R.I.P. David Hendricks, aka GOM

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Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

Three flavours in a jam is one too many.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 13:35

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:34

Spiller: Apr 28, 2010

Oh I must have thought it was the wrong monday somehow, assuming it's mine that's gone through. if not let me know, I had some Paypal trouble too

# ? Mar 12, 2014 13:35

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
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Spiller posted:

Oh I must have thought it was the wrong monday somehow, assuming it's mine that's gone through. if not let me know, I had some Paypal trouble too

I got it thanks!

# ? Mar 12, 2014 13:39

Butterfly Valley: Apr 19, 2007; I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Just gonna leave this here

GOM posted:

Pissflaps knows poo poo all about cooking a turkey.

You want a good, juicy turkey, do the following:

Obtain the following ingredients now:

10 sprigs thyme
6 sprigs sage
4 sprigs rosemary
4 cloves garlic, chopped
2 teaspoons celery seed
1/2 teaspoon coarsely ground black pepper
1/2 cup kosher salt
2 tablespoons sugar

Use a food processor to mix it all up. Take the mixture and coat the turkey with it, using it with abandon, or generously.

Put the turkey into a seal able plastic bag (a 2 gallon size will likely be required).

Refrigerate for 3 days.

On the 4th day, take the turkey out of the bag and wash off all the mixture. Return the turkey to the bag and refrigerate for another day.

Cook:

Preheat your oven to 425 degrees Fahrenheit.

Put the turkey on a rack in a roasting pan.

Upon putting the turkey in the heated oven, reduce the heat to 325 degrees.

It will take 20-30 minutes a pound to be done; use an instant read thermometer to double check; should read ~165 in the thickest portion of the thigh.

When done, take out of oven and let it rest for at least a half an hour.

Carve and serve.

If you stuff the bird, the time will go up. I recommend not stuffing the bird and making stuffing, if desired, separately.

The dry brine will ensure a juicy and flavorful bird. gently caress pancetta as it will not give you the results the above will...

And a 4 kilo bird is loving small, by American standards.

Edit: the heat should be reduced to 325, not 350, so I fixed it.

BTW, this dry brine never fails.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 13:46

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

Butterfly Valley posted:

Just gonna leave this here

my mouths watering gently caress

# ? Mar 12, 2014 14:01

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

It is a top turkey recipe and everyone should do it.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 15:03

The Big Taff Man: Nov 22, 2005; Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16; Fan of Britches

Total Meatlove posted:

Thanks Ibrox. Ive gone to buy the jam jars a few times but couldnt even find them in Lakeland.

Will make some next week and just stick it in a normal jar

# ? Mar 12, 2014 15:11

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

Make sure you sterilise those jars.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 15:12

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Taff posted:

Thanks Ibrox. Ive gone to buy the jam jars a few times but couldnt even find them in Lakeland.

Will make some next week and just stick it in a normal jar

TK Maxx normally have some jars in their homeware bit if you've got one nearby.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 15:13

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
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I have an update for everyone.

We now have donations from 62 lovely ladies and gentlemen for a total of $2,695.49.

Freaking awesome. Don't stop now!

Also the UK is leading North America in number of donations by 26 to 22...

# ? Mar 12, 2014 15:44

chuggo is BACK: Jul 1, 2008; "Chuggo"

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7 more donations then stop

# ? Mar 12, 2014 15:47

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

Suqit posted:

a total of $2,695.49.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 15:49

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

chuggo is BACK posted:

7 more donations then stop

agreed

# ? Mar 12, 2014 15:52

not not luvd: Nov 17, 2006; My Arse!

# ? Mar 12, 2014 15:54

DrWrestling69: Feb 4, 2008; Tracyanne...

Suqit posted:

I have an update for everyone.

We now have donations from 62 lovely ladies and gentlemen for a total of $2,695.49.

Freaking awesome. Don't stop now!

Also the UK is leading North America in number of donations by 26 to 22...

This is really nice

# ? Mar 12, 2014 18:15

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

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Suqit I think I did the paypal thing right but I've literally never used it before (even though I had an account already :iiam:

) so can you check if you got it?

# ? Mar 12, 2014 19:20

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
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EvilHawk posted:

Suqit I think I did the paypal thing right but I've literally never used it before (even though I had an account already ) so can you check if you got it?

I got it! Thanks so much.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 19:59

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Here we are with your daily donation update.

We now are represented by 67 unique posters who have bonded together to raise $2,835.61!

We are perilously close to the 3k mark, as well as the 69 poster level. I know we can crack both of these. Every time I see a donation come through I am once again amazed at the kindness and generosity of the men and women across the world that post here together.

Locations to date, if I don't have yours here, shoot me an email! There are a few of you I still don't know where you are from...

Wales
New Jersey
France
Oklahoma
Maryland
NYC
England
Greece
Costa Rica
England
Massachussets
England
Wales
California
England
Denmark
Illinois
England
Wales
England
Switzerland
New Jersey
Georgia
North Carolina
England
Germany
England
Texas
Scotland
England
Norway
Kentucky
Canada
England
Canada
Texas
Ireland
England
England
England
Canada
Australia
Ohio
Oklahoma
England
Poland
New Zealand
England
England
England
Arizona
England
Washington
Australia
England
Australia
England
England
England
Canada
England
North Carolina
Switzerland

# ? Mar 13, 2014 15:26

rats off to ya: Jul 22, 2008

C'mon fellow Californians!

# ? Mar 13, 2014 16:03

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

$3003 from 69 donaitions would be nice imo

would involve quite a large donation from 2 people though

# ? Mar 13, 2014 16:34

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

i'm completely broke at the moment so havent donated yet and won't be able to before the deadline but will add to the total later

# ? Mar 13, 2014 21:37

Soylent Green: Oct 29, 2004; It's people

Last week at work this got to me in a really weird way. I mostly lurk in here, I read PWM from time to time but I never have much worth saying so I've never really interacted with David directly. He always came across as an all around nice guy and I miss him all the same. I've been on here for nearly 10 years and you all mean something to me in a way that I can't really articulate. I hope his family are doing okay.

I tried to send you a PM Suqit but your inbox is full. Donation's in regardless! I'll have totally killed your hopes of hitting a funny number though guys

# ? Mar 13, 2014 22:43

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:

i'm completely broke at the moment so havent donated yet and won't be able to before the deadline but will add to the total later

Send me an email.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 22:47

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Soylent Green posted:

Last week at work this got to me in a really weird way. I mostly lurk in here, I read PWM from time to time but I never have much worth saying so I've never really interacted with David directly. He always came across as an all around nice guy and I miss him all the same. I've been on here for nearly 10 years and you all mean something to me in a way that I can't really articulate. I hope his family are doing okay.

I tried to send you a PM Suqit but your inbox is full. Donation's in regardless! I'll have totally killed your hopes of hitting a funny number though guys

Sorry I'll clean out my inbox but I did get your donation!

Thanks so much.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 22:48

Ho Chi Meeeeee: Jun 13, 2008; let me shovel out your brains
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Suqit: I too will not be able to donate until I get paid again. Please do not think ill of me.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 22:50

Was Taters: Jul 30, 2004; Here comes a regular

Hey Suqit, any chance your workplace does matching?

# ? Mar 14, 2014 01:29

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
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Was Taters posted:

Hey Suqit, any chance your workplace does matching?

Doubtful but I can always ask.

# ? Mar 14, 2014 05:34

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Add the 305 to that list :wink:

# ? Mar 14, 2014 05:47

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:

Suqit: I too will not be able to donate until I get paid again. Please do not think ill of me.

Bitch what you spent on booze....

# ? Mar 14, 2014 12:16

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

How much is needed to get 3K or whatever and how far off 69 donations or whatever?

# ? Mar 14, 2014 12:47

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

fat gay nonce posted:

How much is needed to get 3K or whatever and how far off 69 donations or whatever?

We are at 69 donations for a total of $2,901.80

We can also add Scotland and Florida to places donations came from.

# ? Mar 14, 2014 14:57

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

blah, who hosed up the total donations?

When does it close? I'm happy to bump it up the rest of the way to 3K

# ? Mar 14, 2014 14:59

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

fat gay nonce posted:

blah, who hosed up the total donations?

When does it close? I'm happy to bump it up the rest of the way to 3K

Suqit posted:

To clear something up, I'm accepting donations until at least next Monday March 17th! It's not too late!!

# ? Mar 14, 2014 15:01

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

where do I send monies?

# ? Mar 14, 2014 15:02

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

fat gay nonce posted:

blah, who hosed up the total donations?

When does it close? I'm happy to bump it up the rest of the way to 3K

Thank you Bunny,

I am keeping it open through March 17th.

If someone is interested in donating but cannot by the 17th, please send me an email and we can work something out.

# ? Mar 14, 2014 15:03

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

fat gay nonce posted:

where do I send monies?

Paypal me at my first name dot last name @ gmail dot com.

If you've forgotten my name (for shame!) its in the OP in spoilers OP.

# ? Mar 14, 2014 15:05

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

Suqit posted:

Paypal me at my first name dot last name @ gmail dot com.

If you've forgotten my name (for shame!) its in the OP in spoilers OP.

# ? Mar 14, 2014 15:07

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
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We have reached another landmark

Amazingly, incredibly it is over ~~9000~~ 3000!!!

Two more generous donations from England and Nebraska.

6 officials trained boys and girl. Incredible.

We can certainly get to 7 or 8 by Monday.

# ? Mar 14, 2014 15:16

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

nice, nice.

# ? Mar 14, 2014 15:22

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:34

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Amazing stuff. Good job everybody!

# ? Mar 14, 2014 15:24

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