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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



...and way too saucy. Discuss in picture form.




EDIT:
It's a contest now! Here are the details from human garbage day:
"hey let's add some prizes why not

The person who makes the best Photoshop from this thread will receive a $30 Subway Gift Card!

Or, if the winner shares the OP's sentiment that Subway is gross, he/she can opt instead for a gift card to somewhere else! (probably amazon)

OR, if the winner chooses to set aside personal hunger and desires, in order to make a lasting contribution to SA culture, he/she can use their $30 credit to create a custom forums smilie that qcs interim-mod An Angry Bug generously offered to purchase on their behalf! (While he usually dislikes his old MEATY MARTHA name, I think he'd think it was fine and apt to reference it here, in the context of Subway marinara!)

Cutoff for entries is Thursday at 5pm central. thanks and good luck."

TIP fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Feb 25, 2014

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=433-nmcWw8E

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________
Go show them what a real Sandwich Artist can do, OP.

garbage day
Jun 13, 2008

im lollin at you're trollin

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
OP I don't have photoshop on this pc but i voted 5 anyway so glhf

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
Nice photoshops op but the sandwich is good.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

soapgish posted:

Go show them what a real Sandwich Artist can do, OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EWKovJ3WKE&t=49s

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
it is my favorite subway sandwich but you are right, i have to embarrass myself asking for light sauce if i wanna eat one proper

vvv :hfive: fellow petulant child light sauce orderer

Jeffrey of YOSPOS fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Feb 24, 2014

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

just ask for light sauce and it'll be more manageable. that's what I do. I also have no compunctions about eating disgusting meat that's been sitting in a bucket of nasty sauce for five days or more, so that helps too

cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax
they taste like Chef Boyardee meatballs.

Hayburner
Jan 29, 2005

hi

i knew it


Hayburner fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Feb 24, 2014

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

cname posted:

they taste like Chef Boyardee meatballs.

No they don't. I wish they did, since Chef Boyardee meatballs are the best of fake meat imho.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

some dickhead in front of me in subway got a regular turkey sub with regular stuff on it then they asked what sauce he wanted and he was like

"MEATBALL

MARINARA."

the subway lady was so freaked out that she had to ask her supervisor if it was ok

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW


Fritos Chicken Melt is still gross.

Resubmission cause the last one sucked

rcman50166 fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Feb 24, 2014

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/subway-meatball-messy/

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
so is there any sandwich shop that doesn't sell disgusting meatball sandwiches? or at least doesnt have meat stewing away in a pot for 5 days. maybe Togos?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Crunch a munch a

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


edit: i just realized this was a photoshop thread whoops

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
name one good subway sandwich.

you can't, because no matter what it is I will say it's bad and that I don't like it

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Medium Cool posted:

name one good subway sandwich.

you can't, because no matter what it is I will say it's bad and that I don't like it

gbs bitch

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
I eat at subway for my birthday, but that's the only time I can afford it.

the Bunt
Sep 24, 2007

YOUR GOLDEN MAGNETIC LIGHT
get a BMT and ask for the marinara sauce on it. its way better than the lovely meatballs (even though sometimes some pieces of meatball get in with the sauce and tastes weird with the BMT)

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

Bullstuff
Apr 1, 2007
My finger smells funny. :(

I want this to be real so bad.

Rocketeer Korolev
Dec 22, 2008

Jealous? No? Go frak yourself, Smoothskin...
That reminds me, I haven't had Subway in months. Had the meatball marinara sub a total of 2 times, though.

Bullstuff posted:

I want this to be real so bad.

I'm 99% sure it's a parody from The Onion.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
I was laughing so much it took me 3 times to see it for me to realize it said, "Subtember"

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer

Bullstuff posted:

I want this to be real so bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4Ciu1bTFts

SirDrinksAlot
Aug 6, 2006

The wicked flee when none pursueth
Well i'm surprised no-ones done a meatball sub bursting out of someones chest.

Guess that was too obvious though.

Bullstuff
Apr 1, 2007
My finger smells funny. :(
Good enough for me!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I think the meatball sub is okay, but I don't want to pay $5+ for 8 tiny rear end meatballs on some loving white bread.

Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online

the Bunt posted:

get a BMT and ask for the marinara sauce on it. its way better than the lovely meatballs (even though sometimes some pieces of meatball get in with the sauce and tastes weird with the BMT)

u motherfukcer

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Sorta surprised this one has not been done yet.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
TFF's favorite Youtuber disagrees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQxYSo0ggUo

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Not liking subway resturaunt brand meatball maranara 12" sub-style sandwich is just imbecilic. In my humble opinion. IMHO

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

eatdatpussy445 has changed my mind.

Bullstuff
Apr 1, 2007
My finger smells funny. :(
That guy is loving amazing and I want to watch all his videos now.

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Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
:nws: meatballsub.jpg:nws:

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