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Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

by XyloJW

a creepy colon posted:

comcast owns i pay 60$ a month and download at 6mbps constant. as long as you just get internet and NOTHING else they are great.

lol megabits

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yeah but did you see my addendum

im getting way more mega bits than i ever dreamed

drquasius
Dec 25, 2004
That's about what they charge for that speed. Christ.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

lol

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

drquasius posted:

That's about what they charge for that speed. Christ.



yeah but thats not me anymore THANK GOD

a creepy colon posted:

Yeah i decided to check it out:



I think im ok

Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

by XyloJW
comcast is really funny

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Smarmy Coworker posted:

comcast is really funny

i can see their HQ sky scraper from my house and they are building a second monolith right next to it. p scary company

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Are other providers even considering gigabit? Time Warner is probably swallowed whole. Grande Comm. has $65 gigabit.

Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

by XyloJW

Nonsense posted:

Are other providers even considering gigabit? Time Warner is probably swallowed whole. Grande Comm. has $65 gigabit.

christ theyre offering 50 mbps for $45 and plans past that. comcast what are u doing

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
1.21 jigabits

Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

by XyloJW
time warner max plan is $65 for 50 mbps thanks telecom

stringball
Mar 17, 2009

My parents (different last name) owe Comcast a lot of money, but we're in the same house still.

It's under my name and my SSID, but will they actually care to look into it. I just told them I moved here recently and there were no issues with ordering the service

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

Comcast is loving garbage in their customer support and service offering but you can make it affordable if you're ok with dealing with their abysmal customer support every 6 months to complain or get into a new promotion.

I've been using them for years and would constantly have internet drops or instances where I would have to power cycle the modem. Eventually it got so bad that we couldn't use the internet for more than an hour. They eventually came out and realized that one of the splitters that they installed years ago was terrible and had to be replaced. I later got a $50 service call fee applied to my bill for that which I later disputed. gently caress them.

Comcast will also not allow HBOGO to be used via ROKU. They are loving terrible but at least now, I'm only paying like $70 for their lowest tier of lovely cable with free HBO and their 25-30mbps internet. What are you going to do when the only other choice is ATT's dsl?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Blast of Confetti posted:

Google fiber sends information faster than the speed of light so I don't trust them to not collapse the entire universe in to a singularity while I'm trying to torrent uncensored japanese pornography
:raise: and seed it i hope

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

My buddy has the basic digital cable/broadband package from Comcast and it's loving blazing fast somehow. Download speed is like 10x what I get from my lovely ISP.
I get super loving fast downloads on my Comcast connection. Unfortunately it doesn't loving matter because I can still only download 300gb without paying :10bux: for another 50gb block.

I get the blast mega ultra colon blow package for $65/mo for a promotional period of six months or whatever but it ends up coming out to like $80 anyway because lol cable bills. I could get the internet only package but then they hit you with another $10 fee (or remove a $10 discount or some poo poo) so it ends up either costing me $5 for the TV or costing me $5 to not take it depending on what date you ask me. But then confusing poo poo where you can't determine what's right for you and end up just getting whatever they tell you has been one of cable's main strategies for decades now.

Also the thing about getting a new promotion every six months is totally true, and you don't have to call them despite their attempts to convince you otherwise on the site. Just pick some vaguely related category on the site and go to the live chat, and you can do something else while you wait minutes in between replies for the overworked schlub on the other end to offer you the same exact package for another six months for the same discount without any fight.

CrashCat fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Apr 1, 2014

open container
Sep 16, 2008
my dsl is 700k and i shitpost just fine

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
It's not so bad, OP.

Turncoat Mommy
Oct 3, 2010

I believe in you.
i pay $44.95 for 30/30 and i live in the us not sure how good of a deal that is

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Posting from my 100mb line for $40 a month

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

I pay Comcast $78 a month for a 25/5Mbps connection. :sigh: Why can't Google deploy their fiber lines faster. gently caress.

Turncoat Mommy posted:

i pay $44.95 for 30/30 and i live in the us not sure how good of a deal that is

Pretty good.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I've been lucky with Comcast, as in my last apartment I had decent service for cheap and even had a painless experience cancelling it. Hell, after I got a cheap plan at first, some guy randomly called me and threw in cable for free local channels and better speeds for free. Maybe it was because my upstairs neighbor worked for Comcast.

I sure do loving hate Charter, though.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
So I live in shitville Utah, which is pretty terrible most of the time. We had this weird fiber setup that usually worked in some places but not always. As you might have heard, google just decided to buy it, and apparently some of the companies that are being replaced just stopped giving a gently caress. In my current apartment I got really variable speeds until last week, when I noticed my torrents perfectly legal downloads coming down a 10mb/s, so I did a speedtest:


I'm tempted to plug my machine directly in, cause right now my 100mbit router is the bottleneck.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

MB/s, Mb/s, Megabytes, Megabits

Brain In A Jar
Apr 21, 2008

I live in New Zealand and you can all go and get hosed

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
I'm about to sign up for Comcast in a new apartment. What's the least worst plan as a new customer?

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

took me like three years to get a tech who was smart/not lazy enough to realize there was a shitload of noise in the line from the origami poo poo in the old one and it was the cause of my lovely signal and internet which meant he actually had to climb the pole and not just pretend he did something

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Blast of Confetti posted:

gently caress monopolies :( How am I supposed to make poo poo posts in my leisure time when I'm being given the runaround by tech support

Get Comcast Business Class.

I have never had issues. I realized that Retard Squad is residential, and the ones that are not mentally handicapped are promoted to business class.

The ones that are actually smart are promoted again to enterprise, fyi.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Have people been going out of their way to look for independent/business ISPs? My ISP doesn't even have an ad in the Yellow Pages, just address listing. They normally handle business accounts, so they don't advertise to individuals even though they have a household plan. I've had them for 15 happy years, and have yet to meet anybody who has ever even heard of them. It might be possible to find an alternative ISP in your area that nobody has heard of because they don't bother trying to compete for consumers with Comcast etc. It's worth digging a little.

Of course if you already get TV & phone from the cable company, you're pretty much destined to use them because you can haggle with them for a package deal.

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
how does one get google fiber?
how much is it to get it installed?

bandman
Mar 17, 2008
We bounce between AT&T U-verse and Comcast approximately every 6 months, or whenever the intro deals run out. We're paying $35/month for 12/1 on U-verse right now and we'll be switching back to Comcast once we're considered "new customers" again and AT&T jacks our rate to $60/month.

Yeah, it's kinda gaming the system, but gently caress them.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

avatarinwin posted:

how does one get google fiber?
how much is it to get it installed?

Google Fiber was lost with the garden of Eden

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Is ATT Fiber in Austin available yet,and are you able to just request it anywhere, or is it also like Google in that you have to actually organize to get it?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I Might Be Adam posted:

Comcast will also not allow HBOGO to be used via ROKU. They are loving terrible but at least now, I'm only paying like $70 for their lowest tier of lovely cable with free HBO and their 25-30mbps internet. What are you going to do when the only other choice is ATT's dsl?

Comcast dumped pretty much all HBO shows/movies into their on demand service (free with HBO) so it's really a moot point.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Geographical monopolies are pure poo poo. I'm stuck between slightly crappy cable (Brighthouse) and even worse DSL (ATT U-verse).

Best part is ATT keeps dropping flyers in my mail for "Up to 6MB down for only $49.99."

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
ITT we are FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler

"We don't want to interfere with the free market, we find that leaving things alone encourages the best competition"

* Is referring to a system with enforced natural monopolies *

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

a creepy colon posted:

comcast owns i pay 60$ a month and download at 6mbps constant. as long as you just get internet and NOTHING else they are great.

haha you loving retard.

I'm paying half that for 25mbps. And I still consider that a ripoff.

God monopolies gently caress us all. This bullshit needs to be brought to an end. Google fiber will never come fast enough.

avatarinwin posted:

how does one get google fiber?
how much is it to get it installed?

You wait till you're 100 and it reaches you. Or you move to Kentucky or some bum gently caress area.

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

im about to move and get ATT UVerse or Time Warner. which one is less poo poo? i think time warner doesnt have caps?

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i've always gotten good service and good support from comcast,

but last time i had them they were enforcing data caps and banning people and that sucks.

dunno if they still are

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Chinaman7000 posted:

im about to move and get ATT UVerse or Time Warner. which one is less poo poo? i think time warner doesnt have caps?

Time Warner but they're still pretty poo poo. ATT is god loving awful.

Spoilers Time Warner is going to become Comcast in the monopoly merger.

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ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
My brother used to work customer service for comcast and he said it was teh most soul crushing job he has ever had. My favorite story was the one in which this old man came in to scream that his TV had been cut off and my brother had to explain to him that it was because he hadn't paid his bill in 3 months at which point the old gentleman swept the poo poo off his desk balled up the receipt threw it in my brothers face and told him to go gently caress himself.

He quit pretty soon after that and has a much nicer job as a manager at an auto parts store now. I personally hate comcast because though we are paying for the 50mb connection it routinely drops to .5 for long periods of time. And it fills me with rage.

edit: OH also when you work for them you get a complimentary copy of the founder of comcasts autobiography. Which is basically BOY IM GLAD I WAS BORN RICH AND WHITE i'm sure. We destroyed that loving thing pretty quick.

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