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Leximancer
Oct 24, 2010

Mazed posted:

No, no. You should read the Book of Five Rings just so you have the mental image of this grizzled hairy muscleman (or spikey-haired anime kid, either works) sitting very solemnly in the candlelight with some incense burning and maybe some koto music playing somewhere off to the side, painstakingly calligraphing his wisdom; "You should always practice with the biggest swords you can find and also two of them, one for each hand because you have two hands and that is perfect for two swords (big swords). You must consider this carefully."

My favorite continues to be the one that was, paraphrased, "Remember that you can close your fist and thrust it in your opponent's face. For this you must train well." Yeah guys, if you can punch someone in a swordfight you should totally do it.

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