[CONTEST] Casualize Dark Souls and win Dark Souls 2 or forum upgrades!

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Machai: Feb 21, 2013

# ? Mar 11, 2014 02:38

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 13:35

Logan 5: Jan 29, 2007; Bash -> To the Cop

A more narrative-driven experience

"The Chosen Undead was fat and ugly, and really really stupid. He probably only got his humanity through a family connection, that's how stupid he is. Either that or Estus flasks. Also he is addicted to Estus flasks and hookers."

# ? Mar 11, 2014 02:41

Eleanor Pwnsevelt: Dec 25, 2003

# ? Mar 11, 2014 02:57

frank.club: Jan 15, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Machai posted:

Abe is pretty casual, yeah?

# ? Mar 11, 2014 03:19

Chunderstorm: May 9, 2010; legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna

Tipps posted:

My boyfriend refuses to play Dark Souls because it doesn't have this feature in it (like Bioshock, Dead Space, etc) and it is therefore "too hard".

Exploration is part of the fun!

This is great

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Chunderstorm fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Mar 11, 2014

# ? Mar 11, 2014 03:22

Lemonpieman: Jan 18, 2010

this game gif is garbage

# ? Mar 11, 2014 03:52

cock hero flux: Apr 17, 2011

Machai posted:

Abe is pretty casual, yeah?

# ? Mar 11, 2014 05:20

Logan 5: Jan 29, 2007; Bash -> To the Cop

man speedrunning in this game is entirely pointless now

# ? Mar 11, 2014 05:33

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Tipps posted:

My boyfriend refuses to play Dark Souls because it doesn't have this feature in it (like Bioshock, Dead Space, etc) and it is therefore "too hard".

Exploration is part of the fun!

It's really not cool to date the mentally handicapped, awesome picture though.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 08:08

Logan 5: Jan 29, 2007; Bash -> To the Cop

ugh ok just one more then I'm going to sleep

I dont think I actually made the game any easier to be honest, there are some areas that are really pixel hunter-y

_{_{*the pixel knight & solaire there arent mine, found them on imgur, couldnt find a source}}

# ? Mar 11, 2014 08:39

Mystic Mongol: Jan 5, 2007; Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.; College Slice

I don't know why so many people had trouble beating Iron Golem.

Sure it's an Assault class mech, but they took the Bearhunter Superheavy Autocannons off and gave it a striker. A striker. Plus that mage guy in New Anor Londo just sells Medium Lasers.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 08:41

where the red fern gropes: Aug 24, 2011

please be gentle :shobon:

# ? Mar 11, 2014 09:38

Robawesome: Jul 22, 2005

Logan 5 posted:

man speedrunning in this game is entirely pointless now

it's nearly 5 am, I've stayed up all night waiting to play Dark Souls 2. I clicked back on Firefox, looked at your picture and post and, thinking I was in the Dark Souls 2 thread, was all "what the gently caress happened to invasions"

# ? Mar 11, 2014 09:42

Corridor: Oct 19, 2006

Lemonpieman posted:

this game gif is garbage

i should really finish The Void

# ? Mar 11, 2014 11:58

where the red fern gropes: Aug 24, 2011

Mid or feed

# ? Mar 11, 2014 12:56

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Logan 5 posted:

ugh ok just one more then I'm going to sleep

I dont think I actually made the game any easier to be honest, there are some areas that are really pixel hunter-y

_{_{*the pixel knight & solaire there arent mine, found them on imgur, couldnt find a source}}

I loving love this

# ? Mar 11, 2014 13:19

BattleRobit: Jun 14, 2013

Make this happen FromSoftware. Thnx

# ? Mar 11, 2014 14:23

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

BattleRobit posted:

Make this happen FromSoftware. Thnx

The masks in the corner for the mom and pop store is loving inspired haha.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 14:32

Garth_Marenghi: Nov 7, 2011

# ? Mar 11, 2014 14:38

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Logan 5 posted:

ugh ok just one more then I'm going to sleep

I dont think I actually made the game any easier to be honest, there are some areas that are really pixel hunter-y

_{_{*the pixel knight & solaire there arent mine, found them on imgur, couldnt find a source}}

I want this and would never stop playing it.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 15:33

Robert Red Rocket: Apr 28, 2013; CHEATED ON HIS WIFE, SLEPT WITH PROSTITUTES ON FBI TAPES, JACQUELINE KENNEDY SAID MLK WAS TAPE-RECORDED BY FBI PLANNING A SEX PARTY

BattleRobit may have beaten me to the punch (and probably did a much better job while at it!) but that doesn't stop me from posting my :effort:

entry for your perusal!

Robert Red Rocket fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Mar 11, 2014

# ? Mar 11, 2014 15:42

Tipps: Apr 18, 2006; party in the front

business in the back

I couldn't find a GIS of the fog door in front of Bed of Chaos, which would have been much better than Gwyn's door.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 16:14

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

Ragequit fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Mar 14, 2014

# ? Mar 11, 2014 16:22

Machai: Feb 21, 2013

Can't decide if it should be called Infinity Souls or Dark Blade.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 17:03

ulvir: Jan 2, 2005

Tipps posted:

I couldn't find a GIS of the fog door in front of Bed of Chaos, which would have been much better than Gwyn's door.

Bed of Chaos is the only boss that remember your progress between deaths. so the joke would fall flat on that one as it is already part of the game. :ssh:

# ? Mar 11, 2014 18:41

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Machai posted:

Can't decide if it should be called Infinity Souls or Dark Blade.

ty for reminding me that IB will never be on droid

# ? Mar 11, 2014 19:06

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

Logan 5 posted:

ugh ok just one more then I'm going to sleep

I dont think I actually made the game any easier to be honest, there are some areas that are really pixel hunter-y

_{_{*the pixel knight & solaire there arent mine, found them on imgur, couldnt find a source}}

good job

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# ? Mar 11, 2014 19:08