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Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


talk about board games here because we all know they own and are much better than videogames

please don't mention the forbidden joke

Tekopo fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Jun 4, 2015

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Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
earth reborn is the best two player tactical board game of all time

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Sorry! was good

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

if you like munchkin you are a retarded baby. arkham horror is a colossal worthless turd. a few acres of snow is a broken piece of poo poo.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

I like catan. I like rpg.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



diplomacy owns

it will destroy friendships forever

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

Nanomashoes posted:

I like catan. I like rpg.

catan is dogshit

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Scyther posted:

if you like munchkin you are a retarded baby. arkham horror is a colossal worthless turd. a few acres of snow is a broken piece of poo poo.
the most correct of opinions, if you like any of these game lit kill urself

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
Settlers of Catan is the best board game

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

Xaris posted:

Settlers of Catan is the best board game

for a clown to play, at the circus. idiot.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Scyther posted:

for a clown to play, at the circus. idiot.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

yeah board games are okay but have you heard of video games

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010


you mess with the pony, you get the hooves

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Scyther posted:

for a clown to play, at the circus. idiot.

do you have any wood? i need to erect my settlement

*cue laugh track*

edit: also don't be hatin' because it's an accessible psuedo-deep board game that everyone can enjoy and doesn't take 10 hours to setup

edit edit: VVVV gently caress :suicide:

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Xaris posted:

do you have any wood? i need to erect my settlement

*cue laugh track*
the only catan joke is saying that you have wood for sheep, gj :downs:

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Are card games that are also board games okay here, such as ascension?

What do people think of Settlers of Caton? What's the best number of people to play that game with?

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

diplomacy owns

it will destroy friendships forever

This is friendship abuse! I will not have it!

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
I hear caverna is good but then it's like $120 and I'm like woah my house doesn't smell moldy enough for me to spend so much cashola on boardgames

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

Piss Sodastream posted:

What do people think of Settlers of Caton? What's the best number of people to play that game with?

0

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



also risk is a poo poo boardgame

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

also risk is a poo poo boardgame
wow man you don't appreciate chucking a poo poo load of dice and randomly determining a winner three hours later?!!

Asymmetrikon
Oct 30, 2009

I believe you're a big dork!
-10 points for not naming the thread after Vlaada

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

also risk is a poo poo boardgame

durr hey guys did you know water is wet and grass is green
          /

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Scyther posted:

you mess with the pony, you get the hooves

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Scyther posted:

im gay

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Asymmetrikon posted:

-10 points for not naming the thread after Vlaada
please don't use our lord and saviour's name in vain tia

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I will play a game of Diplomacy with the DDRD IKs

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Ralp posted:

I will play a game of Diplomacy with the DDRD IKs

lets do this

backstabbin everyone

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


ruining your relationship with friend and family is always worth it if its gonna make you win diplomacy

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

Tekopo posted:

ruining your relationship with friend and family is always worth it if its gonna make you win diplomacy

that goes for every game tho

Nihnoz
Aug 24, 2009

ararararararararararara

Nihnoz
Aug 24, 2009

ararararararararararara
where's the ttrpg thread I'm going to get in deep

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Nihnoz posted:

where's the ttrpg thread I'm going to get in deep
deep into your mom's basement

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Nihnoz posted:

where's the ttrpg thread I'm going to get in deep

i made one in gibbis

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009
boardgames >>> trpgs, wh4k and all that nerdshit

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

Is it fascism yet posted:

boardgames >>> trpgs, wh4k and all that nerdshit

thissery, also magic the gathering is hella stupid

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i have something really cool to show this thread tomorrow

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


to add to the op, war games also own

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

Scyther posted:

thissery, also magic the gathering is hella stupid

i think even magic players have realized how fuckin stuopid it is by now

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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i like elder sign because it's arkham horror but not a gigantic clusterfuck

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Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

Agent Kool-Aid posted:

i like elder sign because it's arkham horror but not a gigantic clusterfuck

it's got nothing to do with arkham horror, it's just a crappy yahtzee game with a pasted on theme, which i guess is still preferable to arkham horror? sort of?

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