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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

cormorant posted:

what was the original painting?

Ivan the Terrible and his son

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cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Machai posted:

Ivan the Terrible and his son

namely big I killing little Ivan junior and then realizing it was a bad idea a few minutes late

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋



CelticPredator fucked around with this message at 11:09 on Feb 26, 2014

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I would like to introduce you to the subway shitlong:

My friend lost a bet to me and I made him eat this.



What's in the shitlong?
Well from subway we have their veggie patties, tuna, and every dressing on a whole wheat bun toasted.

Then we stopped by 7/11 and got some of their lovely instant raman, mentos - the freshmaker, 2 for 1 gummy worms, little hostess / debbie things, and of course some hot dog flavored potato chips.

Mashed it all together and viola we have the poo poo long.

The horrid smell of tuna combined with everything else made it smell like spoiled cat food. The gummy worms actually freshened it up a bit with some fruitiness.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013


The splatter in this one is what makes it. 5'd

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!



holy poo poo

Hayburner
Jan 29, 2005

hi

omg

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.
I thought so...



Pardon the lack of quality, no Photoshop or GIMP on this computer.

CollegeCop fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Feb 26, 2014

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

The first parody was great but this is sublime!

Fudgenuts
Jul 24, 2013

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Machai
Feb 21, 2013


Paging Three Olives to the thread.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The first thing that I noticed is he has an rear end that a woman would die for. :negative:

I need to reevaluate my life. :psyduck:

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

Three Cookies
Apr 9, 2010


yes

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

Ha ha! Holy poo poo!

hypersober
Mar 27, 2006
...

Voting for this

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Nice work on the shadow.

VendaGoat posted:

The first thing that I noticed is he has an rear end that a woman would die for. :negative:

You should search for "Pavel Petel H&M".

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


I'm trying to think of a more offensive photo to Gimp than the Vietnam execution I already did.

...

...

Hitler/Holocaust seems too easy.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



it took incredible effort to make it look this lovely.

Sartana
Jun 8, 2013

It's literally a Subway combo meal

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Missing Name posted:

I'm trying to think of a more offensive photo to Gimp than the Vietnam execution I already did.

...

...

Hitler/Holocaust seems too easy.

Maybe you could look to fark for "inspiration"

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


spot on, drat

Jebediah
Oct 7, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Noblesse Obliged posted:



it took incredible effort to make it look this lovely.

LOL god drat...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Oh, the huge marinara!





I'm so sorry.

Lord Windy
Mar 26, 2010

I don't get it

plaguedoctor
Jun 26, 2008

I CAN DUMP MY GIRLFRIEND CAUSE SHE'S LIKE A WHORE, RIGHT GUYS? RIGHT???

Lord Windy posted:

I don't get it

It's a Doobie thang.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Every time I see those it makes me want a chili dog, but I'm probably broken beyond repair.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it makes me want to put my wiener in a butt

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

I just realized it's not even a shop, he actually made that sandwich and set it up to look like the doob pic.

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Machai posted:

I just realized it's not even a shop, he actually made that sandwich and set it up to look like the doob pic.

Holy gently caress, you're right.

Winner.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

The man would eat a raw bell pepper like its nothin. But you expect us to believe he'd touch subway? You monster.

Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011

These go together.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f05L6sitxY

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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


djwetmouse posted:

These go together.



The bun is good?

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