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ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

And Tito Santana wins the inaugural match at WrestleMania! This is surely the start of a legendary 'Mania career.

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UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



I should not have looked at the rest of the card.
David Sammartino vs. Brutus Beefcake does not inspire me with confidence.

Giedroyc
Feb 18, 2001

Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!
Ahhh Lord Alfred Hayes you magnificent bastard.

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.
The Executioner, who will later find a place in the video game, Pit Fighter...

Willninho
Aug 14, 2007

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

I should not have looked at the rest of the card.
David Sammartino vs. Brutus Beefcake does not inspire me with confidence.

It is not a good card. But it's fun for historical value.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Need them nice and tight.

Jabba The American
Sep 5, 2011

I'm gonna have you thrown out of here in a minute!
Lord Alfred Hayes looks like he's being held hostage.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

I should not have looked at the rest of the card.
David Sammartino vs. Brutus Beefcake does not inspire me with confidence.

You're stuck watching with the rest of us now :getin:

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
If he has not already been inducted, Tito needs to be inducted in the HoF by Los Matadores.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

why can't anybody find the camera to look at

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
The entire card doesn't really inspire confidence. But, do you think Andre can slam Big John Studd? Especially with so much money on the line? :ohdear:

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Poor SD Jones...

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:D



King Kong Bundy is a big fat Jim Norton

edit:: Jimmy Hart with that beard looks like X-pac. Sort of. Maybe it's just me.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

Miching Mallecho posted:

King Kong Bundy is a big fat Jim Norton

He's Jim Norton 5 years ago.

Giedroyc
Feb 18, 2001

Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!
Got a good feeling about SD Jones, it's his time to shine.

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.
King Kong Bundy :allears:

I wish I didn't have to pay for Big E DLC in WWE '14, because that is a match waiting to be simulated.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
Executioner submits. 20 seconds pass. Bell rings.

And man, was there a pop (real pop?) for Tito putting on the figure-four.

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.
That ref is taller than Bundy.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Does anyone else's live stream occasionally "snap back" a few seconds? I'm watching on PS3.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Old school Jimmy Hart looks hella more classy than at any time I saw him 20 years ago.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Giedroyc posted:

Got a good feeling about SD Jones, it's his time to shine.

Truly the Sheamus/Bryan of 1985.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Glad we don't have 18-second long squash matches at Wrestlemania anymore.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
I don't think I'd ever seen SD Jones before. Did he ever wrestle in WWE after WM1?

Diabolik900
Mar 28, 2007

Cucktales Blogger posted:

He's Jim Norton 5 years ago.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

JPrime posted:

Executioner submits. 20 seconds pass. Bell rings.

And man, was there a pop (real pop?) for Tito putting on the figure-four.

In the 1980s, people cheered for things unironically.

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

ZDar Fan posted:

Does anyone else's live stream occasionally "snap back" a few seconds? I'm watching on PS3.

Yes, that seems to happen on occasion.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Bundy with the squash., This is fantastic.

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frolf:

he knows...
Oh poo poo its Doink.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
That's Doink the loving Clown :stare:

bartok
May 10, 2006



The best Doink!!!

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
It's weird that the crowd is almost in complete darkness.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
Between the beard and the sunglasses and the unkempt hair and being from Portland, Matt Bourne could have cut that promo yesterday.

bartok
May 10, 2006



JPrime posted:

It's weird that the crowd is almost in complete darkness.

I like it. It gives the event an old school boxing feel.

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frolf:

he knows...

Cucktales Blogger posted:

Between the beard and the sunglasses and the unkempt hair and being from Portland, Matt Bourne could have cut that promo yesterday.

Also the drugs.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



From Hawaii. The general archipelago. Nowhere in particular.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Matt Bourne wrestles a completely different style from his son.

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.
Am I seriously watching Doink vs Ricky Steamboat at Wrestlemania?

...yeah, ok. Where is this on the "dream match" lists/countdowns/etc

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

JPrime posted:

It's weird that the crowd is almost in complete darkness.

Looks like a Tokyo Dome show

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:D



Ricky really was ahead of time with his speed and athleticism.

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JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
Another headlock, Ricky? :v:

Edit: that flop by Borne. :allears:

JPrime fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Feb 24, 2014

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