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Maoist Pussy posted:Let's, instead, name things in Texas that need to be carpet-bombed: all of it
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Maoist Pussy posted:Let's, instead, name things in Texas that need to be carpet-bombed: TCU SMU Baylor Texas A&M
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Mar 26, 2014 19:41
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I am of this place and I would like to extend an invitation to all other Texas goons. I will drive my truck to your apartment complexes and fight all of you in the parking lots while listening to UGK.
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Mar 26, 2014 19:42
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sell texas to the mexican drug cartels and use the money to pay teachers in america a decent wage
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Mar 26, 2014 19:42
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A man gets held up at gunpoint but shoots the two robbers. The remaining paragraphs of weird military romanticisation are superfluous.
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Professor Tomtom posted:I am of this place and I would like to extend an invitation to all other Texas goons. I will drive my truck to your apartment complexes and fight all of you in the parking lots while listening to UGK. Lets do this, can it be a gun fight instead?
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Mar 26, 2014 19:44
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Beige posted:A man gets held up at gunpoint but shoots the two robbers. The remaining paragraphs of weird military romanticisation are superfluous. god bless our troops
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Mar 26, 2014 19:45
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It can't be a gun fight, you would just start sucking each other's dicks the moment you saw the glistening barrels.
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Mar 26, 2014 19:45
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VendaGoat posted:"He was driving his supercharged black Ford F350 outfitted with black rims and oversize knobby mudding tires. Kyle had replaced the Ford logo on the grill with a small chrome skull, similar to the Punisher emblem from the Marvel Comics series, and added a riot-ready aftermarket grill guard bearing the words ROAD ARMOR." Exactly. Why did they think it would be a bright idea to gently caress with that guy? Especially in a state that allows open carry, and where a permit for concealed carry isn't hard to get.
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Mar 26, 2014 19:45
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i once lived in a south austin apartment complex that, every saturday night, was filled with the sounds of narcocorrido music and gunshots best place i ever lived
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Mar 26, 2014 19:46
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Lord_ExDeath posted:Exactly. Why did they think it would be a bright idea to gently caress with that guy? Especially in a state that allows open carry Texas doesn't allow open carry.
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Mar 26, 2014 19:47
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Feminition posted:texas: everything big but the dicks and the assholes are huge.
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Mar 26, 2014 19:48
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From the moon, Texas is a little dot. From the ground, it's a huge mess! Like Dante meets Bosch in a crack lounge! Texas, the stench of poverty hangs in the air like an old man's nappy. For the kids, it's a depravity supermarket. Where bad is free and society foots the bill. Texas's people are the smashed toes of a lame duck society. A lame duck that's attacking its own feet with a sledge hammer.
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Mar 26, 2014 19:51
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Austin seems more whacky than actually cool or good.
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Mar 26, 2014 19:51
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Lord_ExDeath posted:Exactly. Why did they think it would be a bright idea to gently caress with that guy? Especially in a state that allows open carry, and where a permit for concealed carry isn't hard to get. No open carry but we do have concealed carry. Also the dude was 6'2 and weighed about 230 pounds of pure muscle, he was basically built like an NFL Linebacker. Guns don't make you invincible and these guys learned the hard way.
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Mar 26, 2014 19:51
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How does Texas and Texans manage to so consistently suck. It must take some real dedication to being worthless. They even manage to gently caress up barbeque.
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Mar 26, 2014 19:52
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I've mostly only ever driven through Texas and here is what I noticed Texas freeway rest stop bathrooms have those stalls where the divider only goes halfway up, presumably to discourage closeted gay dudes from having sex in there. So when you go in there, you inevitably see a ten gallon hat sticking up over the divider, and try not to LOL at seeing a real Texas cowboy dropping a deuce
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texaholic posted:No open carry but we do have concealed carry. Also the dude was 6'2 and weighed about 230 pounds of pure muscle, he was basically built like an NFL Linebacker. Guns don't make you invincible and these guys learned the hard way. How hard are your thighs quivering right now?
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Mar 26, 2014 19:52
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I thought I was in the "tell stories of people bad with money" thread for a minute and was really excited Sick k/d brah
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Powercrazy posted:Texas doesn't allow open carry. My bad; you are correct. I could swear they used to though, as well as Arizona. However it does look like a concealed carry license is easy as hell to get there, provided you aren't a felon or anything.
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Hobohemian posted:How does Texas and Texans manage to so consistently suck. It must take some real dedication to being worthless. They even manage to gently caress up barbeque. I think it's because they live in an echo chamber of people constantly proclaiming how great Texas is so they never have any impetus to improve themselves.
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Mar 26, 2014 19:53
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Lord_ExDeath posted:My bad; you are correct. I could swear they used to though, as well as Arizona. However it does look like a concealed carry license is easy as hell to get there, provided you aren't a felon or anything. runs about 170 bucks and a weekend in some country shooting poo poo
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Mar 26, 2014 19:54
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cool story but it's kinda depressing to think that if most religions are correct this dude will roast in the fires of hell for all his wanton murders of various people in the years. oh well, that's life! edit: oh yeah, Texas is pretty normal of a state except the gas stations suck I guess I dunno
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Mar 26, 2014 19:56
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They put out a lot of great football players, like Florida, and the ghettos of California. There seems to be a direct correlation between how lovely a place is and the number of pro football players they produce per capita.
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Mar 26, 2014 19:56
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Yeah.. I live in California now. Here it's like "Are you a cop? Are you a judge? No? Go gently caress yourself."
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Mar 26, 2014 19:57
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My wallet? Sure thing guys, no problem at all, let me just reach over into my mad max style vehicle that I drive around in this ridiculous state where everyone owns a firearm and take care of that for you.
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Mar 26, 2014 19:57
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texaholic posted:Lets do this, can it be a gun fight instead? Piņata style bro. Baseball bats and blindfolds.
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Mar 26, 2014 19:57
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If someone wants my wallet and car they can have that poo poo. that's what credit cards/car insurance are for
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Mar 26, 2014 20:00
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im glad chris kyle got killed by a gun
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NotWearingPants posted:They put out a lot of great football players, like Florida, and the ghettos of southern California. Wrong, My theory is the states with high populations produce more people good and bad.
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Copley Depot posted:If someone wants my wallet and car they can have that poo poo. that's what credit cards/car insurance are for i don't think you quite understand the 'no, thats MINE' mentality in texas
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Mar 26, 2014 20:02
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Copley Depot posted:If someone wants my wallet and car they can have that poo poo. that's what credit cards/car insurance are for it's more convenient to just kill the poors though
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Copley Depot posted:If someone wants my wallet and car they can have that poo poo. that's what credit cards/car insurance are for Yeah, I don't know if I could have the fortitude to murder someone for my material possessions esp when there is a chance I could get them back no problem or call the cops right after, but if I felt threatened with the gun and that they were going to end my life, I would defend my self. But, all in all, I wouldn't get a punisher skull on my truck like some big dumb clown. Point goes to thugs, I guess.
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Mar 26, 2014 20:03
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this is a state where people say Remember the Alamo without thinking for one second about its historical context and just like the idea of a bunch of outlaws fighting against the murderous mexican hordes
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WoodrowSkillson posted:im glad chris kyle got killed by a gun "Live by the Gun, Die by the Gun"
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OMFG FURRY posted:this is a state where people say Remember the Alamo without thinking for one second about its historical context and just like the idea of a bunch of outlaws fighting against the murderous mexican hordes I certainly remember when a bunch of white rednecks got their asses handed to them by some Mexicans and then cried about it for a century afterwards. The Alimo: Ozzy Osborn peed here.
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Noctis Horrendae posted:too many white republican christians but that's kind of repetitive Texas is actually the 2nd most muslim state in the US, after new york Pig Benis Disciple posted:sell texas to the mexican drug cartels and use the money to pay teachers in america a decent wage this guy is trolling
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OMFG FURRY posted:this is a state where people say Remember the Alamo without thinking for one second about its historical context and just like the idea of a bunch of outlaws fighting against the murderous mexican hordes well to be fair if they're proud of them for being outlaws they might be aware of the context
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