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Svartvit posted:reminds me of someone I'm surprised his shins didn't shatter from all that pressure.
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you irl posted:He crouches like a slav Squatin' slavs
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...of SCIENCE! posted:How exactly are they going to enforce the ban, tell the security guards to be on the look out for a fat white guy with a neckbeard? A DCI ban means that you cannot participate in any sanctioned MTG tournament. This effectively prevents him from playing in any organized game at a store, tournament, etc. where a DCI membership is required. Now, there's nothing preventing him from getting a new DCI number, but if he gets found out he will most likely get a longer/lifetime ban
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The guy is a clear dweeb but has produced truly artful photos. I have a pensive look on my face as I study these arses.
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Thanks to this man, I have found God.
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The internet says he's a rapper. But I can't find any example of his rapping. Anyone?
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This fat oval office is pretty cool.
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Dude owns make him the king of magic the gathering
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friends watch porn posted:A DCI ban means that you cannot participate in any sanctioned MTG tournament. This effectively prevents him from playing in any organized game at a store, tournament, etc. where a DCI membership is required.  First World Problems
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Jafo posted:The internet says he's a rapper. But I can't find any example of his rapping. https://freshbreezemovement.bandcamp.com/album/mutated-mechanics
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friends watch porn posted:A DCI ban means that you cannot participate in any sanctioned MTG tournament. This effectively prevents him from playing in any organized game at a store, tournament, etc. where a DCI membership is required. can't he just roll a 30 in charisma and charm the elven gatekeeper?
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So if he is banned from participating in MTG tournaments I guess he can't judge matches, but can he still judge cracks?
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This is the third time somebody has posted goatse in this thread.
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Testikles posted:This is the third time somebody has posted goatse in this thread. It's not really even a clever joke because the whole point is the guy pointing out huge cracks, not huge gaping assholes.
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I don't know, have you met some magic players?
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Neurosis posted:This fat oval office is pretty cool.
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lucas florent said online he was going to rape a female employee of wizards of the coast at the worlds 2011 tournament, and only received a six month suspension for making that threat
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Twenty Four posted:So if he is banned from participating in MTG tournaments I guess he can't judge matches, but can he still judge cracks? i'm not sure, but i think event organizers can actually deny entry into the venue if you're dci banned
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friends watch porn posted:i'm not sure, but i think event organizers can actually deny entry into the venue if you're dci banned From my memory of going to Magic States with some friends once they don't check anything like that. You just can kinda walk in and out of whatever room they're playing in at will with noone saying a drat thing.
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I would say he did the world a favor making people more aware of their rear end cracks, but the fact they're all obscenely overweight means they lost any cares they had to begin with a long time ago. Except those with big bones.
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put his face inside goatse's rear end, as a father would reveal the world to his son.
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All those Asscrack owners should get a ban for public indecency. Also I should be given freedom to see if I can flick peas in each one I see.
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Look at this pilgrim, hands clasped in prayer, his face a perfect mirror of the divinity he witnesses. A holy pilgrim.
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PT6A posted:I think a squirt-gun filled with ice-water would be much more fun. Hot sauce would be funnier.
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That skinny guy has an utz shirt. He is a fan of potato chips.
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Jazu posted:That skinny guy has an utz shirt. He is a fan of potato chips. He's the only one that needs a shirt to advertise this.
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He's a fan because snacking constantly is the only way to keep himself from passing out due to his insanely high metabolism. Thanks, Utz!
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Mikey Bidness posted:Look at this pilgrim, hands clasped in prayer, his face a perfect mirror of the divinity he witnesses. He is in awe of the righteousness before him. These disciples have pledged their virginity to become mighty wizards. They display a strong force of will.
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its good but i'd prefer the prayer hands to pop up
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you were just a crack behind the others
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SaltLick posted:The guy looks like a fat and slightly goonier version of Chris Pratt So like Chris Pratt in Parks and Recreation before he got buff?
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I just looked at these pictures and saw the guy then later in the thread saw the butt crack and then scrolled back. How did I miss the butt cracks originally? I thought we were just laughing at him in prayer. What a funny god drat thread though. Thank you.
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