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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MurderBot posted:

I took over the office of my predecessor as a nursing manager. I want to fill my office desk with motto army poo poo to let people know how much of a hard charger I am.


Aside from my wonderful challenge coin collection and an Uncle Sam poster on the wall what other things is required for my desk?
Claymore. Inert or live is up to you.



I saved a dummy claymore when I got out just for this purpose.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Apr 2, 2014

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cGmZ0IyQFU

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Gary Busey: too weird to live, too rare to die.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

holocaust bloopers posted:

Your move, pig and phantom ball pain that may or may not be a real medical condition, but no one here is really in a place to speak authoritatively about it dude.
Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Post more roscoe

Fake edit oops not dogge thread

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Snowdens Secret posted:

But you suck at cutting hair
Don't let him near your pubes.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

i heard click beelay will trim ur pubes for free
How well? I require frequent and intense manscaping with a steady hand to keep my topiary-like pubes in show condition.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Is that the dude who tried drunk trimming his junk with a steak knife or some poo poo?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Sorry, I didn't get gip.xls from my enterprise email before I got out.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:vince: Kept scrolling right, kept getting better.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mad Dragon posted:

thank you for your crevices

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:nws: http://xhamster.com/movies/1017554/xxx_trek_complete_movie_f70.html :nws:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

holocaust bloopers posted:

A trans woman is like a 2004 Sti. Sure it's an Sti and does pretty much what you want, but the owner probably did a hack job tune and there's a lot of hard miles on it. Most likely it has a re-build title, too.
You can fix a hacked up car. You can't fix a tranny.

Posting from couch while brakes cool off so I can fix them. :sigh:

holocaust bloopers posted:

Please change title to April 2014 Vet Thread - I'd gently caress the It's Always Sunny tranny if it was post-op and I was tipsy.

I believe this would show solidarity with our trans forums members.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I once drove through a really creepy, run-down neighborhood around the border between NY and Jersey where there were a bunch of deer standing on somebody's front lawn, and as I drove past the front door opened and a lady tossed out what looked like bagels or rolls, and the deer went apeshit. One of them spazzed out and ran out into the road and nearly hit the car. On that same street was a shed with its entire outside covered in rusty hooks and saws and poo poo. Fuckin' Silent Hill poo poo.

Also, gently caress Connecticut.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/04/voodoo-dolls-show-how-hunger-and-lack-of-self-control-go-hand-in-hand/

quote:

Each subject (total of 214) was provided a voodoo doll that represented his or her spouse. The subjects were instructed to stick between 0 and 51 pins into the voodoo doll, with the number of pins representing the number of aggressive impulses they had toward their spouse. As expected, the lower the level of glucose in the blood, the greater number of pins participants stuck into their voodoo doll. The scientists also noted that women tended to stick more pins into the voodoo doll than men did.
...
The winner of each trial was allowed to blast a loud noise through the headphones of his or her spouse. This noise was a mixture of sounds that people typically hate: fingernails scratching a chalkboard, ambulance sirens, etc. The noise level and duration were set by the winner. The results again matched the hypothesis that people with lower glucose levels had higher aggression levels, with their spouses suffering louder and longer noise blasts.
lol sucks to be you married dudes. Better keep your special lady fat and happy.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Said it before, I'll say it again: gently caress Connecticut. I have a lot of family there, and I have no idea how they stand living in that state.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

shyduck posted:

NJ is a pretty cool state once you get away from the Turnpike/Route 1 corridor. Lots to do, especially if you like outdoorsy stuff. Also of course the shore which is awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YhGtiprLvk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zt2UgT6MO4

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
So hosed up.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It's us. We're the loony bin. :psyduck:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
ahahahaha

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MancXVI posted:

what year is it
2021

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