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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


how the gently caress do you do "federally illegal activities" in an online magic game

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Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Pollyanna posted:

how the gently caress do you do "federally illegal activities" in an online magic game

MTGOX?

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

MacheteZombie posted:

Where are you finding this info. Must have links to read hilarity!

source is reddit or you could google magic the gathering butts.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/202wd3/i_participated_in_one_of_the_biggest_magic_the/

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Limastock posted:

wow they dont ban many people do they?

they only take action for really serious offenses like making fun of a fat person

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Pollyanna posted:

how the gently caress do you do "federally illegal activities" in an online magic game

I'd bet it was some form of money laundering.

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

TheDon01 posted:

I'd bet it was some form of money laundering.

The only kind of laundering a Magic player can do.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Filthy Haiku posted:

The only kind of laundering a Magic player can do.

:golfclap:

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Filthy Haiku posted:

The only kind of laundering a Magic player can do.

Which is ironic, because most people with basements have their washer/dryer down there

hehateme
Jul 29, 2013

Kaneda! What do you see?

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
gathering the magic

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

This guy whose rear end is displayed is an acquaintance of mine

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

No Cum Left Behind posted:

This guy whose rear end is displayed is an acquaintance of mine

Tell him to lose some weight. Tell him Salt Fish said it.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Salt Fish posted:

Tell him to lose some weight. Tell him Salt Fish said it.

Tell him i said thist too. but DONT tell him my name. Ive been banned from mtg

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
These MTG players need to start buying their shirts from The Duluth Trading Co.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Machai posted:

Someone should go around with a can of compressed air and let these guys know it is not okay to expose yourself in public.

Pretty sure a hangar full of fat Magic nerds are blowing smoke up each other's asses already.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

jhorphear posted:

He is the top person listed on the new ban list

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dci/suspended

lot more bans in the last 2 years, i wonder why

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

1upclock
Sep 25, 2009

Taken completely out of context

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Just want to say again that this guy owns, see you all in the gold mine.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Just don't post this on the main site guys....



George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





The guy looks like a fat and slightly goonier version of Chris Pratt

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Is there a page I can link to in order to share these or do I need to make my own?

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

do manfaye next

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
or dont i dont give a gently caress

terrordactle
Sep 30, 2013

I just had this idea before I scrolled down. Thank you sir or madam; we shall be roommates in hell.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Frostwerks posted:

or dont i dont give a gently caress

to late

ITS ALL FOR YOU

Uniscott
Sep 19, 2013

:blush:

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

jhorphear posted:

He is the top person listed on the new ban list

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dci/suspended

what fresh hell must be raised to ban this many people from a card game tourney?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Maybe they're cracking down on asscrack.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Blue Raider posted:

what fresh hell must be raised to ban this many people from a card game tourney?

that italian guy from 1998 has probably reformed by now, i demand a pardon OBAMA

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Digital Fingers posted:

to late

ITS ALL FOR YOU



thanks you poo poo now im an accessory to some crime

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009




Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno




this is my life at one in the morning

Levarris
Sep 19, 2011

"To win in battle, know your enemy. To win in life, know your weakness."
- Miyamoto Musashi

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
He stood frozen, realizing that snack foods had now taken up a permanent orbit around his planetoid frame:

Svartvit
Jun 18, 2005

al-Qabila samaa Bahth
reminds me of someone




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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
He crouches like a slav

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