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I was at a restaurant a couple of years back and wrestling was on the television. Vince McMahon was walking down the aisle to the ring and I asked my friend if the WWF guy broke his spine recently. He informed me that no, that was Vince's horrid attempt at having a swagger.
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Bow-street Bastard posted:Is Ric Flair still in it?  Ric Flair is eternal. Edit: Princess RALPH!! posted:I was at a restaurant a couple of years back and wrestling was on the television. Vince McMahon was walking down the aisle to the ring and I asked my friend if the WWF guy broke his spine recently. He informed me that no, that was Vince's horrid attempt at having a swagger. Vince strut dude. People only wish they had his game. 
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Mar 9, 2014 19:11
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he has the proportions of a rob liefeld drawing
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Mar 9, 2014 19:38
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that poo poo would be floppin like david byrne's big suit if it were on a regular size dude
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Mar 9, 2014 20:09
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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:Vince strut dude. People only wish they had his game. is he just really high? he's just really high, isnt he
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Mar 9, 2014 20:12
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:is he just really high? he's just really high, isnt he if I were rich I'd walk like that everywhere all the time
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Mar 9, 2014 20:31
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Personally I would ride on a super sweet segway.
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Mar 9, 2014 20:42
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great poo poo from months ago fyad, as usual
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Mar 9, 2014 20:43
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CaptainQuirk posted:This was going around couple of years ago drat this is the darkest thing I've seen all week.
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Mar 9, 2014 21:08
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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:
I'm surprised you didn't use clips from that old original Star Trek episode where they run into Space Lincoln. Which actual show is the bridge set from? GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:
When I was a really little kid I walked like that for a little while. Of course, my motivation was liking the muppets on Seasme Street. I could see a Muppet Vince McMahon. EDIT: Also this clip brings back serious memories of the "flesh suit" guy from the first Men in Black. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Mar 9, 2014 |
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Mar 9, 2014 21:23
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psymonkey posted:drat this is the darkest thing I've seen all week. Jesus christ no kidding.
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Mar 9, 2014 22:19
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from trailer park to billionaire
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Mar 9, 2014 22:23
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AE-35 Unit posted:if I were rich I'd walk like that everywhere all the time because you'd be high everywhere all the time?
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Mar 9, 2014 22:33
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CaptainQuirk posted:This was going around couple of years ago lol
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Mar 9, 2014 23:40
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:because you'd be high everywhere all the time? prolly yeah
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Mar 10, 2014 01:01
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What happened with his daughter? I used to watch WWE when the whole lot of them was on she would turn into some crazy whore that slept with her brother and then The Game and was pregnant or.... it got hazy. And weird. I must've blocked all that out.
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Mar 10, 2014 01:31
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Haverchuck posted:great poo poo from months ago fyad, as usual AE-35 Unit posted:prolly yeah
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Mar 10, 2014 02:31
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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:Vince strut dude. People only wish they had his game. He has game like Herman Munster.
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Mar 10, 2014 03:32
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samizdat posted:He has game like Herman Munster. lol
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Mar 10, 2014 04:00
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Sonrisa posted:What happened with his daughter? I used to watch WWE when the whole lot of them was on she would turn into some crazy whore that slept with her brother and then The Game and was pregnant or.... it got hazy. And weird. I must've blocked all that out. She just shrieks on the mic now.
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Mar 10, 2014 08:32
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Still married to Triple H, though.
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Mar 10, 2014 08:36
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bathroom sounds posted:
Doesn't need a source because it's the ultimate gif.
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Mar 10, 2014 09:09
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I love Vince McMahon because he is just so god drat eager to make himself look like a total buffoon at every opportunity. All he had to do was act like a lecherous old man as a hot girl danced on a table. Instead he makes a series of increasingly expressive cartoon faces, then launches himself out of his own chair.
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Mar 10, 2014 09:12
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Yeah, my feelings about him are mixed because he's so willing to be a clown but he's also probably a pretty ruthless individual.
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Mar 10, 2014 09:17
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Captain Backslap posted:Yeah, my feelings about him are mixed because he's so willing to be a clown but he's also probably a pretty ruthless individual. That's just a character, he's actually a nice dude in real life And you'd probably be willing to be a buffoon as well if it meant you made billions of dollars
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Mar 10, 2014 09:19
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AHH F\UGH posted:That's just a character, he's actually a nice dude in real life You could argue his attitude with the indie promotions while he was setting up the WWF and slowly turning it into what it is today was pretty ruthless. But then again I kind of agree with Jim Cornette on that one, in that the people running the indies were dinosaurs who refused to change and thought the way they were doing things was the only way to do them. Vince sure helped speed them to their demise, but they were going to get there sooner or later either way.
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Mar 10, 2014 09:26
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Optimizing 318 frame gifs loving sucks  
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Mar 10, 2014 09:48
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If they ever make a Vince McMahon biopic or even a decent independent biography (which probably isn't going to happen while he's still alive) I would be all over that poo poo because I've never watched wrestling but the juxtaposition between goofy good-natured entertainer and ruthless businessman is legitimately fascinating and the dude has complete control over the WWF so everything that comes out of it is pretty much his singular, unadulterated vision.
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Mar 10, 2014 09:51
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...of SCIENCE! posted:If they ever make a Vince McMahon biopic or even a decent independent biography (which probably isn't going to happen while he's still alive) I would be all over that poo poo because I've never watched wrestling but the juxtaposition between goofy good-natured entertainer and ruthless businessman is legitimately fascinating and the dude has complete control over the WWF so everything that comes out of it is pretty much his singular, unadulterated vision. When Vince dies and someone writes the Masters of Doom/that book that just came out about Marvel Comics in the 60's-90's/Pirates of Silicone Valley about the rise of the WWE, it's going to be fantastic. It seems like something the Wrestlecrap guys would do well at, as their previous book about the death of WCW was already a good read.
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Mar 10, 2014 09:54
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Shut up about whether or not Vince McMahon is a real life looney tunes character or Ebenezer Scrooge's muscly ancestor and post some more pictures and poo poo.
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Mar 10, 2014 11:24
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no i want to know more about vince mcmahon's time-travel adventures
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Mar 10, 2014 11:44
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Sephardic Homo posted:Shut up about whether or not Vince McMahon is a real life looney tunes character or Ebenezer Scrooge's muscly ancestor and post some more pictures and poo poo. 
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Mar 10, 2014 14:59
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TheJoker138 posted:I love Vince McMahon because he is just so god drat eager to make himself look like a total buffoon at every opportunity. All he had to do was act like a lecherous old man as a hot girl danced on a table. Instead he makes a series of increasingly expressive cartoon faces, then launches himself out of his own chair. its like if guy who played the wizard of oz also played the wicked witch except neither character had makeup or acted differently at all. basically vince mcmahon is the peter sellers of middle america
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Mar 10, 2014 15:02
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Suddenly I realized where I'd seen the vince walk
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Bow-street Bastard posted:Vince if you are reading this re-hire Scott Steiner. This pretty loving great.
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Mar 10, 2014 19:16
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ElGroucho posted:This pretty loving great. It seems to be precisely how the average moron understands probability.
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Mar 10, 2014 19:41
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VectorSigma posted:It seems to be precisely how the average moron understands probability. Its just simple addition and subtraction, no multiplication or division required. 
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samizdat posted:He has game like Herman Munster. 
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