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JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

If they wanted to see pain, they should make TheSoldier a mod.

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Smiling Jack posted:

People think ns58 is a cop, which is even funnier. Hell, they think Mortabis is a cop.

I'm actually reading GBS which is how I discovered Harry in Rio is still alive :allears:

some retard called me a cop and now im hoppin mad!

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
You make fun of us now, on-line, but youll still come running for us when you're cornered by a wild-eyed negro hopped up on reefer and decades of jungle power coursing through his veins... You need us. Without us there would be no "rule of law". Nnot to mention that only some of the people who get given guns and the legal right to shoot civilians with them are tripping of the power.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

The Gip rules clearly make police threads a hugbox that's nothing new.

GIP rules say the mod won't be a nanny taking care of offensive posts, so year that's funny.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
Wild vs Avalanche, what do my canadian brothers think?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

GiP should be a ban free zone we will soon drove the trolls away with our banality.

The banality of evil.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Anyone want to buy my keltec?

The most absurd question asked to a cop thread today

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG

Snowdens Secret posted:

The most absurd question asked to a cop thread today

I dunno, I feel like a drop gun trade zone is essential to any cop thread.

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

Turns out my interceptor is going to be used as a test bed for new internal configurations (mounts, cages, electronic setups, etc).




....which really sucks as I like how my car is setup now :argh:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

If you drop a Kel Tec it might actually go off

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
how does NYPD manage to shoot anyone with a 40lb trigger pull?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Something like %.05 of the NYPD gets in a shooting every year, and our hit rate is actually higher than the national average.

So dumb luck I guess.

We just got rid of the typewriters and don't even have dash cams so don't expect new firearms any time soon.

poo poo, we rolled with Model 10s up until 1996.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Snowdens Secret posted:


Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Anyone want to buy my keltec?

The most absurd question asked to a cop thread today

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Anyone want to buy my keltec?

I say we do a Goonbuy and then someone uses the Keltec as a target and films it.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

JayKay posted:

I say we do a Goonbuy and then someone uses the Keltec as a target and films it.

This person will still manage to get hurt by it.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Branis posted:

Wild vs Avalanche, what do my canadian brothers think?

Avalanche for sure









This is based 100% on their jerseys

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Branis posted:

Wild vs Avalanche, what do my canadian brothers think?

Going with Avalanche because I just don't like the Wild because they murder the Oilers all the drat time (though lately everyone in the NHL gets a go).

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Hey cops is their something you look for before you follow cars? I keep having cop cars do that to me and I drive a red Prius so I got no idea whats up with that.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
theyre prolly just peepin you to see what kind of sissy bitch drives a red prius

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

theyre prolly just peepin you to see what kind of sissy bitch drives a red prius

I'm actually very cool and tough.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
For real though a couple times I stopped at a fast food place to see what they would do and I saw them driving by giving me a bad look.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Maybe some known criminal in your town also drives a red Prius?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm actually very cool and tough.

just flex on them then, all cops respect displays of power and manliness

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

just flex on them then, all cops respect displays of power and manliness

I don't know man, some of the dudes here have a short temper.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

drilldo squirt posted:

I don't know man, some of the dudes here have a short temper.

have you tried upgrading to a smart car?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

beanieson posted:

Maybe some known criminal in your town also drives a red Prius?

What the gently caress kind of self respecting criminal is going to drive a Prius.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

drilldo squirt posted:

What the gently caress kind of self respecting criminal is going to drive a Prius.

Hookers? I dunno.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

drilldo squirt posted:

What the gently caress kind of self respecting criminal is going to drive a Prius.

the one transporting mad amounts of yayo and burners

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Smiling Jack posted:

the one transporting mad amounts of yayo and burners

You would think a van would be easier, also why the gently caress wouldn't you just get a prepaid from a shop, I mean seriously.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoEUIWh88tk

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

drilldo squirt posted:

You would think a van would be easier, also why the gently caress wouldn't you just get a prepaid from a shop, I mean seriously.

a burner is a gun round these parts :cmon:

Edit: well, it was, slang changes like every five loving seconds. There was one week last summer where a gun was a "whistle"

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Smiling Jack posted:

a burner is a gun round these parts :cmon:

Though that was a cell phone? When the gently caress did that change.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

drilldo squirt posted:

Though that was a cell phone? When the gently caress did that change.

A burner is also a disposable pre-paid phone.

Also, a "ratchet" used as a noun is a gun, "ratchet" as an verb is something mechanics do, and "ratchet" as an adjective is i have no loving idea

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

drilldo squirt posted:

Though that was a cell phone? When the gently caress did that change.

It's regional. The Wire taught all of america that burner = phone

gat, heater, burner, etc

There's millions of terms for gun

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

drilldo squirt posted:

Though that was a cell phone? When the gently caress did that change.

It didn't, that's a burner phone. A burner or a heater is a gun. hth

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quote:

"ratchet" as an adjective is i have no loving idea

A slutty skanky ghetto girl

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i like the term chopper myself

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
So why do you think that mod guy freaked out, you guys seem sorta ok.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I drive around firing my gun into the air in quiet neighborhoods, so I'm probably not ok.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I drive around firing my gun into the air in quiet neighborhoods, so I'm probably not ok.

That can't be safe dude.

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


drilldo squirt posted:

That can't be safe dude.

Well yeah, I'm constantly cleaning dead birds off my windshield.

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