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Zamboni Jesus
Jul 3, 2007

We don't really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say
only like 40 more seasons until the wild card

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Bob Shabazz
Oct 21, 2008

At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.
Is this the year that the NL finally takes a second World Series? (no)

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?

Bob Shabazz posted:

Is this the year that the NL finally takes a second World Series? (no)

I dunno, I think I've got a decent shot.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Wait is Cincinnati seriously still the only NL team to win a championship?

Bob Shabazz
Oct 21, 2008

At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.
I still hang my head in shame for allowing it.

Zamboni Jesus
Jul 3, 2007

We don't really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say
well that six game losing streak thus far pretty much ended what little hope of coming back to take the division i had

AlleyViper
Sep 15, 2007

Oh, there's plenty of other balls in the sea. Plus, you're not very talented.

Zamboni Jesus posted:

well that six game losing streak thus far pretty much ended what little hope of coming back to take the division i had

gardenald
Jul 23, 2007

In the end, it comes down to throwing one pitch after another, and seeing what happens. With each new consequence, the game begins to take shape.

Zamboni Jesus posted:

well that six game losing streak thus far pretty much ended what little hope of coming back to take the division i had

Meanwhile, in the NL West



(it's not as bad as all that but I'ma have to get hella lucky/pull off a great midseason trade to have a chance at taking down PMP)

vvv NL West, I mean. :downs:

gardenald fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Apr 22, 2014

saffi faildotter
Mar 2, 2007

How dare you sully the good name of Detroit, city of industry and the future

AlleyViper
Sep 15, 2007

Oh, there's plenty of other balls in the sea. Plus, you're not very talented.

Bob Shabazz posted:

Is this the year that the NL finally takes a second World Series? (no)

Correct

Pumpkin McPastry posted:

AV would be in 2nd in this division.

Incorrect

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
lol sure wait like 2 weeks and then pop in

AlleyViper
Sep 15, 2007

Oh, there's plenty of other balls in the sea. Plus, you're not very talented.
I only just found out about this thread like a day or two ago okay

uublog
Jul 19, 2012

"World Champions. WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS." - Chase Utley, October 31, 2008; Broad Street, Philadelphia, PA
I didn't expect my team to be hot garbage, but then again, I also figured I would check on 'em an appropriate number of times, so... oops, my bad. Had I remembered how bad I thought the division was going to be, I might have, though! Anyway, here's how the lottery looks atm:

code:
	Team			Owner	Record	GB
1. St. Louis Budweisers		EB	36-73	--
2. Boston Funky Bunch		murph	41-68	5
3. Cincinnati Dead Air		Pecota	42-67	6
4. Philadelphia Whiz Wits	me	43-66	7
5. New York Exxon Valdez	kensei	44-65	8
6. Washington St. Claires	Nero	45-64	9
-----
T-7. Pittsburgh Alleghenys	Ivan	50-59	14
T-7. NY Toot Toot We're Trains	AU	50-59	14
I think it's gonna be a helluva battle to see how 2-6 shakes out. May the... best... tanker... win?

Capt Murphy
Nov 16, 2005

Tanking is for chumps. We're just keepin' it real in Beantown. Word.

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
Not sure that trade saved Devo's season :(

Devo
Jul 9, 2001

:siren:Caught Cubs Posting:siren:

Pumpkin McPastry posted:

Not sure that trade saved Devo's season :(

In fact it has done quite the opposite. Not Enos's fault, but the rest of my team has started to suck.

Nerokerubina
Jun 7, 2007

I think swords are neat. Do you think swords are neat?!
Note that for anyone looking for a last-minute pre-playoff trade, Allie Reynolds (SP), Dale Mitchell (OF), and Johnny Groth (OF) are all available and mostly rested.

Zamboni Jesus
Jul 3, 2007

We don't really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say

Nerokerubina posted:

Note that for anyone looking for a last-minute pre-playoff trade, Allie Reynolds (SP), Dale Mitchell (OF), and Johnny Groth (OF) are all available and mostly rested.

lol playoffs

:sigh:

Nerokerubina
Jun 7, 2007

I think swords are neat. Do you think swords are neat?!

Zamboni Jesus posted:

lol playoffs

:sigh:

my team is doing much better than i expected it to down the stretch, much to my consternation.

AlleyViper
Sep 15, 2007

Oh, there's plenty of other balls in the sea. Plus, you're not very talented.

Zamboni Jesus posted:

lol playoffs

:sigh:

Look man, next time I go on a W14 you just need to tell your team not to lose any games until I do

uublog
Jul 19, 2012

"World Champions. WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS." - Chase Utley, October 31, 2008; Broad Street, Philadelphia, PA
blegh I'm 6th for the lottery now

I don't actually care that much, the '53 draft is the worst for the rest of time

saffi faildotter
Mar 2, 2007

I'm the best manager in the history of fake baseball

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
Gardenald made it way more difficult than it should have been but clinched with time to rest some guys

gardenald
Jul 23, 2007

In the end, it comes down to throwing one pitch after another, and seeing what happens. With each new consequence, the game begins to take shape.

Pumpkin McPastry posted:

Gardenald made it way more difficult than it should have been but clinched with time to rest some guys

:arghfist::(

congrats good luck i guess

uublog
Jul 19, 2012

"World Champions. WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS." - Chase Utley, October 31, 2008; Broad Street, Philadelphia, PA
whooo nero gets my lovely lottery draft pick (I swear I did not at all intend to be terrible this season, my pitching was really bad and I'm not entirely sure why)

Zamboni Jesus
Jul 3, 2007

We don't really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say
this was my lowest scoring team since season 3 apparently, too bad finally scraping together a mostly competent pitching staff corresponded with my offense beginning its precipitous decline

Devo
Jul 9, 2001

:siren:Caught Cubs Posting:siren:
Go PMP, make the shame of being in the NL go away for a short time

uublog
Jul 19, 2012

"World Champions. WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS." - Chase Utley, October 31, 2008; Broad Street, Philadelphia, PA
alright I didn't have anything else I needed to do tonight (like sleep? lol gently caress sleep) so here's the inevitably terrible 1953 Philadelphia Whiz Wits

RENEW (18)
C Sammy White
1B Steve Bilko
1B Earl Torgesen
2B Jerry Snyder
3B Al Rosen
SS Ray Boone
SS Willy Miranda
OF Jackie Jensen
OF Minnie Minoso
OF Carl Furillo
OF George Shuba

SP Murry Dickson
SP Mickey McDermott
SP Johnny Klippstein
SP Walt Masterson
SP Gerry Staley
RP Bobo Newsom
RP Joe Black

RE-ACTIVATE (3)
OF Dick Kokos
SS Danny O'Connell
C Ray Noble

RETIRE (3)
C Bob Swift
2B Roy Hartsfield
RP Willie Ramsdell

RESERVE
3B Bobby Brown - reserve (1954)
OF Jay Porter - reserve (1955)
C Bruce Edwards - reserve (1955)
C Darrell Johnson - reserve (1961)

I was about to announce that I was gonna blow everything up and shoot for the '54 draft because obviously my pitching's gonna suck like heck again next season but then I realized that holy poo poo my offense could be absurdly badass enough for it to not really matter sometimes and now I have no idea what to do

saffi faildotter
Mar 2, 2007

Third straight year and fourth overall with more than 200 home runs in a season (also fifth consecutive leading the league), Detroit also still holds the single season team record with 241 back in 1950

Nerokerubina
Jun 7, 2007

I think swords are neat. Do you think swords are neat?!
1953 Washington St. Claires

Active (15):
Eddie Mathews
Jim Greengrass
Pete Runnels
Matt Batts
Ebba St. Claire
Johnny Groth
Dale Mitchell
Eddie Miksis
Mickey Vernon

Ted Williams (from Reserves)

Ike Delock
Sheldon Jones
Mike Clark
Allie Reynolds
Ned Garver


Retiring (5):

Jack Daniels
Clyde Kluttz

Bobby Hogue
Ed Wright
Fred Hutchinson


Reserve (7):
Don Newcombe (1954)
Jim Fridley (1954)
Ron Kline (1955)
Dick Brodowski (1955)
Pete Whisenant (1955)
Cloyd Boyer (1955)
Bud Byerly (1956)

Zombie (1):
Mel Ott

Since Washington has Philadelphia's 1st and 2nd round picks in 1953, we will "only" be drafting out until the 8th round at the moment.

uublog
Jul 19, 2012

"World Champions. WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS." - Chase Utley, October 31, 2008; Broad Street, Philadelphia, PA
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that I need 4 picks which is really good if I don't start til the third

AlleyViper
Sep 15, 2007

Oh, there's plenty of other balls in the sea. Plus, you're not very talented.

Zamboni Jesus
Jul 3, 2007

We don't really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say

you have brought shame to the al west

AlleyViper
Sep 15, 2007

Oh, there's plenty of other balls in the sea. Plus, you're not very talented.

Zamboni Jesus posted:

you have brought shame to the al west

By requiring 7 games to reach the WS instead of fewer?

Zamboni Jesus
Jul 3, 2007

We don't really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say

AlleyViper posted:

By requiring 7 games to reach the WS instead of fewer?

mostly i just can't read and read it as you losing somehow and then you saw my post before i could edit when i realized you'd won

:effort:

go al west

saffi faildotter
Mar 2, 2007


:(

toadee
Aug 16, 2003

North American Turtle Boy Love Association

As soon as I saw the score I knew I shouldn't click on the box

http://whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=22389745&pid=1&pbp=0&tf=9.95

:suicide:

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
Solly

Pumpkin McPastry fucked around with this message at 02:42 on May 13, 2014

Pumpkin McPastry
Mar 8, 2004

What else do I have to do to impress you people?
Toadee I am just...really, really solly.

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saffi faildotter
Mar 2, 2007

honestly going out 4-0 is preferable to losing 4-3 with a crushing game 7 to me. especially because i've already done that before in this league

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