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Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

My grandma drinks this, I don't know where she gets it. I've only seen Fleischmann's vodka

She's 96 years young though, so maybe it's good for you.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 17:27

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:15

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

I enjoy a shot of Fireball every now any then.

There I said it.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 18:14

Rhombic Drive: Apr 15, 2007

naem posted:

sup

# ? Mar 12, 2014 18:40

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Chinatown posted:

I enjoy a shot of Fireball every now any then.

There I said it.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 18:51

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

My most recent go-to booze. $20 a handle!

# ? Mar 12, 2014 19:11

Lazyfire: Feb 4, 2006; God saves. Satan Invests

Chinatown posted:

I enjoy a shot of Fireball every now any then.

There I said it.

These two women, one middle aged the other older sit outside the former's condo from spring to fall every day after work and yell loudly at each other about nothing and complain about their cats or how the middle aged one's 13 year old's homework is too difficult for them to help while taking shots of Fireball and chugging Twisted Tea. I would never get close enough to them if my dog didn't love attention and drag me over there every time they're outside and they always offer me a shot of fireball and I'm like "goddamn, no, I don't want to look like that."

Basically, congrats on being an ugly older woman with missing teeth and poo poo.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 19:11

Zeno-25: Dec 5, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

squigglechicken posted:

Weller's Special Reserve tastes like Maker's, but again 1/2 the price.

Weller's is supposedly the same mash recipe as the Van Winkle bourbons which are impossible to find anywhere anymore, another good reason to drink Weller's

# ? Mar 12, 2014 19:15

zgrowler2: Oct 29, 2011; HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

Sure, Fireball's not whiskey so much as whiskey-flavored red hot cinnamon hooch, but it's not terrible and the price is pretty agreeable.

also, Bulleit is my jam

# ? Mar 12, 2014 19:21

Zen Punk: Dec 26, 2005; interfaced

zgrowler2 posted:

Fireball's...not terrible

# ? Mar 12, 2014 19:29

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

what is fireball?

# ? Mar 12, 2014 19:30

mailorder bees: Nov 4, 2011; FLUFFERNUTTER

zgrowler2 posted:

whiskey-flavored red hot cinnamon hooch, but it's not terrible

Not doin' a great job of selling it to me, that sounds pretty gross

# ? Mar 12, 2014 19:36

rcman50166: Mar 23, 2010; by XyloJW

but its not terrible, he even said so!

# ? Mar 12, 2014 19:39

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

Zeno-25 posted:

Weller's is supposedly the same mash recipe as the Van Winkle bourbons which are impossible to find anywhere anymore, another good reason to drink Weller's

wellers and van winkle are now both made by buffalo trace

# ? Mar 12, 2014 19:41

zgrowler2: Oct 29, 2011; HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

mailorder bees! posted:

Not doin' a great job of selling it to me, that sounds pretty gross

to each his own - not trying to sell it; only saying that it's a whiskey-based liqueur and shouldn't be judged as something that it's not (i.e. actual whiskey).

# ? Mar 12, 2014 19:58

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Fireball is disgusting. My fiancee loves the stuff and makes shoot a shot with her every now and then. So nasty. Also nasty: That guy who drinks SoCo, die pussy.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 20:07

olaf2022: Feb 19, 2003; Fun Shoe

Copley Depot posted:

what is fireball?

It's like Goldschl�ger or Hot drat in that it's a hot cinnamon flavored sugary booze that will give you a monster hangover if you drink much of it, except Fireball calls itself a whiskey. Wiki says it's a whiskey-based liqueur.

e:fb sorta

# ? Mar 12, 2014 20:10

Chello De Don: Nov 12, 2006; and now i do

Fireball became really popular at my old college in the last year and a half i was there.

I never got away from a night involving that without some serious vom-rocketing going on

# ? Mar 12, 2014 20:12

Duck_King: Sep 5, 2003; leader.bmp

If Old Crow was good enough for General Grant, it's good enough for me!

# ? Mar 12, 2014 20:15

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Copley Depot posted:

what is fireball?

NO DON'T

# ? Mar 12, 2014 20:17

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Arian_Samurai posted:

My grandma drinks this, I don't know where she gets it. I've only seen Fleischmann's vodka

She's 96 years young though, so maybe it's good for you.

there it is - the worst thing in the universe, for real

# ? Mar 12, 2014 21:03

mailorder bees: Nov 4, 2011; FLUFFERNUTTER

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

it tastes like popcorn farts.

I've seen this stuff at the store and kind of wondered, in a masochistic way, if it was good and what it tasted like. I think I'll pass on popcorn farts.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 21:09

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

mailorder bees! posted:

I've seen this stuff at the store and kind of wondered, in a masochistic way, if it was good and what it tasted like. I think I'll pass on popcorn farts.

its sickly sweet, has an oily texture and its a pain in the rear end to pour it out of that jar.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 21:22

himajinga: Mar 19, 2003; Und wenn du lange in einen Schuh blickst, blickt der Schuh auch in dich hinein.

only old crow for my old craw

# ? Mar 12, 2014 21:22

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

Myron Baloney posted:

there it is - the worst thing in the universe, for real

It is the cheapest at my local store for a reason...

# ? Mar 12, 2014 21:29

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

evan williams is the only unironic answer

# ? Mar 12, 2014 21:37

Herv: Mar 24, 2005; Soiled Meat

Roke. posted:

sup

passin the buck

# ? Mar 12, 2014 21:52

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

mailorder bees! posted:

I've seen this stuff at the store and kind of wondered, in a masochistic way, if it was good and what it tasted like. I think I'll pass on popcorn farts.

it's somehow more disgusting and more expensive than real moonshine

# ? Mar 12, 2014 21:54

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

Barkeep, a tiny cup of your finest 'squatch, please.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 22:44

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Blistex posted:

A&W or Dr Pepper?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVG1U-faqHY

# ? Mar 12, 2014 23:54

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

well the first thing is you don't drink blended loving whisky if you're gonna be a human being about it

that's some scrub level bullshit

# ? Mar 12, 2014 23:59

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

comes along bort posted:

well the first thing is you don't drink blended loving whisky if you're gonna be a human being about it

that's some scrub level bullshit

whiskey

# ? Mar 13, 2014 00:01

TabulaRasa: Nov 17, 2005; Ready to fight for right, against wrong!

Whatever gets me drunkest fastest so I can forget about how much I hate people.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 00:02

Zeno-25: Dec 5, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

comes along bort posted:

it's somehow more disgusting and more expensive than real moonshine

It's just unfinished bourbon and it tastes terrible

# ? Mar 13, 2014 00:02

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