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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

quote:

It took two days of digging for police to find the body of a hoarder who died at home under the mountain of trash he had collected. The 67-year-old Dallas man was reported missing Tuesday.

Because police couldn't enter the man's home through what neighbors described as a 10-foot wall of trash, they had to cut their way in through the ceiling. Even after they made it into the house, the search took days because dogs couldn't smell the man through the scent of dead animals.

Police found a dead raccoon and two dead dogs before they eventually uncovered the homeowner.

"They've been pulling out jugs and jugs of urine and feces and just the things that he collected is amazing," a neighbor told CBS Dallas. "Everyone knew there was a hoarding situation. No one knew the extent."

Hazard crews are now at work on the property, and neighbors have been advised to prepare for an infestation of rats once the house is demolished.

Miraculously, the man's beloved Chihuahua, Buddy, was found alive inside the house. He's been cleaned up and adopted by a friend.
here's a pic of the dog, Buddy :3:



I wonder what the hoarder's account name was

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GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
RIP

Royal W
Jun 20, 2008

That dog looks like he's seen some poo poo. Probably still alive because he ate his owner's face off.

Leopold N. Loeb
Apr 26, 2010

by XyloJW

Rocks posted:



I wonder what the hoarder's account name was


Floppy Dingo

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

why did we stop sending the paddy wagon for people like him

verymoldy
May 23, 2004

Feranon posted:

why did we stop sending the paddy wagon for people like him

Because he's not Irish.

Also Reagan closed down the asylums.

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:



goldmine

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rocks posted:

here's a pic of the dog, Buddy :3:



I wonder what the hoarder's account name was

They found him under a wall of your posting?

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!
Was he fat

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

a creepy colon posted:

They found him under a wall of your posting?

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

myshl0ng posted:

Was he fat

no he was just old and sad lol

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
Why do they always have animals :gonk:

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
RIP Three Olives

A Bug
Nov 26, 2008

MOM GET THE CAMERA!
:potg:

Ponce de Le0n posted:

Why do they always have animals :gonk:

No one else will love them.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
thats a really fat dog

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
RIP probable Pet Island goon

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

quote:

neighbors have been advised to prepare for an infestation of rats once the house is demolished.

Would this be an issue if they cleansed the house with fire?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Copley Depot posted:

RIP Three Olives

Clutter is against HOA rules.

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
DFW represent

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
this makes me feel good about myself, i will now say unkind things about him to seal the sense of superiority

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!

huskarl_marx posted:

this makes me feel good about myself
This but unironically

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wish I could hoard so much of my own poo poo and piss that i eventually die when my garbage pile of poo poo and piss and dead raccoons rains down on me, ending my life in the most beautiful way possible.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

quote:

neighbors have been advised to prepare for an infestation of rats once the house is demolished.

I think this is the most horrifying parts of this, I mean it's one thing to have a mentally ill neighbor down the street but another to have a flood of rats escaping their property and trying to make a new home in yours.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Ferid posted:

Would this be an issue if they cleansed the house with fire?

yes. you'd need to vaporize the house and yard down to the foundation to get all the rats. an explosion/fire bombing would still have large numbers survive and flee.

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW

Rocks posted:


I wonder what the hoarder's account name was

Stop goonshaming. This is disgusting.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Real hurthling! posted:

yes. you'd need to vaporize the house and yard down to the foundation to get all the rats. an explosion/fire bombing would still have large numbers survive and flee.

electric fence perimeter

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

Whichever house is visited by the rat king (dont laugh its a real phenomenon) will have a good harvest and a desire to hoard things.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Trash? TRASH?! I'll have you know that was a 10 foot wall of every TV guide from 1973 to 2002.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

redshirt posted:

Trash? TRASH?! I'll have you know that was a 10 foot wall of every TV guide from 1973 to 2002.

Im glad you survived, man. Shame about your dogs, raccoon, and pet hobo.

Someguy
Jul 15, 2001

by Lowtax

redshirt posted:

Trash? TRASH?! I'll have you know that was a 10 foot wall of every TV guide from 1973 to 2002.

truly priceless

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Kid Gloves posted:

Stop goonshaming. This is disgusting.
clean your room, hoarder.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

circ dick soleil posted:

thats a really fat dog

plz dont weightshame


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


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THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person

Official height endorsed by a medical professional: 5'11.5"

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
it's my character, I'm the Trashman!!

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

it's my character, I'm the Trashman!!

Remember that part in Stephen King's "The Stand" where trash man got a gun shoved up his butthole?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

verymoldy posted:

Also Reagan closed down the asylums.

Reagan was a great president.

Sub Harrison
May 2, 2013

That's a pretty cool way to die though, sealed in with all your trash and animal companions. That's Egyptian cool.

Tofuslob
Jul 9, 2013

Waltzing Along posted:

Reagan was a great president.
He only did it so they wouldn't come for him

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Waltzing Along posted:

Reagan was a great president.

At this point I pretty much find it hilarious that not only do conservatives worship Reagan's blah presidency if you are being extremely generous but completely ignore the fact that that by Reagan's second term the guy's brain was turning into mush from Alzheimer to the point that he only functioned as a puppet a lot of the time. I wonder if these days the media would or would have the chance to basically cover up the fact that the President was routinely slipping into periods of dementia and at his best was having CIA daily briefings turned into movies so he could have a better chance at following them. At the time with the cold war raging it was probably best to avoid the fact that the President had lost his marbles but I wonder if they could get away with it today.

TheBlackPharaoh
May 8, 2007

Three Olives posted:

At this point I pretty much find it hilarious that not only do conservatives worship Reagan's blah presidency if you are being extremely generous but completely ignore the fact that that by Reagan's second term the guy's brain was turning into mush from Alzheimer to the point that he only functioned as a puppet a lot of the time. I wonder if these days the media would or would have the chance to basically cover up the fact that the President was routinely slipping into periods of dementia and at his best was having CIA daily briefings turned into movies so he could have a better chance at following them. At the time with the cold war raging it was probably best to avoid the fact that the President had lost his marbles but I wonder if they could get away with it today.

George w bush was a literal retard, so probably

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naem
May 29, 2011

Anyone see that horders show episode where a guy had a 6 foot tall trash pile maze filling like 3 acres of land around his house?

He was retired and just drove around in a pickup grabbing new maze wall materials all day.

His house was also completely full and he slept in an rv that was mostly full, and admitted that he just peed outside in the trash maze.

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