Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I wonder if having all these old matches and stuff easily visible will make Current WWE step up their matches and commentary any so as not to look bad by comparison.



Nah.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

cucka posted:

Every video I try to open gives me an error message.

I have the utmost confidence in this venture.

It was like that for me for literally all day until a little while ago and then glorious Junkyard Dog followed by some wonderful Iron Sheik and everything is great.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

it turned me on too, hulkster

sportsgenius86 posted:

I have been watching this for like 4.5 hours and I already feel like I've gotten my $10 worth.

I love this network thing guys.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Fluffdaddy posted:

Holy poo poo Sabu is a lovely wrestler. How did I forget this?

He's literally in every Botchamania video ever, so I dunno.

I like Sabu despite being so bad so it's cool that I turned on the Network to see Sabu being killed by Taz.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Random poo poo from wrestling past is EXACTLY why I bought the Network, and I'm glad that they can deliver to my face Sabu breaking a table with his body for literally no reason this early into having Network access.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Tweets with the truth.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Yeah, Snuka should be locked in a steel cage but he got off without charges.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Is Snuka Samoan? Because that was a lot of headbutts. And it looks like Randy Orton learned his whole predator routine from Terry Funk!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

pen0r posted:

EC NECKBREAKER TONIGHT

Hopefully it will be EC Neckbreaker night every night.

Edit: Mike Tyson versus the legal system, that was actually kinda good and he just slipped it in there.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

spanky69 posted:

How the hell did Funk's head go through a chair on the way to the floor

He's a true legend, that's how.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
The best fans in the world, all 50 or so of them!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
What the gently caress was Paul holding, a TV remote or something?

pen0r posted:

This has easily been worth 10 dollars anyone who doesn't pay for this is an rear end in a top hat

Wanna emptyquote this so hard.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
You should probably turn off your computer once in a while.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Man, Ric was soooo loving drunk normal earlier when they did the postgame.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I like how they didn't even spring for a ketchup packet or something to sell that whole "stabbed through the hand" thing with Lesnar.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Luigi Thirty posted:

Guys I'm a little late but why is Sabu moonsaulting onto a broken table after the match is over

Is this Sabu.avi or something?

Sabu actually has powers that let him see into the future, he wanted to make sure we all got our $10 worth.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Oh my god I turn Network on and it's the Blowaway Diet. Worth every dollar.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
This is glorious, I've never seen old Raw ever, it's amazing to see it happening in what amounts to little more than a civic center with a 2000 person crowd as Savage and Repo start the show.

Edit: That LED WWF sign is cool as hell :allears:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

DeathChicken posted:

You know, I like this low production Raw look more than the glossed up Nickelback horseshit that hasn't changed in ten years.

I agree, they're in a venue smaller than what WCW was pulling but the atmosphere feels better than last night's Raw. Macho had all 500 of those people on their feet when he hit that top rope!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Man I can't wait for Wrestlemania 9, it'll be great if that promo is to be believed!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Fiveace Attorney posted:

Gotta turn this off. Too racist for work

It's over now.

Now they're doing a Rumble Report from yesterdaysometime in '93.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
That glorious background that some guy made on like a Mac or something, this is exactly why I bought Network, I hope they just keep adding episodes of poo poo!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I'm pretty sure Giant Gonzales will beat the Undertaker.

Edit: "Hey tits, get over here!"

A Slim Jim commercial, now THAT takes me back!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I love how wooing at Ric was a thing even as far back as when he actually had hair.


ZDar Fan posted:

Slim Jim promo intact. This is the best $60 over six months I have ever spent.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Were they airing on Sci-Fi back then (Man you'd think I'd know I spent most of the '90s watching Sci-Fi), or was that a chilling vision of the future?



Flair Flop!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I got Sabu moonsaulting, Macho plugging Slim Jims, Flair's rear end. I can't believe they're giving this away for $10.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Shinjobi posted:

I've always been a sucker for Vince working commentary. Yeah, every move is treated like death, but it's still fun.

I wish commentary now did that, it might make me think the Superman Punch was a powerful finishing move instead of basically a jumping lariat.

Edit: Shades of Lawler with that NOOOOOO!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Flair to the top!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Flair actually got off the top rope without being thrown off!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I can't wait for Saturday morning wrestling!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Who's that guy on my screen talking about how hated Piper was? I don't recognize him. Looked like a punk or something.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I love the Network. I got to see jobbers puke and Billionaire Ted.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Spikeguy posted:

I know Savage likes to plan everything out, so that makes me think he came up with the idea to go for the pinfall in the Royal Rumble so Yoko could press him over the top rope. But, did he not think this would make him look like an idiot? The only reasoning I could think of, is the idea that he was knocked loopy.

If Macho wasn't as fast with that elbow drop and sold being hosed a bit more it would have been totally believable that he was out of it and forgot what kind of match it was.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Turn Network on, Brother Love. Still getting my $10 worth every time.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

joylessdivision posted:

He was being hyped waaaay back as being a monster heel who was coming to wreck poo poo. And then when He actually debuted, He was the "Funkasaurus", a one man Too Cool, and he has "The Funkadactyls" who dance with him...like The Godfather.....but PG.

He was a big sell for kids and he was tagged with Tensai for a long while, and I think he turned heel recently?

When I started watching at the start of 2014 they made a big deal about how Xavier Woods stole the Planet Funk theme song, then Brodus Clay disappeared, I've never seen Tensai on my screen, and Xavier Woods got paired with R-Truth before disappearing.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Third time I've seen the Blow Away Diet today, still good, and somehow I've managed to not have anyone walk into view of a fat man shoving his rear end at me any of those times.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

also he's ugly and he can't wrestle

It's strange to know that Bo and Bray are brothers. Bray is the handsome one.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

I'm watching Punk grow dissatisfied with his job in real time


The Network continues to be worth my money.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Sounds like there's 35 seconds left, guys.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Some Other Guy posted:

these guys are actually really good on commentary. they call the match and build people you normally wouldnt care about

I legit like Main Event and if they didn't waste so much time recapping the other shows I might like Main Event more than Raw, honestly. Well that and the crowd editing.

  • Locked thread