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Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
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I feel like mental illness should be a disqualifier for college admission??

# ? Jun 9, 2014 01:04

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 12:28

anne frank fanfic: Oct 31, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I feel like mental illness should be a disqualifier for college admission??

It's actually the opposite. Make sure your essays talk about how mentally hosed up you are to get in.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 01:09

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I feel like mental illness should be a disqualifier for college admission??

I agree. University slots should be given to people who can do the most with them and the last thing the world needs is another depressed fat chick with a literature degree

# ? Jun 9, 2014 01:11

anne frank fanfic: Oct 31, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

I agree. University slots should be given to people who can do the most with them and the last thing the world needs is another depressed fat chick with a literature degree

then who are you going to have sex with while suckling from the gov's gi bill teet for 6 years to get a BA?

# ? Jun 9, 2014 01:13

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

hookers, old habits die hard

# ? Jun 9, 2014 01:15

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

anne frank fanfic posted:

then who are you going to have sex with while suckling from the gov's gi bill teet for 6 years to get a BA?

Townies, duh

# ? Jun 9, 2014 01:18

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

anne frank fanfic posted:

then who are you going to have sex with while suckling from the gov's gi bill teet for 6 years to get a BA?

Your mom.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Jun 9, 2014

# ? Jun 9, 2014 01:37

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Why your mom?

gleep gloop posted:

hookers, old habits die hard

# ? Jun 9, 2014 01:38

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Real talk it's easy to pull pussy it's hard to pull a relationship. At least one worth staying in.

So I just gently caress your whore mom for money, son.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 01:40

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

That was so deep shim I can't even see you.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 01:44

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

gleep gloop posted:

That was so deep shim I can't even see you.

The Jew prefers to be unseen, for fear of the day when the power goes out.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 01:46

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Obama Africanus posted:

fear of the day when the power goes out.

The Sabbath?

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:06

RonJeremysBalzac: Jul 29, 2004

Thanks for the quarter million dollars plus living expenses

# ? Jun 10, 2014 06:43

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

RonJeremysBalzac posted:

Thanks for the quarter million dollars plus living expenses

# ? Jun 10, 2014 07:01

Seyelence: Dec 17, 2007; There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

RonJeremysBalzac posted:

Thanks for the quarter million dollars plus living expenses

sup HPSP buddy

Seyelence fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jun 11, 2014

# ? Jun 11, 2014 00:49

NIGGER DEATH TURBO: Jul 4, 2013; by Lowtax

welp you guys got me beat

# ? Jun 11, 2014 01:09

RonJeremysBalzac: Jul 29, 2004

Your post history says that you're a dental student like me. We've really got it made. Kind of jealous that you got into a school in CA though. I got a loving 24 on the DAT and I only got interviews at Columbia, UW and NYU and nothing from CA when I was a resident.

RonJeremysBalzac fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Jun 11, 2014

# ? Jun 11, 2014 03:03

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

What were you doing that ~~you~~uncle Sam had to pay $15k for books and supplies? Is that dorm fees or some poo poo?

# ? Jun 11, 2014 03:06

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

RonJeremysBalzac posted:

Seyelence posted:

quotin the gently caress outta these

# ? Jun 11, 2014 03:11

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Seyelence posted:

sup HPSP buddy

# ? Jun 11, 2014 03:24

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Proud of you guys.

# ? Jun 11, 2014 03:25

Seyelence: Dec 17, 2007; There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Cole posted:

What were you doing that ~~you~~uncle Sam had to pay $15k for books and supplies? Is that dorm fees or some poo poo?

teef supplies are expensive :haw:

RonJeremysBalzac posted:

Your post history says that you're a dental student like me. We've really got it made. Kind of jealous that you got into a school in CA though. I got a loving 24 on the DAT and I only got interviews at Columbia, UW and NYU and nothing from CA when I was a resident.

It really does seem like scamming the government doesn't it?
Sucks you didn't get CA, doesn't matter in the long run though.

# ? Jun 11, 2014 04:15

its curtains for Kevin: Nov 14, 2011; Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

I got them to pay 7.5k of my student loans I guess. I figured I got an ok deal but :drat:

indeed.

# ? Jun 11, 2014 05:11

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

RonJeremysBalzac posted:

I think of all the idiot fucks who refused to use the GI Bill for whatever retarded loving idiot excuses they have, and then I see you two making up for them.

Good. loving. Job.

# ? Jun 11, 2014 06:09

A CRAB IRL: May 6, 2009; If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Seyelence posted:

sup HPSP buddy

Fees at my top-20-in-the-world university I'm about to study at for essentially the same course: �1,820 p/a, rising to �9,000 p/a if you're not Scottish

We complained like gently caress when it went above �900 a year too

Edit - actually I just remembered dental students and nurses get paid a bursary by default too so we come out with more money than we start with

# ? Jun 11, 2014 13:53

RonJeremysBalzac: Jul 29, 2004

We should all be lucky enough to live in a country that pays for everything, or to have rich parents.

RonJeremysBalzac fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Jun 11, 2014

# ? Jun 11, 2014 14:50

krispykremessuck: Jul 22, 2005; unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

dentists are scum

# ? Jun 11, 2014 15:13

A CRAB IRL: May 6, 2009; If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

RonJeremysBalzac posted:

We should all be lucky enough to live in a country that pays for everything, or to have rich parents.

I'd have thought the most powerful country in the world could manage this but eh

# ? Jun 12, 2014 10:10

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Clamps McGraw posted:

I'd have thought the most powerful country in the world could manage this but eh

You don't get to be the most powerful by being kind and generous. You do it by stomping on the poors.

# ? Jun 12, 2014 11:43

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

How the gently caress are we supposed to kill islams if we're paying for every Caiden and Emma's English degree?

# ? Jun 12, 2014 20:23

Anansi The Spider: Jan 30, 2014; loved basic so much I decided to stay

I probably should call back my loan agency. Theyve been calling for 3 months while I was in bct

I think I owe like 2000. All my saved bct dosh :smith:

# ? Jun 12, 2014 21:17

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

At least you're doing the enlisted thing right.

# ? Jun 12, 2014 21:19

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

Dude just don't pay it, by the time you're done with your enlistment it will have fallen off your credit report AND military pay is exempt from being garnished.

# ? Jun 12, 2014 21:21

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

gleep gloop posted:

Dude just don't pay it, by the time you're done with your enlistment it will have fallen off your credit report AND military pay is exempt from being garnished.

# ? Jun 12, 2014 21:26