NFL April N/V: Kevin Costner doesn't play by the rules.

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MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Intruder posted:

For Love of the Game was OK. Especially since it had the Yankees getting perfect gamed

It's like the best baseball movie ever made (love you, Vin Scully) combined with the absolute dirt worst romantic comedy possible. Bill Simmons does not have many good ideas, but his idea of a DVD where every Kelly Preston scene was edited out is something I would 100% buy.

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bewbies: Sep 23, 2003; Fun Shoe

You people who think Tony Gonzalez is not funny are objectively wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldeDg8aG7Bc

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:03

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

I hope you guys are ready for Hard Knocks Oakland, especially if they land DJax

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:03

bewbies: Sep 23, 2003; Fun Shoe

Also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV08SyJ2c4w

THAT MAN HAS NO PERSONALITY WHATSOEVER

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:05

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Blitz7x posted:

I hope you guys are ready for Hard Knocks Oakland, especially if they land DJax

How many times would Black Hole be mentioned

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:05

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

I hope the rookie hazing is giving them Mark Davis' haircut.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:06

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Ehud posted:

Marino would be better if they just let him be angry all the time.

Marino looks uncomfortable when he's happy. Like he's being forced to laugh.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:39

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
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Kevin Costner was upset with Universal for cutting his full-frontal shower scene in For Love Of The Game.

That said, Bull Durham was good.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:50

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

If you film full frontal nudity, you're gonna want it out there.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:59

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Kevin Costner was upset with Universal for cutting his full-frontal shower scene in For Love Of The Game.

The rumor at the time was that test audiences laughed their asses off at that scene because apparently Costner has a tiny dick, so they decided to cut the scene out.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:59

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Off topic about Kevin Costner's dick but I love how the Sports Argument Stadium still has an asterisk next to it. It's been six years since the Pat's perfect regular season. That's dedication.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:03

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Doltos posted:

Off topic about Kevin Costner's dick but I love how the Sports Argument Stadium still has an asterisk next to it. It's been six years since the Pat's perfect regular season. That's dedication.

It wasn't in reference to that.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:03

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Yeah, it's for Michael Jordan's steroid use.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:05

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Kalli posted:

Yeah, it's for Michael Jordan's steroid use.

You would not believe how mad some people get at me for starting that.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:06

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Its been even longer since Bonds

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:06

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

MourningView posted:

You would not believe how mad some people get at me for starting that.

I got one of my RL friends who loves Jordan really mad by citing things in that thread

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:07

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

I'm mostly mad at Jordan being an rear end in a top hat to Muggsy Bogues that one time.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:08

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

It was originally for the Pats cheating :colbert:

17-1*

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:09

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Doltos posted:

It was originally for the Pats cheating

17-1*

It's in reference to Barry Bonds, which is why it's on SAS proper and not TFF.

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zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Draft Day was actually not terrible guys.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:15

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

zimbomonkey posted:

Draft Day was actually not terrible guys.

I'm not falling for your April Fool's jokes zimbomonkey

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:18

Jerome Agricola: Apr 11, 2010; Seriously,

who dat?

Chichevache posted:

I thought the quality was awful, but to each his own.

He's no Emmitt Smith, that's for sure.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:47

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

MourningView posted:

You would not believe how mad some people get at me for starting that.

Pretty sure PSP takes that topic as fact.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:51

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Kirios posted:

The draft is way too far away from the Super Bowl now.

What was the reason for pushing it back another week anyways?

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:56

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Tzen posted:

What was the reason for pushing it back another week anyways?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000205177/article/roger-goodell-2014-nfl-draft-to-be-held-in-may

quote:

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell indicated Tuesday that the league is taking a harder look at moving out of the venue after 2014, and possibly out of New York entirely.

"If we want to move the draft back into the April period, we're going to have to look at other alternatives. Other cities, other venues," Goodell said at the NFL Spring Meeting.

Goodell confirmed the draft will be moved back to May because of a scheduling conflict; it could May 8-10 or May 15-17. Radio City Music Hall now is planning a spring show that could conflict with the draft's timing for years to come. Goodell said he wouldn't expect to revisit New York locations the league has used in the past.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 19:57

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Ah thanks, haha a loving scheduling conflict

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:03

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Zypher posted:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000205177/article/roger-goodell-2014-nfl-draft-to-be-held-in-may

I dig it. Why should New York's idiot fans be the only ones allowed to boo every pick!

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:03

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Due to a scheduling conflict the draft is being moved to London.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:04

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

They should do the draft in St. Louis so nobody shows up to watch.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:05

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

It's even funnier because it turns out the event causing the scheduling conflict had to postpone for 2014. The Radio City Music Hall calendar is now empty for the month of April.

http://heartandlights.com/2015.html

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:08

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Tzen posted:

What was the reason for pushing it back another week anyways?

May sweeps. Seriously.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:16

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Shath Hole posted:

I dig it. Why should New York's idiot fans be the only ones allowed to boo every pick!

Because NY has the highest concentration of different fanbases. If you go to the draft you will see a contingent of fans for every team, including the Jaguars.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:16

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Doltos posted:

Because NY has the highest concentration of different fanbases. If you go to the draft you will see a contingent of fans for every team, including the Jaguars.

gently caress that, I want to see a contingent of nothing but hillbilly Jaguar fans at a Jacksonville hosted NFL draft :colbert:

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:18

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

How are there no other available venues in New York City itself

WELP, Radio City Music Hall isn't available, I guess we're done here in this one block city

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:21

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Probably because it's a thinly veiled excuse, as davecrazy's suggesting.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:23

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Quest For Glory II posted:

How are there no other available venues in New York City itself

WELP, Radio City Music Hall isn't available, I guess we're done here in this one block city

They could just host it in Barclays or MSG. It would probably be better, too. RCMH is their go to because the orchestra section and backstage area are perfect for teams and families to set up in. It's also a really nice venue that's easily accessible by any form of travel in a nice area of NYC.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:24

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Host at AT&T Stadium like the NBA did with their All-Star game that one time, that way no one will understand the selections as it boom-echoes through the stadium and fans can convince themselves their teams aren't idiots for another 3 seconds before the TV lists the pick on the ticker.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:27

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

If they held the draft somewhere on the West Coast I'd probably go, just to say I did it.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:31

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

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Can't tell if this is an April Fool's joke or not:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10709415/donald-trump-approached-buying-buffalo-bills

quote:

New York City businessman and billionaire Donald Trump said Tuesday that he has been contacted by a group looking to purchase the Buffalo Bills.

"People have actually talked to me about the Bills," Trump told WBEN radio in Buffalo, N.Y. "I mean, the group of people called me -- would I be interested in investing, and I'll take a look at it. I mean, I look at a lot of things. I'll take a look at it."

Since the death of owner Ralph Wilson last week, speculation around the Bills' future in Buffalo has increased. Trump said he would like to see the team stay in the city.

"I know so many people in Buffalo, and they have asked me about looking at that and I certainly would look at it, but I would ... if it were me, I'd keep the team in Buffalo," he said. "I think it's something that is really vital to the area. ... It would be catastrophic, in my opinion, if Buffalo lost the Buffalo Bills."

Trump said he is "very good friends" with former Bills quarterback Jim Kelly, who is undergoing treatment for cancer in New York City.

"He called me, and actually his family is staying at one of my apartments in New York as he's going through a very rough time," Trump said. "He's a great guy, and he sounded actually really good two days ago. He called me from the hospital."

Kelly said in a 2010 interview with ESPN that he would try to keep the Bills from relocating after Wilson died.

"I do have people in line that will want to purchase the team and keep it in western New York because I do not entertain any offers from anybody looking to move the Buffalo Bills from western New York," Kelly said. "I just won't do it. I'll do whatever it takes to keep them in Buffalo."

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Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Grozz Nuy posted:

If they held the draft somewhere on the West Coast I'd probably go, just to say I did it.

Should put it in Vegas

# ? Apr 1, 2014 20:32

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