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PoorHobo
Dec 21, 2012
(Alright a little backstory, I learned PhotoShop by myself 10 min ago. Don't judge me)

Cover: http://imgur.com/pF66DiF

In-Game Screen-Shot: http://imgur.com/UJo563v

Back Cover Details:
Story: A doll who plays, is a doll who stays. Have a great time walking in our 1:1 scale world with teleportation codes enabled and see all that Earth has to offer a young girl as yourself. With this very intensive and graphically perfect game, one would never even have to leave their real house. Purchase now and only pay $30 a month* to continue living with the entire world at your disposal! Have a great time living life on YOUR terms, children**. WARNING: Will Lag in BlightTown

(Game only, CD Key sold Separately)

Minimum PC Specs:
MS-Dos compatible ONLY. (No other OS will work for this game)
Hard Drive Size: 783 GB
Processor: Dual Socket motherboard Intel Xeon E3-1280 v3 (3.60 GHz)
Graphics Processing Unit: 4-Way SLI Titan Black
RAM: 128 GB Corsair Vengeance or better


ESRB:
Rated R: Disturbing Pictures
Emotional Violence
Destroyed Phyche
Reason to Believe one actually IS a princess
Uncontrollable fits
Handsome Men

*$30 a month for the first 3 months (minimum contract, 3 Years), reoccurring price of $399 each consecutive month until cancelled.
** Parents are not allowed on same server list as children, for the adult servers, please visit Somethingawful.com
***Children Subject to Brainwashing and possibility of being sold to Dubai Business men.

PoorHobo fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Mar 10, 2014

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PoorHobo
Dec 21, 2012

Sephardic Homo posted:

What the gently caress? Is this a build your own photoshop kit?
Ha Ha Ha, I pretended to make a game of my own with outrageous specs. I'm a Poor Hobo, I can afford nothing close to a build like that.

PoorHobo
Dec 21, 2012
Who won? I guess I didn't.

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