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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I miss that forklift. and some of the shop shenanigans.



I had no idea about the GM warranty thing though, thats pretty tits.


E: what was the hours for pulling that van engine?

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Mar 10, 2014

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Your tech got so hosed. :(

IIRC thats about the book time to pull a engine from the discovery. and that has miiiiles more space.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

DrPain posted:



2) No, but I've hired and immediately fired half a dozen jerkoffs with ASE etc... 'training'

3) We've never got into an Audi timing mess, thankfully, but we do service all makes and models.



2. ASE cert techs always seem to be the children in the shop. I have 2-3 ase cert friends that are scared of a head job.

3. but you did get some british porn!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
4 hours out. 5 hours in. add .5 hour if it has SAI. add .5hr if its a 5 speed or a p38.

Down to loving science. :science:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I hate creepers. they're good at allowing my head to find the low hanging fruits in a vehicle.

Shop cranes should come with square wheels. I think they'd roll better.

Dr.Pain has the best engine hoist though.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Motronic posted:

Welcome to owning a business. Any business.

I still prefer it to being a wage slave.


the 2ish years of the Rover shop I ran was piles of hell for the first year. ended up taking a slave job to keep the rent paid and food on the table. about 13mos in the magic happened and I loved every minute of it. I still sort of hate letting it go to move out west, but the south was killing me.


fwiw: I had fun working in goonshop for a while. and the friday brunch was awesome.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I'm not sure that one makes all that much torque. but its all in the tranny.

You should set up cones and have a parking lot race ala top gear style.

I think the offcamber hill would be tits.

E: reasonably priced forklift hahaha


Once you learn hydraulics its opening a door. a door to lazy. you start with little jacks, and the next thing you know you have a 5hp30 taken apart on your kitchen table.

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Mar 11, 2014

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
god drat you remember that crapillac dude put like 3 cats on to pass emissions? then brought in a bunch of different O2s for us to put on?

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

DrPain posted:





Next up is CSB's favorite 1990 Jeep Cherokee Wagoneer. This very stately single-owner jeep has been around the block a time or two, with the original 4.0 at something north of 270k miles.



YOU.

I. WILL. NEVER. FORGET. YOU.


(and your loving start switch).


It outlived 2 of my rovers. *shrug*

btw, I have awesome gaskets for you to hang on the wall of shame.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
It has special double-stacked headlights and trim too vs the normal cherokar. :jerkbag:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Is that an airtex pump?

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Never heard of it. chinesium I presume?

Airtex was the big sore in my rear end and everybody was pushing em hard a few years ago. I had so many that would die before their second tank of fuel.

Nothing like getting a call from your customer. "yeah I'm in the middle of the woods, 30 miles from the nearest city, I had to walk 5 miles to call you, truck died and wont start, I think its the fuel pump"


Bosch pumps 4 lyfe.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
You always wanted a shop project car. now you have one.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
gently caress that guy in the arse. seriously. It seems to be a thing almost anywhere though. I've had poo poo like this happen to me a time or two.


Hot checks are my personal favorites though.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

DrPain posted:

Can I sublet your expert, discreet, rear end wrecking services? :dominic:




Anything for a friend!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I have never paid for an alignment and never loving will.

Human measuring tape and beam axles have an advantage.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
and with that you should know why I went back to workin on buses. :v:


also: that injector isn't too bad to replace....once you spend 3 hours taking all the bullshit out of the way, just don't strip the stupid torx bolt!

He uh, wants to let the oil pressure bleed down too, they arent friendly after being just ran.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

BrokenKnucklez posted:

I feel like a Ranger with a Vulcan is just so guys can say "Yeah its got a V6", when all it does is just waste gas.

You mean like 3.5/3.9/4.0 rover v8s? :smugbert:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Slung Blade posted:





Seriously though, good luck with that truck, it looks like prostitution happened in that cab. :stare:


I uh, fixed that for ya.

Isn't that one of the-most stolen era of fords too? Like easy enough to break into with a piece of swiss cheese and a butter knife?


but then again, that interior is the anti theft

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

InitialDave posted:

Holy poo poo, how much? For an EGR cooler? Am I missing something here?

I did my own EGR/oilcooler stuff in the 07 I owned. took about a day because a month prior I did em on a E350 van.

Yeah gently caress ever cracking a 6.0 open ever again.

The 6.0 requires car-esque oil change intervals. you canfuckingnot change it like its a 12valve cummins or some other genset-ish engine.



Doublefuck NV and their retarded rear end emissions laws. Atleast in CA I have the option of re-powering my poo poo with a cleaner and or better engine. Here? NO gently caress YOU.


But that doesnt mean I cant keep a second "emission" engine around just for testing once a year. :fuckoff:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

HotCanadianChick posted:

The "6.0s are for Homos" is pretty classy.

Sure makes me want to bro up and get a lifted F350.

I didnt even see that.

At any rate this homo had his powerstrokin' fun for all of 3 weeks and went to a proper diesel. A detroit 2 stroke.

cause 2 strokes are better than 1 very lovely stroke.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Thats just... Gross.



I couldn't be off-road buddies with something so filthy.



Some of my buddies wheel toyotas, but they have other peoples stuff in em to make em fun. I'm OK with those kinds of yotas.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

BrokenKnucklez posted:

Land Rovers are V8 powered twin beam axles, a really kick rear end AWD system, and have 4Lo... with transmissions that stand abuse.

Oh but you want reliable :v:

Actually old Blazers/suburbans before 1991 (I think that's the cut off) came with the same poo poo and better at guzzling gas.

Over the pond rovers are reliable! The "thatll do" clunkers came to the states.


91 for the big box burbans. it went IFS after that.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Thats just the way they like to do it. :v:









I uh, had a falling out with them on this exact subject. HAHA

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Or PT cruisers needing condensers. :suicide:





In hindsight you were pretty cool about the mirror I broke being a clumsy fuckhead.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
That is the best the little ranger has ever looked.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Crazy? Hardly. Awesome? Totally.





also: some of my best ideas were when booze was involved.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Slavvy posted:

I think it's because I'm used to working on much newer vehicles than that, but seeing all those trims just casually chilling out on the paintwork makes my skin crawl.



its not really a big deal in tatooine, seeing as how anything older than 5 years old the paint is absolutely FUCKT.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Preoptopus posted:



Edit; On PCM specialists, we hate calling ours over cause he always shows up with a smug grin on his face, does 10 min of setting up his lap tops, 2 min hitting some keys, and leaving while our whole shop is like "man, gently caress that guy thinkin hes all big with his lap top, lets see him swing a hammer."


That my friend, is where its at.

I felt smug as hell pulling up on a bike to pillage and plunder a land rover via laptop I brought along.

Plus it was a very very easy $100 bucks.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
yes yes yes yes yes yes big truck porn. :fap:


its prolly a old as dirt allison 740. stout trans!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Party Alarm posted:

..... A design fault......



Not in a German car!!


Seriously though. Holy poo poo. I thought Rovers were bad about fuckery. Looks like BMW saved some of the tricks for their selves.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
schadenfreude.

Thats all I have to say.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

DrPain posted:

Because he's a big loving macho man moron who is living The American Dream™ :patriot:
:bahgawd:

Next he neeeds a harley!


Oh wait. he can't fix his brodozer. much less toss parts at one of those fuckin' things.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
you can do it cab on. but no loving way would anyone in their right mind do it that way.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I can not wait for the day you do this.


that truck needs a turbo so bad.
a china made turbo even.

It just needs to be bonkers.



You need crazy in your life.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

DrPain posted:

That viscosity sensor loves to sludge up and fail, incidentally. We've replaced several. The last one, the owner towed it in because the car dinged an oil light at him. :supaburn:

Better than the average jackass that looks at the oil can and keeps going till it farts out half the rods.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
You can swap the headlights/clip into yours.


years ago I put those same lights on a festiva. hah

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

aventari posted:




How retarded must someone be that they can't change oil without getting it all over the garage?

some of us have a 1-1/8" drain plug placed horizontally right beside the driverside exhaust downpipe.
It'll dump 7.5 quarts of high zddp 15-40 in about 10 seconds.



Right on the exhaust system which makes a rainbow of oil.

Good thing 5 gallon buckets and shop sized dust pans fit under the drat thing.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Dr.Pain, I sold the baja bug last Aug.

Actually. I traded it for a road bike.

Probably the best deal I ever made.

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

DrPain posted:



Those are inches. :patriot:



Thats enough inches to get my motor runnin'

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