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Shannonmcn posted:This is a terrible chat thread. Where are the gifs of cute or funny animals. 
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I've been taking testosterone supplements for the last six months and I think my bowel movements are actually getting larger.
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Mar 21, 2014 21:59
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I'm definitely farting a lot more. Guy power!
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Mar 21, 2014 22:00
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i heard testosterone pills melt your dick
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Mar 21, 2014 22:00
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the intense power of too much man hormone actually heats up the shaft & balls and can melt eventually
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Mar 21, 2014 22:01
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Irish Joe posted:I've been taking testosterone supplements for the last six months and I think my bowel movements are actually getting larger. destroying toilets is a fundamental part of the masculine ideal so congratulations on hitting that milestone
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Mar 21, 2014 22:02
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Shannonmcn posted:This is a terrible chat thread. Where are the gifs of cute or funny animals. I don't know what any of you are having for dinner. Nobody is talking about spiders. 
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Mar 21, 2014 22:03
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step aside posted:Men do not have diva cups to put spiders in They could just nestle on their balls. Keep them safe and cosy.
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Mar 21, 2014 22:03
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testosterone supplements make your dick larger and your balls smaller, is what i read in a chuck pal-un-uck book.
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Mar 21, 2014 22:03
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just be careful out there, when it comes to your dick
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Mar 21, 2014 22:04
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when i see a spider i just chill bc my logical man brain informs me that spiders are good and useful, like a cat.
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Mar 21, 2014 22:04
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i kill a spider if the girl i'm with is scared of them because my logical man brain tells me they want my dick more if i rescue them from insects except sometimes i kill spiders bare handed and it really grossed one girl out 
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Mar 21, 2014 22:06
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Irish Joe posted:I've been taking testosterone supplements for the last six months and I think my bowel movements are actually getting larger. Is it that underarm gel, or are they pills, or what?
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Mar 21, 2014 22:07
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Fetus Tree posted:i kill a spider if the girl i'm with is scared of them because my logical man brain tells me they want my dick more if i rescue them from insects You now have spider juice on your hand. That's why.
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Mar 21, 2014 22:07
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Shannonmcn posted:You now have spider juice on your hand. That's why. I'd say that's probably fine as long as you wash your hands really good right after
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Mar 21, 2014 22:08
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i will move a spider if my lady is uncomfortable with it because i am a creature of mercy
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Mar 21, 2014 22:09
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Shannonmcn posted:You now have spider juice on your hand. That's why. i'm a goon, spider juice is like the cleanest thing thats touched my hands in months E: im also a fan of calling my cat over to come eat spiders, its really funny watching a chick balance out her love for floofy things with her disgust at crawly things being ingested by floofy things E2 VVVVvvvvVVVV well, you can keep posting ITT but please keep him out tia
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Mar 21, 2014 22:09
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I routinely rescue my man from spiders. I'm confused about our relationship.
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Mar 21, 2014 22:10
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:when i see a spider i just chill bc my logical man brain informs me that spiders are good and useful, like a cat. if i see a spider coming towards me i usually shoo it away once but then if it gets too close again, its made its choice and needs to be punished. jumping spiders are exempt from this as they own
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Mar 21, 2014 22:10
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I had a big poop. It hurt and was super hot. Thats my manupdate. e: All spiders die.
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Mar 21, 2014 22:11
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Irish Joe posted:I've been taking testosterone supplements for the last six months and I think my bowel movements are actually getting larger. goondolences on your low testosterone maybe you should make a low-t thread. edit: i feel a poo poo coming on, i expect it to happen around 700, because i'm a man in tune with my rear end
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Mar 21, 2014 22:12
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Portals posted:I'd say that's probably fine as long as you wash your hands really good right after But how do you get out the stain on your soul. Slaughterer of innocent spider friends.
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Mar 21, 2014 22:12
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i was hopping in the shower late one night to combat the horrendous humidity and heat and looked down at the floor of the shower, noticing a clump of hair. i was all like wtf, i just cleaned this and none of the chicks that shower here have been here/would leave that in there, but chalked it up to whatever. ended up stepping on it in the course of my shower and it felt like really fuckin' weird so i look down and it was a massive centipede  E: also real talk, are spiders something that comes up in the ladies thread a lot because thats pretty  if so
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Mar 21, 2014 22:13
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^^gross dude a few years ago i was just relaxing and i absentmindedly tweaked my right nipple and a small amount of clear fluid came out. it hasn't happened since, but i check every few days. what gives, mans thread?
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Mar 21, 2014 22:13
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if I find a spider in my apartment I will trap it under a cup, slip a sheet of paper under it and carry it outside I have a special cup I use specifically for this because hell if I'm gonna be drinking out of a spidercup
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Mar 21, 2014 22:14
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Portals posted:if I find a spider in my apartment I will trap it under a cup, slip a sheet of paper under it and carry it outside the spiders are there because they're eating other insects in your apt. hth
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Mar 21, 2014 22:15
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i bet spiders are very clean, like cats. i would sip from the spider cup if i didn't just firmly and gently grasp them with a single square of charmins extra strong.
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Mar 21, 2014 22:16
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Portals posted:if I find a spider in my apartment I will trap it under a cup, slip a sheet of paper under it and carry it outside Ftfy. I let them live under my sofa or in the shower or wherevs so long as they stay out of my face. The dude I live with demands they die, the spider fascist.
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Mar 21, 2014 22:16
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i was off today and i spent the whole day cleaning and organizing my workstation, now i'm gonna eat some grilled chicken and go to the bar 
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Mar 21, 2014 22:16
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Business Gorillas posted:the spiders are there because they're eating other insects in your apt. hth i'm a firm believer in ignorance is bliss//outta sight outta mind also theres really no appreciable amount of bugs where I live anyway, except the occasional 'pede or spider in the summer. but the rats. oh, the rats.
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Mar 21, 2014 22:17
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Is hooking up with a girl who has a 5 year old kid a good idea yes or no?
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Mar 21, 2014 22:17
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yeah sure go for it
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Mar 21, 2014 22:18
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ColoradoCleric posted:Is hooking up with a girl who has a 5 year old kid a good idea yes or no? if its a clear one time thing, sure. any time you cum in or around her after the first time you have a greater and greater likelihood of her thinking you'd make a great father for her child
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Mar 21, 2014 22:19
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no you go and be a father to that boy and you love that boy as if he was your own flesh and blood
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Mar 21, 2014 22:20
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that's what a real man would do
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Mar 21, 2014 22:20
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:no you go and be a father to that boy and you love that boy as if he was your own flesh and blood if you actually wanted to be with that person sure but if you're just looking to get your dick wet that's living on a razor's edge
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Mar 21, 2014 22:22
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a real man is unconcerned with getting his dick wet. a real man lives a life of honor.
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Mar 21, 2014 22:25
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i'm pretty sure that trying to nice guy your way into someone's pants by being positive role models for their children is the most beta thing on earth. its right around cocktails with more than one type of juice in it and talking about your emotions in a sober state.
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Mar 21, 2014 22:27
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:a real man is unconcerned with getting his dick wet. a real man lives a life of honor. Aren't you the guy that got really mad when I kink shamed you that called me the cum police?
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Mar 21, 2014 22:28
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Fetus Tree posted:
it does.
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