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Dec 31, 2010

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John Rambo's disability claim must've been otherworldly.

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I enrolled in an English class focused on graphic novels. I figured it would be at least interesting. Nope. It's graphic novels and social justice. I was asked what my preferred gender pronouns were.

Dropped that in a heart beat.

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Yea. It was bullshit. The syllabus listed all of these graphic novels we had to buy. The total for renting all used ones? 160 bucks. gently caress that.

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That sucks. I was going to swap the course with either an intro philosophy one (lots of reading, I imagine) or an activism class (taught by a girl who spent a month in Afghanistan investigating why America is the devil).

I settled on studying the history of theme parks as art.

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

what graphic novels were listed? I really want to know.

No superhero smash up stuff. I was thinking this was going to be Watchmen type stuff but nope. Gender issues and African genocide.

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

So no Preacher then.

What are Preacher's preferred gender pronouns?

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Dec 31, 2010

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

If Maus was on the list you could have done an ironic paper on how the cats persecute the mice for having a non-standard species identity and get taken completely seriously.

Maus was on the list.

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Painsaw posted:

I got something like 60 credits from my 9 years of slavery, and not one of them applies towards my degree. gently caress.

104 credits. The school took 33.

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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

yeah but you went to a real school

I go to a real school. :saddowns:

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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

keep telling yourself that

You know I don't go to Devry right?

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Sorry we all can't be phoenixes

American Military University is where I spend my GI Bill bennies at.

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

please refer to them by the proper nomenclature of "disability disney dollars"

Are we not calling them VA fun bux any more?

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Vasudus posted:

if your school takes more than 30ish credits it's probably more cause for alarm than anything

I had college credit from University of Maryland, Embry Riddle, and some other college that they took.

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Booblord Zagats posted:

My older brother has a BS in Aeronautics from Embry Riddle he got in the mid 90s. Nothing gets him so sad as hearing the private school he had to be in the top 7% of SAT scores to get in to is now a loving UoP substitute

Not my problem. I took one math class with them.

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There's a genderqueer course list. I have no idea what they teach nor will I ever, ever find out ever.

quote:

LGQ 280
LGBTQ LITERATURE FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD TO THE RENAISSANCE
(UNDERGRADUATE)
This course looks at constructions of queer desire in texts of the Western tradition from ancient Judea, Greece, and Rome through the European Middle Ages and into the English Renaissance. We will also learn to perform "queer readings" on texts that may not at first glance seem all that queer. The course will range across many linguistic and cultural traditions. We will read non-English texts in translation, but we may consult the originals in class and certainly knowledge of an ancient tongue or modern Romance language will be useful (but not required-don't worry!). As the title implies, the course will proceed historically, but we will be returning throughout to some basic questions: in what sorts of contexts do we find queer resistance to heteronormative assumptions? do some literary genres seem more hospitable than others to representations of queer desire? how do representations of sexuality relate to larger notions of gender and social class? how do the constructions of queer desire we find here differ from modern lesbian and gay identities? This is a great opportunity to think about queer identity while reading and discussing some amazing texts.

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Dec 31, 2010

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New Robocop is pretty good. the ED-209 bots are loving incredible.

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The 80s Robocop is still perfect.

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Please put this in the OP.

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Your move, pig and phantom ball pain that may or may not be a real medical condition, but no one here is really in a place to speak authoritatively about it dude.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Man I loving love boobs.

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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Works this way too.

Gay, straight, lesbian, genderfluid, whatever. If you are incapable of appreciating a stellar rack then get the gently caress out of this planet.

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post boobs

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/dPNidDx.jpg:nws:

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THESE ARE NOT BOOBS NO SIR

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Thank you. In return have this

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/P82srO9.gif:nws:

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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Ya, I'm going with the 256gb. I'm gonna be gone for roughly 2 weeks at a time, so having a ton of media would be nice.

A 128gb plus external hdd would be cheaper. Apple gouges on SSDs.

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Dec 31, 2010

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I have a Toshiba USB 3.0 one. It's going on a few years now. It should be said that any PC/laptop that can be upgraded on your own would be cheaper than letting the company do it for you. With macbooks, Apple ties your hands on it, though.

Now that I've said that, it'll fail here in the next week.

fake edit: two tags :smugdog:

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Went to the office last night for work for the first time in a month. A coworker of mine just bought a 2007 BMW M5.

For $40k.

:stare:

He deserves that.

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

It's in good condition and poo poo, but holy loving poo poo KBB value for an excellent condition one is $24k.

For 40 grand, I'm buying a car that is a goddamn occasion to drive. A 2007 M5 is not that. gently caress, I'd rather spend a little over half that on a BRZ.

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gleep gloop posted:

Do what I did and get Obama to buy you a macbook with all the bells and whistles. Thanks Obama and Voc rehab!

Not on Voc Rehab. Bought a MB Retina refurbished for like 1200 a year or so ago.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Poli Sci sounds like a lot of lengthy rear end papers to write.

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I imagine sliding a dick into a trans vagina is like stuffing a balled up receipt into a poorly sewn up pocket.

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Fister Roboto posted:

How dare you imply that there is literally any kind of difference between women and trans women. How dare you.

A trans woman is like a 2004 Sti. Sure it's an Sti and does pretty much what you want, but the owner probably did a hack job tune and there's a lot of hard miles on it. Most likely it has a re-build title, too.

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Booblord Zagats posted:

But atleast the STI doesn't spend all day in tumblr bitching about how it got found out by some bigot at the bar because they spotted a crotch bulge and a 5 o'clock shadow

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Booblord Zagats posted:

I'd gently caress the Its Always Sunny tranny if it was post-op and I was tipsy. But they're never that pretty irl

Please change title to April 2014 Vet Thread - I'd gently caress the It's Always Sunny tranny if it was post-op and I was tipsy.

I believe this would show solidarity with our trans forums members.

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Dec 31, 2010

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She writes like most officers. Could be legit.

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Some kid in a class of mine asked how long I was in for and then told me he's joining the Navy as a SWO. All I could say was sorry, but he kept parroting all of the cool recruiter lines at me.

Dumb kid.

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Dec 31, 2010

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If you don't like space (or prefer oceans) gently caress you.

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Reminder: NASA drew a dick on Mars.

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Hereford. Nice house, too. Guy had money and lived well within his means by what I saw, just a trashy loving daughter

Well Yea. She married a dumb enlisted guy.

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