Badass Panels: An Alternate Dimension Called the Idiot Zone

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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

AnonSpore posted:

Immersion shattered. Lightsaber wounds don't bleed.

Haha, this was exactly what I thought.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 22:18

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:40

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

I really just want a comic that is just old, jaded Thor. I'm not really interested in Captain Planet Thor going on in the main storyline.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2014 02:29

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Cassa posted:

Well Santana kinda does stuff like that a lot.

No, he mostly plays guitar.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 13:03

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Was that before or after he ate the gently caress out of a sandwich? Because as much as he loves Wolverine, he loving LOVES sandwiches.

# ¿ May 5, 2014 19:24

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Lurdiak posted:

It`s really offputting to me how many WH40K fans and even later designers took the human empire from clearly evil corrupt fascism and turned it into glorious justified fascism.

Well, you see, the Space Marines dress in cool robot armor...

# ¿ May 16, 2014 14:08

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Apocron posted:

I don't suppose you could spoiler tag One Punch Man in the future? I wait for the official release on the Shonen Jump App so having it spoiled as soon as it's released online is a bit of a downer.

Is a guy in a comic called "One-Punch Man" winning in one punch really a spoiler?

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 14:12

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Supertech laser gloves are probably not given to him by ghosts, though.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 21:08

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Lurdiak posted:

Someday I'll find the X-writer who decided to make every stupid power secretly an AMAZING MOLECULAR POWER that the user was too dumb to use properly, and I will end them.

I'm actually okay with this because it makes the X-gene actually make some tiny amount of sense instead of it giving laser eyes to one guy, reality altering to another, and a third is a chickenman.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 23:40

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

WickedHate posted:

The chickenman saved the multiverse, I think that one worked out.

Yes but imagine what he could have done if he was a chickenman who has control over reality!

# ¿ Aug 13, 2014 01:46

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Now Earth X, there's one where you practically need the Marvel Handbook open to read it. Each issue even begins and ends with Uatu and Machine Man chatting about the various MacGuffins.

No it doesn't. Everything is explained in such excruciating detail that if you leave not understanding what happened it's because you skipped the mountains of text in each issue, which is completely understandable.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 19:33

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Do Red Lanterns still have that thing where if they lose their ring they die because it replaced all their blood?

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 13:24

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Uatu is all over this. Well, was.

He has to abstain from all votes, though. Courteously.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 19:11

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Sefer posted:

This is not a thread I expected to see a 1776 reference in.

No one is more badass than John Adams.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 21:34

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Fuego Fish posted:

It doesn't involve limited edition toy prices or long essays on how "he" really is a gender-neutral pronoun if you actually think about it, so why would they?

Because the TF thread regularly talks about the Robots in Disguise and More Than Meets The Eye series?

# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 17:55

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

redbackground posted:

...go on.

We'll let you know when #2 comes out.

And yeah, nothing wrong with buying good comics.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 22:02

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Movie Thor is actually Thorr. :stare:

# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 18:32

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

DigitalRaven posted:

Worth noting that Fury does all of the things on his list.

He calls it "Wednesday."

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 22:40

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

He popped back up in the finale to help out and will never be seen again.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 20:54

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Duke Igthorn posted:

Why did he program the suit to sass him?
"Bat-suit do this."
"Well Bruce, were you aware that doing this will result in this seeing as you designed and programmed these systems yourself?"
"It will?? Huh, abort that order."
I mean it's a voice activated suit with perfect voice recognition not a computer with the "off" button right next to the "porn" button.

Actually it looks like Cyborg might have programmed it, so he did it just to mess with Bruce.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 22:40

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Ummmmm he's not sitting on a couch in any panel though.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 19:07

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

404GoonNotFound posted:

He's always kind of a good guy, just easily misled. Sub-Zero in the first game was an unrepentant rear end in a top hat, he appointed himself as Sub-Zero Jr.'s personal guardian angel in 2, got tricked by Quan-Chi in 4, and spent the intervening time between that and Deadly Alliance kicking his rear end all across Hell. Kinda lost track of what happened in the PS2-era games, but he was back to being a good guy in 9 until he was tricked by... Quan Chi.

So basically, keep him away from anyone who looks like Kratos and he's a pretty nice guy. Solid job, clear life goals, even has his own cooking show.

So he's the Sting of Mortal Kombat?

# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 19:18

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

That is clearly a muscle shirt, NOT a wifebeater.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 18:10

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Fraction later had him straight-up shapeshift in Defenders (not sure if he'd done it before), so it's not like he couldn't just make his arm formless or something.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2015 15:04

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

I enjoyed it, but there was nothing about it that was specifically Moon Knight. It just felt like Ellis was given the assignment and then just took some stories out of his files and stuck Moon Knight in them.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 14:30

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Honestly, that would be better with the original text.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 14:47

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Well they're sure as hell nothing I would want to eat.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 19:53

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

WickedHate posted:

Starfire vs Rose Wilson:

This was a pretty cool scene in today's Red Hood and the Outlaws #39.

DT sock puppet account found

# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 22:29

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Doom's gonna be really disappointed when he challenges Galactus and he's like "Wait, THAT Power Cosmic? Yeah, I gave that to him and I can take it back. Gimme, mortal."

# ¿ Mar 24, 2015 18:21

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

There's at least a page or two that doesn't belong. Like the title page. And the recap page.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 15:58

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

FredMSloniker posted:

Are the cracks supposed to visually indicate that everyone but Dr. Strange and Captain America would, or are they just cracks?

I think the one crack is pointing at both Strange and Namor, since both ultimately did kill to save their world.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 17:49

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Superman sucks. That's my theory.

All-Star Superman

Your hypothesis is disproven. Try again.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2015 13:28

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Not really surprising. Justin Jordan's an okay writer, but Tradd Moore's a phenomenal artist.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 00:41

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

I think Jordan's a bit more self-aware of what he's putting out than BLOODSHIT writers in the 90s.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 04:34

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

I'm sure Mad! will get to it once he's done with his Battlechasers reboot.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 14:22

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Deadpool posted:

Danger is a member of X-Factor. But that's an old issue and I believe a completely different Danger.

That particular run of X-Treme X-Men was basically Exiles with a different name, so that's an alternate reality Danger.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 02:11

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

zoux posted:

Seriously? They didn't do Captain Marvel vs. Captain Marvel?

Captain Marvel either wasn't a living character at that point or was Genis who was busy going crazy in space.

# ¿ May 19, 2015 16:50

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Cornwind Evil posted:

Better than his costume which was 'Thor is wearing pants'.

That was it. Pants.

No, it's actually not.

# ¿ May 20, 2015 16:36

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Those *might* be preview pages where they do, in fact, scale up the art, but put full-sized text.

# ¿ May 30, 2015 15:16

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Cabbit posted:

Why is she fighting Venom?

He is allergic to loud sound and she makes loud sounds. Seems like a good matchup to me!

# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 16:07

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:40

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

I don't understand why Superman, if he's so pissed off would punch "Doomsday" back to Earth. Does he really expect him to be tried in court in any meaningful manner?

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 18:21

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