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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Is there a feat of strength achievement for reproducing twice instead of just once? Maybe that's why wojtek decided to make two kids to ignore. The Feat of Strength is for having a stable, healthy, family life balanced with your hobbies. So still never seen by the players.
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Mar 1, 2014 03:43
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Chido posted:erm, I have more pets than him, 515 unique pets And yet you're so well adjusted and have plenty of time to care for your chickens. Not to mention you spend time with your nieces and teach them how to care for and value animals. It's like you're a superhuman! Or maybe Wojie here is just a sack of crap. Who knows?
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Chido posted:erm, I have more pets than him, 515 unique pets 500 here.  I, however, don't have any children or dogs to worry about. Only myself, a husband, 2 cats, full-time classes, and work (from home). I no longer have time for laundry. I had a moment where I cried in the laundry room early today. I just can't give my clothes the proper life they deserve. I appreciate your guys' support while I make this transition from fully-clothed functioning adult to naked womanchild, thank you. In all seriousness, giving the dogs away now was the right thing, and do the whole world a favor: don't get any other pets or pop out any more kids till you can get your poo poo straightened out.
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Mar 1, 2014 04:21
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squeee posted:500 here. I've got 401. I don't have a huge amount going on in my life and it's a nice way to kill 10 minutes when I'm bored.
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Mar 1, 2014 05:49
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Chido posted:erm, I have more pets than him, 515 unique pets squeee posted:500 here. Dogdoo 8 posted:I've got 401. is this a fetch quest where your dumb past time is vindicated if enough people come in here and compare dick sizes
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Mar 1, 2014 08:18
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how many unique pets do you have yospos poster oval office and paste
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Mar 1, 2014 08:25
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BEARS IN THE BARN posted:how many unique pets do you have yospos poster oval office and paste 2 irl cats, 0 virtual ones boris  samsa 
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Mar 1, 2014 08:41
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those cats are really cute, i have a cat and he's cool
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Mar 1, 2014 08:45
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Schwack posted:I feel like I should mention that people are overselling that story about him at the hospital. He plays on a laptop and brought that to the hospital once his wife went into labor. Sometimes babies take a long time to come out and he logged on for a few minutes to pass some time in the waiting room. It wasn't a huge deal at the time but it kind of became this weird piece of Goon Lore. This is a weird thread. It's loving pathetic no matter how you frame it and the fact that you're trying to defend it speaks volumes about you, idiot.
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Mar 1, 2014 08:46
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Well, I found this in the Comedy Gold Mine  http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3611265
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Mar 1, 2014 14:43
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oval office AND PASTE posted:2 irl cats, 0 virtual ones And yet I've never seen a pic of that adorable smudge nose kitty posted here before, so who are you to judge.  post more of that catte in the cattes thread
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Mar 1, 2014 15:07
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Schwack posted:He definitely did not raid. Like I said, this story is a little piece of goon lore that is really far from reality and kind of weird. I don't think people would be freaking out if a father brought an iPad or something to the hospital to pass the potentially large amount of time sitting in a hospital. Bringing a laptop was a little weird, but he was basically just using the chat to tell us about his gross baby. I did half a semester in a maternity ward, there is literally no point in the whole ordeal the mother would rather her significant other to be playing wow than trying to help her through the most scary, painful time in her life
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Mar 1, 2014 18:43
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Wojtek posted:I'm a terrible person At least he's honest?
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Mar 1, 2014 18:48
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Wojtek posted:Bonus - last week at the lake: Bonus - this week at the lake: 
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Mar 1, 2014 19:00
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How Rude posted:At least he's honest? Yeah in a "Hey if I make a self-deprecating joke and make me seem like the sympathetic character here, maybe people will believe me!" kind of way.
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Mar 1, 2014 19:03
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Best response. Laughed for a good few minutes over it. God drat, I don't miss wow.
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Tiggs posted:Bonus - this week at the lake: Some of my best memories are of being a teen and playing UO at night with my dogs snoozing on my feet.  Dogs and games can totally get along. Of course, my other best memories are all of exploring the bush with my dogs and taking my dogs to the dam and going hunting with my dogs and basically not neglecting my goddamn dogs like they're pieces of furniture. I can't have a dog right now due to my living arrangements and I'm withering away. If I had two big beautiful golden retrievers, do you have any loving idea how much affection I'd lavish on them? They would be my life. OP is a pig. I hope his kid grows up to be a brony.
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Tiggs posted:Bonus - this week at the lake: 
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Mar 1, 2014 22:12
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Tiggs posted:Bonus - this week at the lake: Can you vote a thread a ten? . Wojtek, I sent you a PM that stated I hope you get help. If you don't, or won't, get help? I hope your family does. I want to be ruder about all this but I just can't bring myself to get particularly angry at someone who's so obviously in need of therapy.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I want to be ruder about all this but I just can't bring myself to get particularly angry at someone who's so obviously in need of therapy. Everything I've learned about you is a lie
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Mar 1, 2014 22:16
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mcswizzle posted:Everything I've learned about you is a lie Imagine me shushing you and flailing in your general direction with fuzzy paws instead of knives.
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Mar 1, 2014 22:28
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Tiggs posted:Bonus - this week at the lake: drat son that's a  if ever there was
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Mar 1, 2014 22:29
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Tiggs posted:Bonus - this week at the lake: Holy gently caress 
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Mar 2, 2014 06:14
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Glad noted lovely poster, Wojtek, got the callout he rightfully deserves. Good on you PI.
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Mar 2, 2014 06:48
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Glad noted lovely person, Wojtek, got the callout he rightfully deserves. Good on you PI. Fixed that for you
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Mar 2, 2014 06:50
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Nice Davis posted:Fixed that for you Well that was implied but is also very true 
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Mar 2, 2014 06:51
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Tiggs posted:Bonus - this week at the lake: Jesus.
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I wondered just what could have prompted a sudden influx of new replies in the thread. I mean, there's only so many ways to tell Wojtek he's a dick for abandoning his pets. But between the goldmine post and Tiggs' edits this thread will never fail to disappoint. The worst part of this thread is that we don't have more images for Tiggs to improve. khy fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Mar 2, 2014 |
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Wojtek posted:Believe what you want. I showed my wife that post and she thought it was ridiculous and told me not to let that guy get to me, but thanks for trying to make me feel like an even bigger piece of poo poo. So have your showed your wife this thread since then? Because the Photoshops are really good. e: according to his armory feed he's using his dog-free time to farm more mounts, grind archaeology (the most pointless activity in the game aside from fishing), and sit in Brawler's Guild queues. Scurvy fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Mar 3, 2014 |
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Is it really that hard to do all of your Adult Duties and still have time to play WoW? You can reasonably play it for 1-2 hours a day and accomplish a lot and as I understand it if you have a kid this may be all you have. Or perhaps he thinks WoW is part of his Adult Duties somehow?  I mean, after all, if you pay for it, it's your responsibility, right?
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Poultron posted:I mean, after all, if you pay for it, it's your responsibility, right? Not necessarily. He paid for the dogs.
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I don't think he's interested in playing for 1-2 hours a day.
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As a confirmed WoW player, I can tell you that not only is it possible to play in a reasonable manner, it's also easier than ever to do so. That's what happens when a player base gets older and the game is adjusted for 'casual scum' The people who dump a ton of time into the game and have a crying child in the background every time they cue their mics are the worst kind of trash.
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Mar 3, 2014 18:29
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Superconsndar posted:Not necessarily. He paid for the dogs. For the record, Wojtek, every time I read this thread I remind myself that you were in tears over the situation. I don't think your ownership of these dogs was unforgivably awful, and I am glad you realised the situation needed fixing. Please just learn from this experience. Slugworth fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Mar 3, 2014 |
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Got linked this thread from the quotes thread and I gotta say its pretty sad, but also hilarious. I have not seen someone own themselves this hard in a long while. It makes me miss my old dog and hell dump. I dunno what it is about this cat, but I want one just like him. With the same name and everything.
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