust skit? I hope not.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 02:47 |
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It is SO exciting that the level they get is entirely random. Love that. God forbid the show opens with one chef from each team making a dish in the middle kitchen, and then the kitchens are assigned by how those dishes are judged. That would add much unneeded tension.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2022 23:04 |
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Invalid Validation posted:It only gets worse. I always get a kick out of them pretending someone is about to die in the next episode and it’s just them having heartburn or something. “ambulance_siren01.wav” is the trademark sound of a Hell’s Kitchen preview. Easily the best part of any episode is the preview for the next one.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2022 00:27 |
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He came from a background of food scarcity so maaaaaaybe he thought “why waste it if it’s being seared or going in the oven?” He at least should’ve tried that excuse lol
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 23:14 |
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He should’ve said “come on it’s the coast guard”
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2022 02:12 |
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Every single team having raw dough on their wellingtons was pretty funny
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2022 23:21 |
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J-Spot posted:I still really miss the old format of two cooking segments per episode. The team challenge episodes feel especially glacially paced when they drag them out to a full hour. At least analyze each dish if you’re gonna do that. A contestant, especially early on, will make an entire dish that is barely even on camera if they don’t make top or bottom 3. Seems dumb.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2022 00:27 |
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Thank god it’s not boys vs. girls finally
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2022 00:13 |
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ilmucche posted:second episode of the new season of hell's kitchen. I can respect zeus checking out when he realised it wasn't for him. Yeah it was either he leaves on his own terms or Gordon rips him a new rear end in a top hat and eliminates him during a service, smart move imo
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2022 22:35 |
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Super nice guy too, happy he won
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 00:05 |
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Calvinball Kitchen
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 22:11 |
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Mordiceius posted:Next Level Chef is such a weird show because it feels like they want it to be carried on the core platform gimmick and that just doesn't work. Time token is okay but a “Swap token” would be cool too. After the ingredients scramble you can use the swap token to taken any ingredient from any other player on your level and give them something from your stash. Use it when you have bad luck on the grab (forgot a starch!) or if you see something that would make your intended dish much better.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 22:48 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Two week break already. Fox sucks so much. Even dumber for Masterchef, did the 1st episode after the 4 loving episode audition that was all spoiled by the season preview, in the first 30 seconds of the season. Leave him alone he just started watching Survivor
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 19:31 |
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Scrotum Modem posted:lol @ re(noun) reWined was right there
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2023 01:21 |
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This American dream poo poo is gonna get old fast. And by fast I mean it is already old.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 03:36 |
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A Real Horse posted:That final line from Ramsey for Tad was the most brutal one I can remember, I was laughing pretty drat hard after it. I completely forgot about the quidditch thing and just assumed “you want a broom?” was some British slang for “go gently caress yourself”
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2023 19:25 |
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Shrimpy posted:I like how Hell's Kitchen isn't even trying on the rewards anymore. In a few seasons it’s gonna be a pizza party in the dorms. Probably Papa John’s.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 08:19 |
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Leigh hosed up too many times during the first black jacket service and forced Gordon’s hand. Dahmere going home was bizarre though, don’t really get that one
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 20:30 |
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According to the chyrons Wendy on NLC is from Sunnydale, California which is a very lovely and very fictional town from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (they mean Sunnyvale I think)
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 03:49 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:06 |
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Mordiceius posted:I feel like every time there is a new season of Next Level Chef, we all come back here to talk about what a missed opportunity the show is. Pretty much my thoughts exactly. But if they’re gonna keep the teams thing, for the love of GOD have a guest judge decide the winner! Makes no sense for the team captains to judge dishes when they have an obvious bias.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 20:44 |