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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I think that video has a lot of cosmic truths, brother

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
did you guys hear about dr phils dick?

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

no tell me about dr phil's dick

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
how big is your dicks

Abysswalker
Apr 25, 2013

dr Phil sized

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

i've got acreage

Strict Picnic
Feb 10, 2013

by Ralp

Fabulist posted:

I am friends with at least one of every single manthread poster's exes and the penis length and girth average of this thread is v disappointing, I must say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
dr phils dick is uncut and the skin — there's like easily enough of it to roll over a dudes head

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

i saw a pornography once where a man with a lot of foreskin ate a smaller man's penis with his penis it was extremely manly google extreme docking if you're down

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

i saw a pornography once where a man with a lot of foreskin ate a smaller man's penis with his penis it was extremely manly google extreme docking if you're down

that sounds like something my jewish friend charles would do lol

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
charles, my friend from the gym

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

in this scenario is the man loving the dick pitching or the man with the dick being hosed by the smaller dick. the answer seems obvious but the more i think about it the less sure i am. like if you were in prison and a big aryan dude wanted to extreme dock with you against your will which role would he take, is my question

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

i saw a pornography once where a man with a lot of foreskin ate a smaller man's penis with his penis it was extremely manly google extreme docking if you're down
mans dont want that stuff what is wrong with you

Outpost22 posted:

Also roast beef sandwiches.

more of this


whats the consensus on shaving your rear end hair? let it grow, shave it when it gets too long and poop gets stuck in it, or keep it clean for those goatse shots?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I can't believe there was a huge talk about Mongol hordes & if they could subsist on horse milk alone & everyone just ignored the OP's question about breast feeding.

So, gentlemen, if Mongols had the breast feeding technology we have today do you think they would have supplemented horse milk with soldiers designated for breast feeding the rest of the horde because I think they would have.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I can't believe there was a huge talk about Mongol hordes & if they could subsist on horse milk alone & everyone just ignored the OP's question about breast feeding.

So, gentlemen, if Mongols had the breast feeding technology we have today do you think they would have supplemented horse milk with soldiers designated for breast feeding the rest of the horde because I think they would have.

"Let victory in battle lie at the feet of your horses, the tips of your arrows, and the nipples of your breast-men."
- Ghengis Kahn

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

in this scenario is the man loving the dick pitching or the man with the dick being hosed by the smaller dick. the answer seems obvious but the more i think about it the less sure i am. like if you were in prison and a big aryan dude wanted to extreme dock with you against your will which role would he take, is my question

this should be used on those "scared straight" kids. show them the dark side of docking and the crime rate just might plummet

To answer the question, however, we are all different when our masks (or shall I say clothes!) come off, and even the hardest aryan may want to be the receiver of the ant eater behind closed cell doors

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Anyone else rocking a pair of male testicles itt?

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
anyone want to bareknuckle box in my backyard? no nut shots




boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

sether01 posted:

charles, my friend from the gym

You're his goy gym friend

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
It would be cool if you weren't actually friends, just sort of acquaintances, so to him you'd be the goy gym guy

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
My stomach hurts. I don't think the food i had is going over well.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Is he married? if you recommended a good doctor for his wife you could be the goy gym gyno guy

step aside
Sep 21, 2011
Invade this thread with posts by women

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

step aside posted:

Invade this thread with posts by women

no pls, i like the smell of stale beer and cheese farts, keep your flower posts and whatnot in the ladies thread

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Fetus Tree posted:

no pls, i like the smell of stale beer and cheese farts, keep your flower posts and whatnot in the ladies thread

lol if you think we talk about flowery smelling topics in the lady thread

step aside
Sep 21, 2011

Portals posted:

lol if you think we talk about flowery smelling topics in the lady thread

Some people in the thread, that aren't me, are unhealthily obsessed with the poops and the asses and piss of cats.

step aside
Sep 21, 2011
Personally, I am glad that I am not a cat owner so I do not become like that.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

transmen are welcome here

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Portals posted:

lol if you think we talk about flowery smelling topics in the lady thread

Usually you guys are talking about who your favorite furry porn artist is.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
choosing to own a cat implies a troubling lack of self respect

step aside
Sep 21, 2011

boom boom boom posted:

choosing to own a cat implies a troubling lack of self respect

I agree with this.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

boom boom boom posted:

choosing to own a cat implies a troubling lack of self respect

pls note how many times i've posted in the pit bull thread

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

dogs take massive shits, and then you walk with the dog and pick up its poo poo with your hand and carry it around with you.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

when a dog turns on its master, the dog must die. when a cat turns on its master, you move 5 feet away from the cat and wait for it to calm down.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

pick up its poo poo with your hand and carry it around with you.

yeah i just let them poop wherever

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
I have to put my dick down my right pant leg because if I put it down my left pant leg the rubbing will make it grow.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 688 days!)

Do house cats ever kill people?

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
As a FtM transperson, I'm so tired of guys giving me dirty looks in the restroom when I'm cleaning my Shewee in the sink.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

This is a terrible chat thread. Where are the gifs of cute or funny animals. I don't know what any of you are having for dinner. Nobody is talking about spiders.

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step aside
Sep 21, 2011

Shannonmcn posted:

This is a terrible chat thread. Where are the gifs of cute or funny animals. I don't know what any of you are having for dinner. Nobody is talking about spiders.

Men do not have diva cups to put spiders in

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