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Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Agent Kool-Aid posted:

i like elder sign because it's arkham horror but not a gigantic clusterfuck
congrats on liking lovecraft-themed yahtzee i guess

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Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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please don't be rude, the attention spans of my friends are fragile

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

Agent Kool-Aid posted:

please don't be rude, the attention spans of my friends are fragile

you should grab a hammer and see if their subhuman casualtard skulls are equally fragile.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Scyther posted:

thissery, also magic the gathering is hella stupid
magic is fun so long as you never pay for cards

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

homeless snail posted:

magic is fun so long as you never pay for cards

hmm, nope.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
lol magic has the worse design of any card game, drawing into your resource in a 60 card deck

grats on your fundamentally broken game.

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


by this point any magic player is just suffering from stockholm syndrome/sunken cost fallacy tbqh

weird
Jun 4, 2012

by zen death robot
as a fan of consumerism and dragons, magic is very ftw

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
dragons in magic are poo poo though

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

Tekopo posted:

by this point any magic player is just suffering from stockholm syndrome/sunken cost fallacy tbqh

it's amazing, im pretty sure it's remains the #1 cash cow in every game store

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
i just played kemet for the first time its p cool def a step up from settlers or smallworld

also chess > shogi > xiangqi > sittuyin > makruk

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
lol chess is loving poo poo

a game where you throw memorized strategies at your opponet

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

eSports Chaebol posted:

backgammon > mahjong > go > chess > shogi > xiangqi > sittuyin > makruk

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


backgammon is only legit if you use the doubling dice

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

stoutfish posted:

lol chess is loving poo poo

a game where you throw memorized strategies at your opponet

bobby fisher hated too much opening preparation so he wanted to randomize the starting positions. he also thought america deserved 9/11 and george hw bush was a secret jew so even though i don't like random chess i guess he's probably right

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
more like bored games heheheh

Got roped into playing Mage Knight last weekend

took loving forever and I must say that game has the most retarded way of calculating damage I've ever seen

still not awful though

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Tekopo posted:

backgammon is only legit if you use the doubling dice

gus hansen is possibly the biggest loser of all time in poker giving away almost $20 million and he stay afloat by playing backgammon

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Tekopo posted:

backgammon is only legit if you use the doubling dice
lmao who plays backgammon without doubling

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i should learn how to play mahjong

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

stoutfish posted:

i should learn how to play mahjong

its really a card game though not a board game

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

why dont you learn to walk with a cane and wear a hearing aid while you're at it grandpa. classic games for the lose.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
what is the name of that one game where you basically play hide and seek with dracula for 3 hours

gently caress that game

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

stoutfish posted:

i should learn how to play mahjong
its your lucky day http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3611605

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Monkey Fracas posted:

what is the name of that one game where you basically play hide and seek with dracula for 3 hours

gently caress that game

but enough about my childhood,

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Monkey Fracas posted:

what is the name of that one game where you basically play hide and seek with dracula for 3 hours

gently caress that game
fury of dracula

who thought a game originally made by games workshop and remade by fantasy flight would be bad :eyepop:

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

Tekopo posted:

fury of dracula

who thought a game originally made by games workshop and remade by fantasy flight would be bad :eyepop:

serioustalk i kinda liked shitupandsitdown for a while but then i realized quinns is a stupid video game nerd and his opinions + lame jokes annoy me

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009
america is a cancer to the world

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
My other least favorite board gaming experience was Twilight Imperium

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Is it fascism yet posted:

america is a cancer to the world

america has never made a good board game

yet

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Is it fascism yet posted:

serioustalk i kinda liked shitupandsitdown for a while but then i realized quinns is a stupid video game nerd and his opinions + lame jokes annoy me
and its still ten times better than any other board game video review series cf. dice tower

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Monkey Fracas posted:

what is the name of that one game where you basically play hide and seek with dracula for 3 hours

gently caress that game

lords of shadows 2 :suicide:

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

stoutfish posted:

america has never made a good board game

yet
robo rally, owned b*tch

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

Monkey Fracas posted:

My other least favorite board gaming experience was Twilight Imperium

get better friends

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

Is it fascism yet posted:

serioustalk i kinda liked shitupandsitdown for a while but then i realized quinns is a stupid video game nerd and his opinions + lame jokes annoy me

he's a real turd. on one of their podcast he got miffed and said that only ultra sperg nerds would find the broken strategy in a few acres of snow, and it would never come up in normal play (ahahahaha). then he made a blog post plugging the really unfunny and bad youtube series Board With Life, and told people in the comments that he would prefer if they refrain from posting any kind of criticism against said bad unfunny series

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Is it fascism yet posted:

get better friends

we don't talk to twilight imperium guy anymore

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



axis and allies is also fun :ussr: :godwinning: :italy: :britain: :japan: :911:

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Totaler Krieg is better:



want to have germany ally with poland to strike russia first after sweden joined the Allies and norway the axis? well, why the gently caress not!

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009
tepoko your a cool dude but its weird that your entire life centers around replaying ww2 in different gamesystems over and over

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

I thought space alert was just a goon meme until I finally got to play it with friends

everyone play space alert

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discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

Fuligin posted:


everyone play space alert

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