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man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004
there are no rules, everything is terrible and i can tell you why

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
reading books.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
the moderation of internet forums

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
posting on sa

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
making GBS threads on OP

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
shagging your sister

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.
Buttsex

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
Butt Chugging

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
The H.R. 3370: Homeowner Flood Insurance Affordability Act of 2013 due to be considered by United States congress next week.

To summarize:

"Homeowner Flood Insurance Affordability Act of 2013 - Prohibits the Administrator of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) from:
(1) increasing flood insurance risk premium rates to reflect the current risk of flood for certain property located in specified areas subject to a certain mandatory premium adjustment, or
(2) reducing such subsidies for any property not insured by the flood insurance program as of July 6, 2012, or any policy that has lapsed in coverage as a result of the policyholder's deliberate choice (Pre-Flood Insurance Rate Map or pre-FIRM properties)."

I want you to work for it OP.

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


marijuana cigarettes

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
Wrecking a dude with a sweet seoi nage.

Depressing Drawers
Dec 17, 2004
UR ALREADY DED
game development

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
this thread

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

the comforting knowledge that one day i will be blessed with the sweet release of death

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Gypsum Fantastic unironically

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Swamp Fancy posted:

shagging your sister

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
irony

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
op trollin us really hard he's not gonna tell us his 3 reasons, this is just a honeypot for serious joyposts so that we can get made fun of for our sincerity.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
satire

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

nomadologique posted:

op trollin us really hard he's not gonna tell us his 3 reasons, this is just a honeypot for serious joyposts so that we can get made fun of for our sincerity.

yep, trap thread. owned

a creepy colon fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Mar 1, 2014

ProfessorLoomis
Apr 5, 2007

I LUST FOR MONKEY DEATH

WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:

the comforting knowledge that one day i will be blessed with the sweet release of death

I can save the OP some time and ruin this for you, you were made immortal when you drank from the quenchless waters of life.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004

nomadologique posted:

reading books.

1. good books may expand your dreams beyond your abilities, leading to a lifetime of disappointment
2. self-help books exist and are terrible
3. the bible

Putty posted:

the moderation of internet forums

1. usually zero pay
2. have to deal with book-length effort-posts about why you're doing a terrible job
3. you're moderating an internet forum


Zzulu posted:

posting on sa

1. you're surrounded by and probably yourself a fat greasy autist
2. it's a complete waste of time that only serves to distract you from your failures as a human being
3. finding humour in things like a good goatse or ironic racism and homophobia only further distances you from having a stable and healthy relationship with other human beings


big duck equals goose posted:

making GBS threads on OP

1. completely predictable and usually less funny than whatever unfunny poo poo the op is churning out
2. if the thread starts going well it makes you look like the one guy that didnt get it
3. youre just making GBS threads on other people for fun which makes you a terrible person in general


Swamp Fancy posted:

shagging your sister

1. she's my brother. gay.
2. you might end up with my sorry rear end as the depressing uncle to your hairy child
3. i could probably beat you up, and likely would, if i thought i could get away with it



1. poo poo dick
2. highest risk of hiv transmission
3. rectal prolapse

G.I. Jaw posted:

Butt Chugging

1. you will probs die
2. your life is so devoid of joy that you feel the need to seek out new ways of increasingly efficient intoxication
3. pretty much the gayest way of getting drunk

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


you skipped me man thats gross im hurt

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




nomadologique posted:

reading books.



quote:

After three years of a phone and e-mail relationship with Angela Warren, race car driver Rick Monroe is ready to shift things into high gear. It takes a serious accident in the middle of a race to finally bring Rick and Angela to the same city at the same time, but despite their attraction, Rick isn’t sure that Angela is the expert mechanic he needs.

Angela Warren is committed to her job and to her passion for cars. As the top mechanic for Warren Manufacturing, she’ll do whatever it takes to find the cause of Rick’s accident. And not even a sexy driver’s mission to get her out of her coveralls is going to stand in her way

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
this thread is p good













































your move, op

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Putty posted:

Gypsum Fantastic unironically

Whilst I appreciate the joy I bring to the dark recesses of your heart I will save the OP the trouble:

He is a weird, fruity Englishman who says ridiculous things.

edit: also probably a crossdresser

Shirley Crabtree fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Mar 1, 2014

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
Fisting your mom

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
3-point lists of why the things I find joy in are terrible.

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Limastock posted:

trap thread.

Trap Megamix December 2013 | Best of Sickest TRAP MUSIC

GBS Ambassador
Oct 31, 2013
forums user man thats gross

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

man thats gross posted:

3. youre just making GBS threads on other people for fun which makes you a terrible person in general

yeah

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

this is only one reason, and since i'd read at least the back of this book and maybe the first few pages, i call it half a reason.

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.
Your responses

TabulaRasa
Nov 17, 2005

Ready to fight for right, against wrong!
Something Awful forums member: man thats gross

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


One of the few things that makes me feel good and smile is to upset people over really petty poo poo.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

edit: also probably a crossdresser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

man thats gross posted:

1. good books may expand your dreams beyond your abilities, leading to a lifetime of disappointment
2. self-help books exist and are terrible
3. the bible


1. usually zero pay
2. have to deal with book-length effort-posts about why you're doing a terrible job
3. you're moderating an internet forum


1. you're surrounded by and probably yourself a fat greasy autist
2. it's a complete waste of time that only serves to distract you from your failures as a human being
3. finding humour in things like a good goatse or ironic racism and homophobia only further distances you from having a stable and healthy relationship with other human beings


1. completely predictable and usually less funny than whatever unfunny poo poo the op is churning out
2. if the thread starts going well it makes you look like the one guy that didnt get it
3. youre just making GBS threads on other people for fun which makes you a terrible person in general


1. she's my brother. gay.
2. you might end up with my sorry rear end as the depressing uncle to your hairy child
3. i could probably beat you up, and likely would, if i thought i could get away with it


1. poo poo dick
2. highest risk of hiv transmission
3. rectal prolapse


1. you will probs die
2. your life is so devoid of joy that you feel the need to seek out new ways of increasingly efficient intoxication
3. pretty much the gayest way of getting drunk

this post

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
not looking at child porn

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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
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