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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

One foot long cold cut.


For a Nazi.

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Obama Africanus posted:

going animal style on some poorly kempt boy pussy who will call you daddy.

:gowron:so thats where spongebob has been

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

So this thread got pretty weird...

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

:gowron:so thats where spongebob has been

Makes sense.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Africanus posted:

Branch of Service: USMC
Career Field: 7507 AV-8B Harrier Pilot. Currently in Attack Training Squadron 203(VMAT-203) in Cherry Point, NC. I start training on the Harrier in a few months, just moved to New Bern from Meridian, MS.
Additional Duties: Brewing beer. No ground job yet.
Contact: I check the Marine thread every now and then. Ill give you my email. Any questions about the USMC or Marine Aviation are welcome.

Get the gently caress out of my town, goon. :colbert:

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

So apparently the initial investigation into the gate guard shooting at Lejeune said it was the result of a negligent discharge. Anyone else hear anything about this?

Hekk fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Apr 17, 2014

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

do you trust me

*aimgs gat at hekk*

whoops

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
lol @ at the intel kid @ offut who trust gamed themselves outta active duty the honorable way

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Obama Africanus posted:

lol @ at the intel kid @ offut who trust gamed themselves outta active duty the honorable way

What?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I'd assume another dumb intel kid got themselves killed playing the "trust game".

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
After Boot I hooked up with a girl I knew from high school, she gave me an incredible blow job and said she'd swallow, well my 16 week build up load ended up making her choke when she tried to swallow it , and the subsequent coughing fit made some of it come out of her nose.

I ran in to her Saturday night and all through the pleasant small talk all I could think of was the time she had snotty jizz coming out of her nose.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Booblord Zagats posted:

After Boot I hooked up with a girl I knew from high school, she gave me an incredible blow job and said she'd swallow, well my 16 week build up load ended up making her choke when she tried to swallow it , and the subsequent coughing fit made some of it come out of her nose.

I ran in to her Saturday night and all through the pleasant small talk all I could think of was the time she had snotty jizz coming out of her nose.

add to op

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
i love titties

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Obama Africanus posted:

i love titties

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Obama Africanus posted:

i love titties

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Obama Africanus posted:

i love titties

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Obama Africanus posted:

i love titties

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Obama Africanus posted:

i love titties

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Obama Africanus posted:

i love titties

Wisdom

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Booblord Zagats posted:

After Boot I hooked up with a girl I knew from high school, she gave me an incredible blow job and said she'd swallow, well my 16 week build up load ended up making her choke when she tried to swallow it , and the subsequent coughing fit made some of it come out of her nose.

I ran in to her Saturday night and all through the pleasant small talk all I could think of was the time she had snotty jizz coming out of her nose.

Please tell me there was a part 2

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

I ran thru her Saturday night

how i read it at 1st

shouldve tagged that slampig again bro

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

USMC503 posted:

Please tell me there was a part 2

Nah, she went from a sober 7 to a drunk 4.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

Nah, she went from a sober 7 to a drunk 4.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

shouldve tagged that slampig again bro

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

krispykremessuck posted:

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

krispykremessuck posted:

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

death to amos

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Obama Africanus posted:

i love titties

You know shim.

Half the time I think you skipped your meds. the rest of the time I believe you are the one true prophet, sent to deliver us wisdom.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Hekk why aren't you recruiting anymore?!

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Mr. Nice! posted:

Hekk why aren't you recruiting



It was a mandatory B-billet for me. The screening team came and told me I had to go do it or I couldn't re enlist. I was 8 years in by that point and didn't want to throw almost a decade of service away. I did 3 years and came back out to the fleet in 2009.

Hekk fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Apr 23, 2014

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
tell me about the quotas gunny

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

tell me about the quotas gunny

I lie and tell my wife my nightmares are from OIF 1. Really they are from recruiting.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Imagine a fat sweaty poolee wearing a trashbag. Recruiting works the same way

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
hahaha did you ever have to force a fatty into a sauna to make weight before going to the meps center gunny?

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

hahaha did you ever have to force a fatty into a sauna to make weight before going to the meps center gunny?

I bet your post sounded more clever in your head, you know, before you posted it.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i dont think before i post man

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Hekk posted:

I lie and tell my wife my nightmares are from OIF 1. Really they are from recruiting.

What was worse about recruiting: talking teens to their highschools or coldcalling highschools?

P.S. Did you gently caress any highschool girls?


edit:double post accident

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

A recruiter's favorite kind of teen.

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