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individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

Yuriy posted:

Mother. Fucker.

nooooooo, my schadenfreude...

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

individual865 posted:

nooooooo, my schadenfreude...

War Machine fighting is funny but the possibility of him having a mental breakdown about not fighting is also funny, so I'm torn

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Yuriy posted:

War Machine fighting is funny but the possibility of him having a mental breakdown about not fighting is also funny, so I'm torn

His twitter seems to be fairly calm so far. Only time will tell, though

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Yuriy posted:

War Machine fighting is funny but the possibility of him having a mental breakdown about not fighting is also funny, so I'm torn

Many bars in San Diego are not yet open.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@WarMachine170 2m
Perhaps the worst part about me being out of the tourney is my reacement...Paul Bradley...he's a dick...should have used @RonKeslar

Guess we know his replacement

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

this link still owns so click it to watch fights at the present moment

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
there's probably never been a more culturally important card than this one

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
so that's two first round finishes from fights that have been fun as hell.

this is the Bellator I know.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
yessssssss, yessssssssssssss. talk up mighty mo vs peter graham.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
who is this magnificent manhoefian man

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
Mighty Mo is fighting Peter Graham in Bellator today?

This night is full of magical surprises.

Edit: I hate having a job, I just discovered that he's on a 2 fight win streak. I thought he was still doing random kickboxing in eastern european countries.

Droopy Goines fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Mar 8, 2014

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

-Atom- posted:

so that's two first round finishes from fights that have been fun as hell.

this is the Bellator I know.

The prelims are always bloody, fun affairs.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i don't believe you people are actually watching this since you didn't say anything about abdul razaak. regardless, it's time for another eric prindle masterpiece.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
he's on an "eye candy" diet. he eyes candy and he eats it.

eric prindle has been working on his ground game.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Prindle in top form so far.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
Prindle's mini bigfoot tattoo and Ayala's bacne makes this fight.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
I for one welcome the emergence of the Javyweight division.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

he's on an "eye candy" diet. he eyes candy and he eats it.
:thurman:

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
that was a sweet takedown

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
It's fun to catch up on MMA, just mere moments ago I wasn't aware of the fact that this very red man had been involved in two back to back fights with Rio Heroes superstar Thiago Santos that both ended with groin kicks.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
Shades of Keith Jardine with that takedown attempt.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Droopy Goines posted:

It's fun to catch up on MMA, just mere moments ago I wasn't aware of the fact that this very red man had been involved in two back to back fights with Rio Heroes superstar Thiago Santos that both ended with groin kicks.

One was an axe kick, it was amazing.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Droopy Goines posted:

It's fun to catch up on MMA, just mere moments ago I wasn't aware of the fact that this very red man had been involved in two back to back fights with Rio Heroes superstar Thiago Santos that both ended with groin kicks.

another prindle classic

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i don't believe you people are actually watching this since you didn't say anything about abdul razaak.

he is my current guy to pay attention to because he's a judo man and slanger+banger.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
There wasn't an eye left there to poke

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
you're not a true coleman until you try imaginary arm triangle techniques

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

you're not a true coleman until you try imaginary arm triangle techniques

Hahaha

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
sorry to the good man mighty mo but i need to sleep. i hope he sweats as much as i think he will. inshallah.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The guy who lost to a sub WSOF caliber bantamweight is one of MMA's most dangerous champions.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Holota looks like Jimmy Ambriz's little brother.

Cody Banks
Mar 7, 2013
That was bizarre.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Peter Graham was a shockingly ugly child

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Unfortunately Mighty Mo has laryngitis and a bad back, so he won't be saying anything or doing anything.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I think Mo might be tired.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The last 30 seconds of that round, art.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Now son I know you said you wanted Mark Hunt but the man at the store said this is just as fun!

edit: loving L-M-A-O

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Beautiful.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Mighty Mo wins via submission (Gimme your lunch money)

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Cody Banks posted:

That was bizarre.

I'm just going to empty quote this anytime something happens in Bellator because it's always going to be appropriate

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Mighty Mo wins via submission (Gimme your lunch money)

can someone transcribe this for someone who is unable to watch atm?

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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Stealin' Joe's gimmick

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