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Machai posted:Whitney Houston says "Crack is whack. Pull up your pants, nerds!" That big guy a few back is petrified that he's going to win his first round against his future waifu. Maybe he'll fold if he can take her on a date.
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Machai posted:I meant like an actual government issued photo ID, not Wizards' dumb little IDs. If they don't check for those it would be easy to get another Wizard ID and use that instead. They do not check photo ids. The few times I've been around Magic tournaments (states and worlds) you can literally just walk in with no need to register. Anyone can go in and do this without having to register with Wizards.
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Mar 17, 2014 17:18
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Gihon posted:Fedora spotted! As well as whatever that white and blue thing is on that... girl??
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you irl posted:baby got backstory a little more backstory than from what I knew her thats for sure, it is no doubt now though
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Stargate posted:As well as whatever that white and blue thing is on that... yeah a girl with what looks like an unblemished, perfect midriff?  edit: Okay, where was that picture with the girl located. This is getting absurd now. Ignoarints fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Mar 17, 2014 |
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Ignoarints posted:yeah a girl with what looks like an unblemished, perfect midriff? I GISed "MTG tournament"
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Mar 17, 2014 18:16
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My first Magic PTQ I saw a lot of dudes that looked like Bray Wyatt. If the WWE would let him smoke an e-cig on stage there would be no difference.
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Mar 17, 2014 19:02
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This really looks like that one guy from Psychonauts.
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Mar 17, 2014 19:44
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Machai posted:I GISed "MTG tournament" wow, and confirmed. I better leave this thread before I lose my mind
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Mar 17, 2014 20:59
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This guy is funny and cool hopefully he capitalizes on his suddenly forced break from MTG tournaments and keeps being cool 
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Mar 17, 2014 21:37
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JawKnee posted:This guy is funny and cool Lose 150 lbs, shave, and he may actually have a chance with a real (and not fat) girl.
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Mar 17, 2014 21:57
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Looks bit like a Gurm sized Jon snow
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Mar 17, 2014 22:32
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never trust an elf posted:Looks bit like a Gurm sized Jon snow Is that some sort of crack?
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Mar 17, 2014 22:37
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http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74327 This is an actual card
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Mar 17, 2014 23:22
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Rivethead posted:Is that some sort of crack? Given the subject matter, it was more of a jape.
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Mar 17, 2014 23:26
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turbomoose posted:http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74327 tap that rear end (mana)
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Mar 17, 2014 23:33
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Well it's from that joke set so I mean you know
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Mar 17, 2014 23:37
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Taima posted:Well it's from that joke set so I mean you know
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Machai posted:Whitney Houston says "Crack is whack. Pull up your pants, nerds!" Lol, the guy across from the chick looks utterly stunned. This is an awesome idea. I bet she makes mad bank scamming people in trades.
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Orange Cat posted:Lol, the guy across from the chick looks utterly stunned. No he's not stunned, it's just a play of light on his triple chin or something.
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turbomoose posted:http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74327 http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74224 Also an actual card (from the same joke set)
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:how is this a divisive issue? are there really people arguing for asscrack freedom? people are arguing that he shouldn't have gotten in trouble for it because there's nothing in the rules saying you can't take pictures of people's asscracks and posting them online because how is that mocking or humiliating anyone maaaaan people should pull up their pants and poo poo but that doesn't mean wotc shouldn't do anything about this dude
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 you irl posted:He crouches like a slav Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Mar 18, 2014 |
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Mar 18, 2014 03:56
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cammy14 posted:http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74224 That whole set should be mandatory in every game ever. http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74292
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Mar 18, 2014 04:36
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this guy got in time for this: http://time.com/20074/player-exposes-magic-the-gathering-for-all-its-cracked-up-to-be/ lol
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:this guy got in time for this: http://time.com/20074/player-exposes-magic-the-gathering-for-all-its-cracked-up-to-be/ lol at time using the word creep-shotting I bet the intern rewriting reddit posts makes minimum wage tho
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...of SCIENCE! posted:I don't have any images handy but there are actually cases where comic shop owners have had to put up signs telling people to wash their greasy assholes and put on deodorant if they wanted to participate in game tournaments. Nerd conventions also give away bars of soap and sticks of deodorant because personal hygiene is such a problem for these people. Confirmed. My local card/game shop had to put signs up and also has a collection jar for replacing broken chairs from fat fucks sitting in them. The tabletop gamers are the worst. Before they started enforcing the bathing/hygiene rules, it smelled like a midsummer cardboard shoebox of hot rear end in a top hat. The guy working there said, "It smells like butthole that's been peed into." Anime Central in Chicago's mascot is a giant bar of soap and the program reminds con-goers to shower and sleep.
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Mar 18, 2014 07:44
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Vacation Tenzin posted:It smells like butthole that's been peed into lol
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Mar 18, 2014 10:06
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Vacation Tenzin posted:Confirmed. My local card/game shop had to put signs up and also has a collection jar for replacing broken chairs from fat fucks sitting in them. The tabletop gamers are the worst. Before they started enforcing the bathing/hygiene rules, it smelled like a midsummer cardboard shoebox of hot rear end in a top hat. The guy working there said, "It smells like butthole that's been peed into." Some conventions have outdoor fans that spray mists of water to cool people off when they are outside. Maybe they need to have a fan that constantly sprays Axe body spray. It will still smell bad, but it won't smell like sweaty rear end anymore at least.
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:this guy got in time for this: http://time.com/20074/player-exposes-magic-the-gathering-for-all-its-cracked-up-to-be/ Person of the year, calling it
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Some conventions have outdoor fans that spray mists of water to cool people off when they are outside. no, then it will smell like asses that are sweating Axe body spray- they should just be run through a carwash.
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Mar 18, 2014 12:31
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Vacation Tenzin posted:The guy working there said, "It smells like butthole that's been peed into." Sublime poetry.
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Vacation Tenzin posted:"It smells like butthole that's been peed into." That's a great description and I'll be using it from here on out. Also, the picturing the act of of someone peeing into a butthole made me laugh. I shouldn't have but I did.
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Funkysauce posted:Also, the picturing the act of of someone peeing into a butthole made me laugh. I shouldn't have but I did. I imagine it makes the same sound as pouring water into a deep jug. SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Some conventions have outdoor fans that spray mists of water to cool people off when they are outside. This is more confusing than the Occam's Razor posts. You want to spray Axe everywhere because you DON'T want things to smell like swamp rear end?
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a butthole that's been peed into is a v good way to describe the overpowreing odor of a bunch of nerds in one space
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let me tell you about the time we held a yugioh regional on free comic book day, just as soon as i get out of therapy
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