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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
lip gloss

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rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
haha, you are getting so mad because i called you dumb

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004

Sabel posted:

lip gloss

1. probably packed by third world orphan children who will all die of cancer before they turn 20 because of the working conditions
2. just another aspect of the cosmetics industry which has convinced generations of women that they cant be pretty without a drawer full of powders, creams, and pigments
3. gives me wood (trust me thats terrible)

rcman50166 posted:

haha, you are getting so mad because i called you dumb

"lol dance my puppet"
-a human being

ThePriceJustWentUp
Dec 20, 2013
I enjoy this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGeHxF0tF4

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004

1. millions are dead because of the nazis, thats not funny
2. i loving hate friends stop reminding me it ever existed
3. stupid edgy-for-the-sake-of-edginess dreck that adds nothing of value to the world


jesus i cant believe what a turd you are

i mean how can someone be so smart that they win 2000 whole dollars and yet so dumb that they cant see how dumb they are

sw0cb
Feb 18, 2007
Whales

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004

1. are the biggest things in the sea yet eat the smallest things in the sea. loving retarded
2. loving mammals that live in water. idgi. just seems like a lot of work for nothing.
3. tempt us with their sweet sweet oil and blubber then get all mad when we harpoon them to death for it

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004
ok im done for now

i need to take a break because im just SO drat MAD IRL

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

man thats gross posted:

i keep replying because i cant get over the fact i was called dumb on the internet

tell me three things terrible about continuing to reply to me

its okay, ill wait :allears:

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
im really angry at the op right now.... op.... u.... piece of poo poo.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
I chopped off my hair and donated it to locks of love once, it is a fond memory.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i find joy in the OP for being a blatantly existentialist nihilistic anti-natalist

what about your own apparent philosophy do you find terrible

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

cumming

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

the administrative procedure act of 1946

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


my wife

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
desegregation

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Gosharoonies, OP you seem just a tad bitter and cynical to me.

Keep spreading the truth to the normals all comfy and snug in their delusions of a decent world.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

zimboe posted:

Gosharoonies, OP you seem just a tad bitter and cynical to me.

Keep spreading the truth to the normals all comfy and snug in their delusions of a decent world.
People taking this thread inappropriately seriously gives me joy.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

1.Negroes less distant
2.Free rap music from passing vehicles at 3 a.m.
3.Crack dealer closer than liquor store

zimboe fucked around with this message at 08:44 on Mar 4, 2014

Yuu Morisawa
Oct 4, 2013

Watch Creamy Mami
vidya games

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

rcman50166 posted:

haha, you are getting so mad because i called you dumb

you are a miserable toad

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

zimboe posted:

Gosharoonies, OP you seem just a tad bitter and cynical to me.

Keep spreading the truth to the normals all comfy and snug in their delusions of a decent world.

you are a blubbering ape

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Vaginas. Has anyone said vaginas yet?

E: What about dicks?

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
God.

http://hermiene.net/short-stories/shall_the_dust_praise_thee.html

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

zimboe posted:

1.Negroes less distant
2.Free rap music from passing vehicles at 3 a.m.
3.Crack dealer closer than liquor store

those are all positives so i guess desegregation was good afterall thanks op

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
borat

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
hey I genuinely interpollation now I'm mad at you op

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
this gif

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
t he realization that tomorrow is a new day & that there is always hope :)

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

TheJoker138 posted:

Vaginas. Has anyone said vaginas yet?

1. not large enough to give birth comfortably
2. absurd proximity to anus leads to constant risk of infection
3. expels bloody mucus every month whenever not pregnant

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros

rcman50166 posted:

tell me three things terrible about continuing to reply to me

its okay, ill wait :allears:

1.Wastes time and effort better spent on good posts.
2.Keeps making you come back and post in this thread.
3.People really will get upset/obsessed about the dumbest things.



1.Gamers are literally the dumbest consumers on the planet.
2.The current trend of games requiring devotion from the players instead of being a hobby.
3.LoL players are considered athletes in the USA. Let that sink in for a moment.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

corn in the bible posted:

those are all positives so i guess desegregation was good afterall thanks op

If you like Negroes, rap and crack they are I suppose, Biblecorn.

However the whores are cheaper. Which is good.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Mar 4, 2014

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004

rcman50166 posted:

tell me three things terrible about continuing to reply to me

its okay, ill wait :allears:

1. regardless of what i say, think, or believe, my words will only fuel your delusions
2. ensures more words from you, truly terrible
3. goku

circ dick soleil posted:

im really angry at the op right now.... op.... u.... piece of poo poo.

1. gently caress u
2. idgaf
3. gently caress u again

Piss Sodastream posted:

I chopped off my hair and donated it to locks of love once, it is a fond memory.

1. wow, hair. im sure that will make the experience of dying in horrible pain and/or destroying your family with crippling debt more pleasant.
2. just another bullshit way for people to think they're doing something when they're not. you didn't cut your hair for a while then did. wow. amazing. the world thanks you.
3. when people asked if you got a hair cut you probably told them you donated it to locks of love without any prompting whatsoever. i hate ppl like you.

extra stout posted:

i find joy in the OP for being a blatantly existentialist nihilistic anti-natalist

what about your own apparent philosophy do you find terrible

1. im not any of that. im just an angry rear end in a top hat. youre like the guy who reads ten layers of deep poo poo in a piece of modern art only to find out the artist was like 8 years old.
2. its mostly an act, although its partly not. i can be a pessimist about most anything but for the most part i just put all of this poo poo out of my mind and live my life like everyone else in the world.
3. this whole thread is depressing as gently caress for me.

Stoat posted:

cumming

1. goku
2. goku
3. goku

Portals posted:

the administrative procedure act of 1946

im not doing poo poo like this anymore


1. will die, probably before you. enjoy being a lonely and decrepit old man.
2. 3.6 divorces per 1,000 in 2011. good luck to you.
3. 7.2B people, about half of them women, and you think you magically found the one person you're meant to be with? you just picked someone you dont hate, or do, according to 1..


1. lineup for the water fountain is too long
2. pretty much ended up with segregated schools anyway, except you dont even have to pretend theyre equal anymore
3. having people sit in the bus in color-coded blocks pleases me, aesthetically

zimboe posted:

Gosharoonies, OP you seem just a tad bitter and cynical to me.

Keep spreading the truth to the normals all comfy and snug in their delusions of a decent world.

will do capn

Sabel posted:

People taking this thread inappropriately seriously gives me joy.

1. this thread is super serious and you should take it super seriously
2. theyre probably just trolling, which somehow still makes you the butt of the joke. i dont really get how just lying on the internet makes everyone else the retard but w/e im not here to change the world.
3. go the gently caress outside this thread is retarded


1. misogynistic
2. juvenile
3. not art

TheJoker138 posted:

Vaginas. Has anyone said vaginas yet?

E: What about dicks?

1. period are loving gross. i like dont even care any more but seriously there is some poo poo that goes down.
2. dicks are even worse. spraying piss and cum everywhere. gross.
3. put them together and you get a baby. ew. no than kyou.


1. knows evil exists and does nothing to stop, therefore is not wholly good, or
2. knows evil exists and cannot stop it, therefore not omnipotent
3. whatever is going on with the guy hes a loving human being for letting people write all these lovely books in his names and then kill one another based on some bullshit my-god-can-beat-up-your god dickwaving bullshit


1. probably offensive to ppl from kazakhstan but really who cares
2. holds a mirror up to american culture, which is just a really terrible thing to do to americans
3. gave us catchphrases such as "is nice" which i loving hated gently caress shut up youre not funny for reciting lines from a tv show or movie you loving rear end

Arivia posted:

hey I genuinely interpollation now I'm mad at you op

good.

Sabel posted:

this gif


1. always gets emptyquoted like ten times wtf
2. i dont want to, gross
3. dude in that ewok costume is probably dead of some midget disease

Blast of Confetti posted:

t he realization that tomorrow is a new day & that there is always hope :)

1. http://www.worldometers.info/ scroll down and watch a child die like every 5 seconds then tell me about hope
2. the sun leaving my field of view doesnt create a blank slate. its just one big continuous circle of poo poo.
3. people are about as easy to kill as a water balloon. any one of us could be dead tomorrow.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
your posting

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

155mm Howitzer, M777

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

man thats gross posted:

im not doing poo poo like this anymore

gently caress you the APA is a legitimately good piece of legislature

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

zimboe posted:

If you like Negroes, rap and crack they are I suppose, Biblecorn.

However the whores are cheaper. Which is good.

i do, thanks

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Torka posted:

1. not large enough to give birth comfortably
2. absurd proximity to anus leads to constant risk of infection
3. expels bloody mucus every month whenever not pregnant

Most of these are just bad things about HAVING one. What if my enjoyment of them comes from interacting with them? The third one still applies, I guess.

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




The republican party

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